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and inutachi finally comes back in in this chappie
Chapter Fifteen
Till We Meet Again
The sun rose in the sky and birds were chirping. It was overall a peaceful and happy day. The clouds were blue with no hit of ever turning gray. But it didnt match anyone's moods. Bankotsu had been woken up early by Renkotsu who came walking in to see where they all went last night.
"You could've saved that for later!" bankotsu shouted as he got up while mumbling under his breath to find his clothes.
Jakotsu had been woken up by Bankotsu's shout. " What the hell?! Shut up! People are trying to sleep here!" he yelled. Bankotsu growled at him and he got up while trying to find the thing that held up his hair. Now where did that girl throw it last night?
The two guys had gone out and prepared breakfast for the girls when Mukotsu came in and started eating it earning himself a chase around the courtyard with Bankotsu and Jakotsu's screams of "What that fuck did you eat that for?!?! That was for the girls not YOU!!"
Kagome groaned and woke up, realizing that her love wasn't by her side anymore. She sat up and her makeshift dress fell down. She sighed. Her whole chest was left bare now and her blankets covered her lower half. Just at that moment, Mukotsu ran in and quickly shut the door.
"AHH!!" screamed Kagome. " Get out!! GET OUT!!!" and started throwing whatever she could find at him. Bankotsu burst through the door right then and yelled " Thats it!" while draggin Mukotsu back out the door. Kagome took several deep breaths to try and calm down.
"Who the hell is yelling at this time of morning?!?" yelled Sango as she too sat up. " Mukotsu the dumbass." groaned Kagome. " And where are my clothes!!??"
"I dont know!! Geeze! Renkotsu!!!!" yelled Sango. " where the fuck did that guy take our clothes?!?!" Renkotsu walked in the door. " Here they are. No need to yell ladies." he said. She jumped up and grabbed the clothes out of his hands then shouted " GET OUT!"
He sighed, shook his head and walked back out the door. Kagome and Sango quickly put their modern dresses back on. " Geeze!" yelled Kagome after finding the tenth knot in her hair as she tried to brush it with Sango's comb.
Sango was rubbing on her pink eyeshadow with her hair already done up. " OW! Fuck!" she yelled as her finger was pushed by Kagome's arm trying to get the knot out and right into her eye.
"Where my black shadow!?! " Kagome yelled as she dug through her stuff " Dont tell me I didnt bring it!!!"
Sango threw her red at Kagome. " Use that instead. It should match up fairly well with your outfit." Kagome nodded and swept it on.
"Ready?" said Sango after they were all made up. Kagome nodded again.
"MUKOTSU!!!" yelled a voice from the other side of the door. Sango giggled while walking to it and opening it. Mukotsu was running around the courtyard with the other four chasing after him. Bankotsu in the lead, then Jakotsu, Renkotsu and Ginkotsu.
But at the sight of the girls, Mukotsu suddenly stopped and stared. Kagome was sitting on the porch and sango was leaning against the pole right beside her. The others crashed into him, being too close and fast to stop in time and they all fell to the ground.
"What the hell did you stop for!?!" yelled Bankotsu as he picked himself up and dusted his clothes off. " Seriously!" yelled Jakotsu while jumping up and bonking him on the head."You could've gave us some warning!" yelle Renkotsu after getting back up and scowling.
"Well cause there are pretty ladies watching us on the porch." said Mukotsu as he too got up. The guys all stopped aruging and turned to where the girls were standing.
"Sango. I think the guys saw us now, lets go eat." whispered Kagome to Sango. Sango nodded and with one last look at the guys, they turned to walk away.
The guys were standing motionless and staring. After a moment, "Kagome!" yelled Bankotsu, snapping out of it. " Wait!" and he ran to catch up with Kagome.
"Yeah! Sango! Im coming too!" yelled Jakotsu.
Before the guys reached them, Kagome leaned over to Sango and said "I still dont think Inuyasha and Miroku are gonna be too happy when they find out about this...even if they did promise to help." Sango nodded in agreement. " Not to mention you're engaged to the enemy." said Kagome with a small laugh. ' Yeah well...I think its just gonna go down better if we didn't tell them.." said Sango. Kagome nodded, then suddenly, her whole world turned black.
