Kyouya tapped his pencil on his desk. It wasn't like him to be bored doing Calculus, his favorite subject, because limits and intervals and confusing graphs were SO GREAT! Then again it WAS 2 in the morning, but heck! Ohtori Kyouya didn't need sleep! He blasted the techno music and shoved the math book aside and curled up on his bed with the textbook for his favorite class – Canadian History.
How he loved to open up the textbook and laugh at people's stupid names like Frobisher. The Indian names were even better… like Mik'maq or Mohawk! Kyouya made a mental note to one day create a tribe of people called 'Mullet'. He laughed and laughed and let his cruel, evil side come out that cared nothing for human beings and their uselessness. MWAHAHAHAHA! In fact, he thought he might just take over the world and make Canada the new business capital of the Ohtori Group. MWAHAHAHA! How he schemed.
Now, he was the Brain, he just needed a Pinky for public relations. But who? The twins were too smart and not nearly compliant enough. Hunny, to most people, would have seemed like a good choice, but that Kyouya knew that Dark Hunny actually existed and could potentially overthrow his plan. Plus he came as a bonus pack with Mori, and he wasn't down with that. 2 is company, 3's a crowd… unless it's the twins, who, in Kyouya's mind, counted as one person. Haruhi, for so many reasons, was a terrible choice. He could picture her not caring about world domination. How could someone NOT CARE about world domination?! He was flabbergasted.
Anyways, he considered Tamaki. Tamaki was just the right intelligence to be his Pinky, yes… but… Pinky didn't angst. Besides, Kyouya had this foreboding feeling that the ditzy president of the host club would screw something up on accident. Maybe not so much.
Just then a black creature dropped out of the trap door in his ceiling. No, not a creature… a person, radiating with a mysterious light. It was obviously from glowsticks.
"What can I do for you, Nekozawa-kun?" Kyouya asked calmly.
Seemingly not discouraged by Kyouya's lack of fright, he said, "Berezunef senses the will for world domination."
Kyouya grinned. I think this could work.
"What would you like to do tonight, Kyouya?"
"Same thing we do every night, Nekozawa…" Kyouya cringed, that sounded like a terrible innuendo. He shook it off and shouted, "TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"