Disclaimer: Kids Next Door isn't I repeat isn't owned by me.

Author's Note: Thanks for reviewing guys! Okay last chapter wasn't much just that we found out Wally still hadn't told Kuki for over 10 years! Wow that's long! Also Hoagie heard Kuki screaming, but just what is Kuki screaming about? Read to find out!

Summary: Who are we? That's not important. Just know this, if an adult bothers you. We will be there. That's important.

Teen Elite Force

Written By Cyrix

Chapter One

The Rescue

Wallabee heard Kuki screaming and quickly took out his weapon. He moves quietly toward the playground where he heard the screaming came from. He hides behind a slide and peeks out. He sees nobody around so he quickly rushes across to the swings.

"Wally help me!" Kuki screams out from behind the restrooms' building. That scared him a little and he accidentally fired his weapon spraying mustard all over the swings. He cursed to himself and checks his surroundings and runs up to the wall of the building. He slowly moves along the wall toward the front. He takes a deep breath and jumps out pointing his weapon at… a spider??

"AHHH!!!! Wally squish it!!" she tells him while cowering in fear at the wall. As he tries to figure out what the hell just happened before, the spider tries to crawl away. Wally took one step and squished the spider with his sneakers. Surprisingly, the spider didn't leak out spider guts, but they were too busy to notice that.

"Yay! Thanks Wally!" Kuki said and hugs him.

Wally pushes her away while trying to control his anger and asks her "Kuki, you screamed just because of a spider?!"

"Yeah, it was icky and gross! It almost touched me! Ewww!!" she said and shudders while thinking how that will feel like. Wally slaps his hand on his forehead.

"We are in high school and you are still afraid of spiders?!" he shouts at her. "I thought you were in bigger trouble than a spider attacking you!" he shouts at her angrily, but more angry at himself.

"Bigger trouble? Like what? Besides I can take off myself, thank you very much" she tells him with her hands on her hips. Hoagie runs up to them with his weapon drawn.

"You guys need help? I heard screaming coming from over here" he asks them.

"Yeah, like I will ever need help killing a spider. Her, I am not so sure" Wallabee replies back and points to Kuki.

"HEY! What's that suppose to mean?!" she shouts angrily at him.

"Uhh… I see… maybe we should-"he starts to say when Wallabee interrupts him.

"It means you're a scary cat!" Wallabee tells her.

Hoagie puts his hand on his forehead and said "Oh no… not this again…"

Kuki steps up to Wallabee and said "First, it is scaredy cat and second, I am only afraid of spiders!"

While they continue to argue back and forth, Hoagie's cell rang and he picks it up.

"Hoagie's Marriage counseling service, how may I help you?" he said to the person on the phone.

"They are doing it again?" Nigel asks him.

He looks over at them still arguing and speaks into the phone "Looks like it and this time I think it will last longer than the last fight they had"

"Why can't they just tell each other how they really feel instead of fighting all the time?! They will be dead back now, if they keep fighting like this!" Nigel shouts angrily on the phone.

"Yeah, well… you can't blame them; it isn't easy to tell your crush that you love them. Although I think ten years should have been enough time to do it, he's just afraid she will reject him. Not like we did it anyways" Hoagie replies back to him.

"Hmm… well, your right. Just try to stop the fight and tell them to report back to the treehouse, as soon as possible. We have good and bad news to share" he tells Hoagie.

"Roger that" Hoagie replies back and hangs up the phone. He walks over to them; they finally stopped arguing and are now facing away from each other. "Hey Mr. I-get-angry-for-no-reason and Mrs. Scared-of-little-spiders, Numbuh One wants you both back at the treehouse, ASAP" he tells them. They both walk up to him and hit him on the shoulder. "Hey! What you do that for!?" he shouts at them as they walk away together.

"For calling us that!" they both shouted back at him and continued walking.

Hoagie watches them walk off together and shakes his head and said "Sometimes… I don't understand them at all" He runs to catch up with them. Then it shows the squished spider where a tiny camera had fallen out all broken up to pieces.

Author's Note: Well, I hope this chapter was a little better and longer. I tried to make this chapter funny as you can tell. Review!