"Ah! What the hell?!" yelled Kagome as she reached up to her eyes and felt something that would be hands glued to her face. She groaned and tried to peel the hands off of her eyes. Bankotsu laughed. "Kagome..." he whispered into her ear, making her shiver. "Bankotsu...take your hand off..." said Kagome with a pout on her face. " But you owe me if I do"
She scowled. " It depends what I owe you" she said. Suddenly, the hands dissappeared and she was spun around to find Bankotsu's face not an inch away from hers. " What do you think I want Kagome?" he said as he pulled her extremely tightly into him. Kagome backed her face up " Something tells me I dont wanna know." she said. He laughed again.
"Kagome!!" yelled Sango " I smell breakfast! Let's go before Mukotsu eats all of it!!" Kagome jumped out of Bankotsu's arms , took Sango's wrist and ran to the main room as fast as her legs would carry her. Jakotsu and Bankotsu laughed while shaking their heads and following the girls.
When they entered the room, they found lots of nice food cooking over the stove. There was fish and rabbits. Berries were on the floor and there was a bucket of sake? " Hey! Is that Sake?!" said Sango pointing to the bucket. "Oh! Let's get drunk..." said Kagome with a smile. Sango shook her head. " How bout no?"
"Hey at least the food looks good!" said Kagome plopping down beside the fire Sango sat down beside her and reached for a cup of tea.
"Let's eat now! The food looks too good to just sit there for any longer." said Kagome with a huge smile and began digging into the berries.
"Glad to see you girls are enjoying the meal" said Bankotsu, who had come through the door just then. Kagome and Sango looked up with their lips purple with berry juice and the guys laughed. "Dont you know how cute that looks?" said Bankotsu as he walked to Kagome and placed a kiss on her lips. She pulled away and smiled " Dont, Im gonna get your pretty boy face all dirty and sticky!" she said.
"So?" he said while raising his eyebrows. "You're worth getting dirty for." he added with a smile and bent down to kiss her again, "and dirty with" he added while knocking her down in the process.
Jakotsu raised his eyebrow at his leader-that-was-currently-making-out and then turned to Sango. " Hey Sango..." he said with a small hint of a smile " N-nani?..." stammered Sango while scooting away from him.
"That.." he said pointing to Bankotsu and Kagome. " Looks like a good idea doesn't it love?" "Um...hehe...no not really..." she said with an extremely cheesy smile."Heh." Jakotsu said and jumped on top of her.
Renkotsu opened the door and put his foot in the room. "Um...I think...we should just leave them alone..." he said to the others when he saw Bankotsu and Kagome making out on the floor and Jakotsu and Sango kissing the shit outta each other's face. And the funny thing is...they've all got purple stuff on their faces... He took his foot back out and closing the door.
"Well we cant eat breakfast...so what are we supposed to do now!?" complained Mukotsu. " And why Bankotsu no o aniki?! Geeze...I want her just as much as he does...and im probably better too..."
Renkotsu sighed. What was the use of telling him again. " Nothing. We sit here and wait or find something to do"
So they sat there. The sun rose into the middle of the sky. It was noon. The sun started dipping lower into the mountains. It was late afternoon.
"WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING THEM SO LONG?!!" yelled Mukotsu after holding that in for half of the day.
"Who's taking a long time?" said Sango's angry voice from behind him as a fist met his head. Renkotsu, Ginkotsu and Mukotsu after he got up turned around.
Jakotsu and Bankotsu stood there with their clothing all screwed up , berry juice all over their faces and their hair a huge mess ontop of their heads. Bankotsu's braid was nearly all out and Jakotsu's hair stuck up on all the weird angles. Kagome and Sango were changed back into their normal travelling clothes and their weapons were slung across their back.
"You guys finally done?" said Mukotsu. " Yeah...that was awsome..." said Bankotsu " Cept I gotta go take a nice cold bath after I see my sweetie off."
Renkotsu raised his eyebrow " Nice..." he said.
Kagome's face turned a light pink. " Bankotsu!" she said turning to him and scowling " What the hell are you saying!??!"
"Hey...Its true..." he said as he stepped behind her and put his chin on her head. " I love you." he added quietly.
