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As Jess made the turn onto the road that would lead them to Hartford, Rory leaned forward and turned the radio on.

"So, do you know where we're going, and how to get there?" Rory asked Jess.

"What?" Jess hollered over the pounding radio.

"Do you know where we're going and how to get there?" Rory repeated.

"What?" Jess hollered again.

Laughing, Rory reached over and turned the radio off. "I said, do you know where we're going and how to get there?"

"Nope" Jess said with his gaze on the road.

"Then why are we in front of Luke?" Rory asked.

"I don't know. Good question. Why don't you ask him?" Jess replied.

"Why don't you?" Rory teased and held the walkie-talkie toward Jess.

"No way. I am not using your pink walkie-talkie." Jess said firmly.

Rory just laughed at him and pressed the call button. "Hey."

Lorelai, who was still indignant about the monkey reference, made a face at Luke and answered. "Hey, Ror. What's up?"

"Jess and I wanna know why we're in front of you guys when Jess doesn't know where we're going or how to get there." Rory stated.

Lorelai raised her eyebrows and looked at Luke.

Luke ignored her and kept staring at the road ahead.

"Well? Are you going to answer her?" Lorelai asked him.

"I just didn't remember about Jess not knowing where it is. Tell her, to tell him, to pull over when we reach Hartford's city limits." Luke answered with a loud sigh.

"So, what if we had ended up in a totally different state just cause you didn't remember? What if we had drove around aimlessly for hours and hours?" Lorelai teased. Luke was always teasing her about not remembering things.

Luke rolled his eyes and ignored her. "So, you've been teasing me about not remembering things and you forgot about this?" Lorelai crowed. "What else didn't you remember?  Are you sure you have directions to this place, did you remember to bring   enough food, did you remember to bring the fishing poles? Did you remember to close the diner up? Did you remember to put the 'Gone Fishing' sign up at the diner?"

Lorelai lost her teasing look and a look of horror crossed her face. "Did you REMEMBER the coffee?????????"

Luke just smirked and Lorelai eyes got humongous.

"You didn't remember the coffee, did you?" Lorelai squeaked.

Luke just laughed.

Lorelai gasped and grabbed the walkie-talkie. "Attention, attention, Rory Gilmore, tell Jess to pull over. I repeat, pull over. We have to turn around. It appears that Luke has forgotten the coffee. We must turn around! We cannot camp without coffee! I repeat we cannot camp without coffee!"

By this point Rory also looked horrified and grabbed for her walkie-talkie. But before she could say anything, she heard Jess snort.

"What?" Rory asked.

"I packed the coffee myself. He didn't forget it." Jess answered with a smirk.

Rory breathed a sigh of relief. "Mom! He didn't forget the coffee! Jess packed it himself."

Lorelai's eyes got big and she glared at Luke. "You big jerk!"

Luke just snorted and kept driving.

"Well, at least she appears to have forgotten about the monkey reference." Rory said with a laugh. Reaching over she turned the radio back on and settled back for the ride.

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