Sakura felt the familiar pull of chakra as she surged it back into the heart of the large fish on her desk. By now this sort of thing was easy for her, but it was always good to stay in practice.

Just as the fish was about to flip back into the water, and large black snake appeared form nowhere and swallowed it whole, then proceeding to drop a small scroll at Sakura's feet.

She quickly scooped it up, rolling it out angrily. Who dared to send a snake to eat her fish? The scroll read.

Dear Sakura,

I have heard you have become a fine medical ninja. This pleases me to no end; perhaps this means you can safely remove the two extras toes Kabuto attached to me for eating his chocolate.

Sakura's eye twitched. This could only be one person… and she had received her last letter from him only one week prior, on Valentine's Day. She continued.

Of course you and I both know I didn't eat any chocolate at all! I gave it all to you, right aijin? (WI: if you don't know what that means, I highly suggest looking it up for full enjoyment)

Sakura's jaw dropped. Her entire face turned a bright red and felt the need to throw the scroll into the water, where its words would be blurred and no one could read it.

Orochimaru doesn't believe me either! –Pout- He thinks I am silly for sending love letters when I could be training! I told him he should train me then, but instead I got a physics lesson about metal conducting electricity. BORING! I made sure to say 'hn' as many times as I could.

Sakura shook her head, confused, embarrassed. Her face was still a bright pink. Something about this wasn't right…why was Sasuke writing so immature? She rubbed a temple. Was he just messing with her? If so, it was working…

Oh, I must go. Orochi says I haven't been caring for Mr. Swigglefluff enough lately. Maybe its true. Aw well, I'll take him for a nice romp in Kimimaro's lovely little rose garden.

Yours truly

Sasuke

"AAAUGH!!" Sakura screamed. If Sasuke had been here, she probably would've punched him in the face…well, no, she probably would've hugged him, then punched him in the face! She wanted to pull her hair out in confusion! And what the hell was Mr. Swigglefluff?

She stomped out of the room, and then hurried back in, rolling up the scroll before anyone saw it, and stuffing it in her kunai pouch. Later, she would put it with the other letter, hoping the next one would come soon.