Kagome smiled. " Don't forget what you promised me, Bankotsu." "Hm? Which promise?" he said lifting himself off her and scratching his head.
"...You forgot..." said Kagome shaking her head.
"Kagome. Are you leaving now?" said Renkotsu, standing up. She looked at Sango, then nodded " Yeah...we promised Inuyasha we'd be back by noon...but..."
Bankotsu laughed. " Hey! Stop laughing! Its because of YOU im late!" said Kagome. He laughed some more and Kagome groaned.
"Wait!" said Sango out of the blue. " Kagome and me want to ask you guys something." and Kagome suddenly remembered.
"Oh ya...Okay. You guys, Bankotsu, Renkotsu, Jakotsu, Ginkotsu, Mukotsu, if you ever meet us while travelling...please just be careful about what you say." said Kagome. " Yeah...Just think of Inuyasha's reaction if I told him I was engaged..." said Sango with a sigh.
"You're engaged?" said Renkotsu. " To who?"
Sango blushed. shit...i forgot..." Oh ya! We didn't tell you yet Renkotsu no aniki!!" yelled Jakotsu. " Me and Sango are getting married after we defeat Naraku!!" and jumped around in a little happy dance. Sango laughed and shook her head.
"Well then Congratulations." said Mukotsu. " Even though I wanted her...and hey Kagome?"
"Yeah?" said Kagome turning to him. " Youre not engaged are you?" he said. She shook her head and he laughed. " Then you can marry me!"
"NANI!?!?" yelled Kagome. "Hey back off Mukotsu, She's mine." said Bankotsu walking over to him and bonking him on the head.
"Okay. But back to the subject...just dont blow our cover that we know each other okay?" said Kagome. The guys nodded and the girls smiled.
"But we want to ask you girls something too." said Bankotsu looking at the others of the shichinintai.
"Hmm? What?"
"Do you want...to be one of us. Since I mean, you're O aniki and Jakotsu's girls so,.." said Renkotsu with a small smile.
"Be one of you? But...What about Inuyasha."
"Well...We'll give you the markings and like me you'll be able to hide them. So when you're with Inutrasha, you can hide it. When you're with us, you can show it."
"Thanks, but his names InuYasha not InuTrasha." said Kagome with a smile lifting her lip's corners up.
"Whatever...Do you want it though?"
Sango and Kagome looked at each other and then nodded in unison.
An hour later, Kagome and Sango stood in front of the mirrors examining their new Shichinintai markings. Kagome's was the same as Bankotsu, except in between each arm of the star, there was the character for love in it and it too was on her forehead. Sango's was the same as Jakotsu's except hers were pink and she also had the character for love on the tips of them, right where her chin was.
"So...What do you think?" laughed Kagome poking her own marking.
"Just dont forget to hide them when we're with Inuyasha...that's for sure..." groaned Sango.
"WHERE ARE THEY?!?" shouted Inuyasha walking back and forth in the same amount of space over and over again. " They said they'd be here !!!"
"Inuyasha. Calm down. I'm sure lady Kagome and Sango will be back as soon as they can." said Miroku, leaning against a tree.
"Yeah Inuyasha!" said Shippo while sucking on his sucker "Mmm this tastes good! I gotta go tell Kagome to buy me more when she goes back to her time"
"Meow!" said Kirara to prove her point.
"KEH!" shouted Inuyasha and turned his nose up into the air pretending to be mad but really, just trying to see if he could catch hold of the sent he loved so much. Kagome.
"They said they would be here by NOON its like DUSK now!!" yelled Inuyasha after a few moments of silence. Miroku sweatdropped.
"Inuyasha! Miroku!!!" shouted two girl's voices. The Inu gang turned around and saw Kagome and Sango running to them.
"Kagome!" yelled Inuyasha as he ran up to her and picked her up. " Where WERE you?! I thought you got attacked or something!" he yelled as he put her back down.
"Well I didnt. And Im safe." said Kagome. " Yeah, we just got a little...uh...sidetracked..." added Sango with a laugh "and- HENTAI!!" she shouted as she felt a hand slid across her ass.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!! We havent even been back for five minuets!!" yelled Sango as she slapped the poor monk across the face leaving a shiny handprint.
"Ah...my lovely Sango...it was this cursed hand..." said Miroku with a perverted smile while touching his face.
"Why were you sidetracked Kagome?" said Shippo jumping into Kagome's arms. Kagome laughed as he landed on her then turned kinda red due to his question.
"Ah well you see Shippo, we um...ran into a demon." she said randomly making something up. "Really!? Did you get any jewel shards?!" yelled Inuyasha jumping in front of her and shoving his face into hers. Kagome took a step back jewel shards jewel shards...hes always after the jewel shards...and...I still love him right?..even though Im with Bankotsu?...I shouldn't...do this..I dont wanna hurt either of them...but...when Bankotsu's this close to me...it feels...so nice...Inuyasha...
"Huh? So did you? Huh? Did you?" said Inuyasha getting all excited. " No , Sorry Inuyasha. We didnt." said Kagome with a sigh.
"Shit." said Inuyasha. " And you two have wasted enough time already! You were supposed to be here by NOON! And now it's practically SUNSET!! We leave now!" he added while turning around and stomping off. " Inuyasha! Can't we start tomorrow?" said Kagome.
"NO!" yelled Inuyasha not even turning around. " Inuyasha!!!But I wanna take a bath! And I wanna stop and sleep!! Im so tired!!" Kagome yelled.
"NO!!!" yelled Inuyasha. " WE ARE LEAVING NOW! AND THATS FINAL!" "No but Inuyasha!!" yelled Kagome. " I want..." "NO!!!"
"INUYASHA!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!" yelled Kagome. " I want a BATH and i want to STOP and SLEEP!!"
Inuyasha being stuck in a crater right then couldnt talk except with a bare shake of his head. Kagome sighed "We're gonna look for some place where we can stop and Inuyasha, DONT complain!" she yelled as she stomped off.
Sango and Miroku shook their heads and followed the pissed off girl in front of them.
"I miss them already and it hasnt even been five minutes yet..." said a now all sad Jakotsu walking back to the temple with his brothers.
"Yeah...but now, we travel again." said Bankotsu turning around and facing his comrades.
"What? Already?" said Mukotsu with his eyes popping open 5 times wider than they normally were.
"Yes Mukotsu. Already." snapped Bankotsu getting slightly annoyed. " Be prepared in five minutes. Meet back here."
The rest of the shichinintai nodded and went to their own rooms to pack up their stuff, well other than ginkotsu who just sat there waiting for the others.
Mukotsu picked up all his poisons and ingrediants not to mention a mirror to check if he's still as good looking as he thought he was.
Jakotsu ran around his room trying to find all his lipstick and hairpins that had somehow gotten lost and stuffed in as much pink and purple outfits as he possibly could.
Renkotsu picked out all his explosives and found a few of them had gotten damp for some reason. After a lot of cursing and half a singed eyebrow, he managed to get all his stuff together and walk back out to the courtyard.
Bankotsu picked his " baby" up and all the things he needed for the journey. When he was at the door, he suddenly remembered something. He went through his whole room, turning it upside down to find the picture that Renkotsu had given him of Kagome. With his closet upside down in the middle of the room, clothes all over the place, his futon half stuck through a hole in the paper wall and a lot of swearing, he finally found it and slid it into his shirt.
They all managed to make it back out to the courtyard without any more accidents and the Shichinintai set off.
A few hour's walk from their temple, they found a village that looked like it had a little fair going on.
"Hey Bankotsu no o aniki! Its like a fair! I wanna get Sango something since I never got her anything when I proposed to her!" shouted Jakotsu getting all excited.
"Huh? Oh...ya i guess I need to get my love something as well." said Bankotsu opening his eye and looking at the scene below them.
"We dont have any money though..." grumbled Jakotsu digging around in his clothes. His companions looked at him like he just went wacko or something.
"uh...why pay when you can just do it the easy way and kill everyone?" said Renkotsu raising his half singed eyebrow at Jakotsu.
"haha! What happened to your eyebrow Renkotsu?" said Bankotsu with his famous laugh.
"Shut up."
"Okay. Back to the fair. Im gonna get Sango some make up...hairpins...kimonos...jewlery..." said Jakotsu listing off the things with his fingers and soon found he didnt have enough.
"Why dont we just get the people outta the way then we get whatever we want." said Bankotsu rolling his eyes.
"Yeah! Thats a nice idea!" said Mukotsu. " I get the women."
Eyeroll, bonk, eyebrow raise, gersh.
"Anyways, let's go! Ill take this side, Jakotsu, attack from the west. Renkotsu, Ginkotsu go from the east, and Mukotsu, you go from the south! Got it?" said Bankotsu.
The others nodded and went to the sides they were supposed to go to. When they were there and at Bankotsu's signal, they attacked.
The day passed comfortably for the gang except inuyasha who got sat another few times for yelling at Kagome after he dug himself out of his current crater.
"Shut up Inuyasha! Its not my fault im tired!" yelled Kagome.
"Yes it is! You're always slowing us down!" yelled Inuyasha.
"No im not!"
"Yes you are!"
"No Im not!"
"Yes you are!"
"SIT!"
CRASH.
"And Were staying here and that's FINAL!" yelled Kagome as she put her hands on her hips with fire blowing out of her eyes.
"NO! WE'RE NOT! We've gotta get moving! You're the one that wasted half the day! If you were ON TIME then we can rest tonight! But we gotta make up for all that time you lost us!"
"It wasnt OUR fault we were sidetracked!"
"Then who's fault is it?"
"The demons!"
"Then you shouldn't have fought it if it didnt have any jewel shards!"
"SO!? Is the jewel shards so important now?!"
"YES THEY ARE!"
"NO THEYRE NOT!"
"YES THEY ARE!"
"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!"
"Well that wasnt very fun..." said a dissappointed Jakotsu with his Jakotsutou that was currently dripping blood all over the floor on his shoulder.
"Yeah..Too easy. Way too easy." sighed Bankotsu.
"But at least now we get what we want. And I wonder how much money this town has? Im going to raid the rich house." said Renkotsu.
"Fine But if you see any nice kimonos, bring them out. Acutally If you see any nice girl things, bring them out." said Jakotsu.
Renkotsu nodded. " Meet here in two hours."Bankotsu said and walked off to the market place.
He looked through the little stands that used to be all neat and decorated before they crashed it. Picking up a necklace and looking at it, he shook his head and put it back down. No..not special enough..not for his Kagome. Looking at a bunch of flowers, than deciding that it wasn't good enough, he sighed. This might take a while.
"Bankotsu no o aniki! Look what I found!" yelled a voice from behind him. He turned and saw Jakotsu running towards him waving something that looks like a bow with a knife sticking out both ends.
"Huh? What is that?" said Bankotsu bending down and examining it.
"Iunno...I just found it in one of the weapon stores. Looks nice for Kagome though right? Since shes an archer and we gave her a sword that she dosent know how to use, so she can now have a long and short ranged weapon." said Jakotsu.
"Wow. I never knew you were that smart and thoughtful, especially for a girl." said Bankotsu reaching out and taking the bow sword thing.
"Yeah...well..."
"Oh ya right. I almost forgot you're basically now a girl."
"HEY!"
Bankotsu laughed. " But seriously now, what...what are you gonna get Sango as a proposing present?..."
"Um...Iunno...but i remember Sango mentioned it once that in Kagome's 500 years into the future time, the guys have to give girls rings or something. And they have to wear it on their 3rd finger cause supposedly, theres a vein that goes straight to your heart from there..."
"Really? Im gonna go see if I can find a ring then."
Jakotsu nodded. " I better get Sango one as well."
The two guys walked to the jewelery stand and looked through all the rings they had. They were all so common though, nothing special enough for the girls.
"Geeze...this is gonna take all day..." complained Jakotsu as they left their fifth stand and found it not passable.
"Quit complaining. Its for the girls so its worth it."
"Yeah...I guess..."
Suddenly, Bankotsu's eyes widened slightly. " Jakotsu look at that stand over there!"
Before he opened his mouth to reply, "Pl-please...spare me...Im only a poor seamstress..." whispered a voice from below them. Bankotsu and Jakotsu looked down.
"Seamstress huh? I have a use for you then."
A month had passed. The inutachi still hadn't found any jewel shards and to make matters worst, in Inuyasha's opinon anyways, the still haven't found the shichinintai.
Early one morning, Kagome was waken by a loud rude voice. "You got your night of sleep so we get up and leave now!" Inuyasha yelled in her face. " Nh...five more minuets Inuyasha." said Kaogme turning away from him and pulling her blankets over her head.
"No! You're already the last one to wake up! No five more minuets! Get up now!!" yelled Inuyasha while jumping into a tree and waiting for breakfast.
Kagome groaned and got up. What was the point of fighting with him again?
Sango, who was preparing breakfast suddenly sighed. Kagome looked up at her with a questioning look. "Sango?" she said.
Sango shook her head. " Nothing...I just miss Jak-i mean...that guy..." she said quickly covering up her mistake. She had been about to say Jakotsu and that would have raised questions from everyone. Kaogme nodded and smiled " I know who you mean...I miss him too..." she said. " Not to mention...his...um...brother" suddenly remembering how he and Bankotsu refered to each other. Sango smiled.
"Huh? What are you guys talking about?" said Inuyasha from his tree. " Oh n-nothing!" said Kagome with a cheesy smile that he fourtuantly bought.
Breakfast was quickly made and eaten. " We need to get on the road now! We've wasted enough time already. We were supposed to be travelling now! The Shichinintai and Naraku could be miles ahead of us already!" Inuyasha yelled as Kagome and Sango winced at the mention of the Shichinintai.
"Uh...ya lets go." said Kagome looking down to the floor.
The Inutachi cleaned up their camp and destroyed all evidence that they had been there, burning their trash and burying their ashes.
The five of them plus kirara left the campsite and headed down the road.
Five minuets later...
"Kagome...Im hungry...Are we there yet?" said Shippo from Miroku's shoulder. " No shippo. Not there yet." she said with a small smile
He sighed and the group walked on in silence again with Inuyasha in the lead and Sango, Miroku and Kagome walking slightly behind him.
Kagome sighed. She thought this was too quiet...But then again, it gave her the time to think of many things, like Inuyasha and the Shichinintai, or her and Bankotsu, or Sango and Jakotsu. Does Inuyasha still have half of my heart? Do I really love Bankotsu and Bankotsu ONLY? Or do I still love Inuyasha?...
Her thoughts were inturrupted with a sad little kitsune voice.
"Kagome are we there yet?..."
"NO!! SHUT UP!!" yelled Inuyasha instead of Kagome. "Inuyasha!" yelled Kagome. " SIT!" and Inuyasha kissed the dirt again.
The others kept walking, leaving Inuyasha behind to get out of his crater by himself. " Hey! Dont just leave me here!" he yelled to the air.
Silence fell on the group again. They continued walking towards the sacred mount hakurei. It was a nice day, but in Kagome's opinion, it was a little too hot. Soon, she felt tired and weak with a desperate need of water.
"Inuyasha...Can't we take a break? We've been travelling since we got up and Im really tired and hot." said Kagome when they walked past a small forest and she saw a clearing that was mostly shaded from view by tree branches and leaves. She thought she saw someone or maybe many people sitting in there, but then again, maybe it was just her imagination...
"Inuyasha! Theres a nice clearing! Let's stop and rest!" said Kagome pointing. And I sense 5 jewel shards...could it be?...the shichinintai?...
"No! We're gonna keep on going!" yelled Inuyasha and began to walk away. " No but Inuyasha!!" she yelled. Miroku sighed. " Inuyasha. I think we could all use a rest..." and walking over to where Kagome stood. Sango nodded in agreement.
"Keh! We're NOT stopping!" said Inuyasha pointing his nose to the air. The others walked towards the clearing. Sango and Miroku in the lead and Kagome slightly behind them.
"Inuyasha!" yelled Kagome just before she reached the clearing. She was facing away from the others who were facing the clearing. " Come on! We need a break! And you do too even though it's not your tough guy ego to rest!" she kept calling as she walked backwards.
She ran into something solid. She turned and looked. Sango and Miroku were staring at the clearing with the most hilarious faces on earth.
"NO!!" came Inuyasha's call back. He jumped into the tree that was right above Kagome and blanched at the sight before him like the others did.
"What are you guys all staring at ?" she said. " And Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha twitched and attempted to jump off the branch to avoid a painful sit. Too late. " SIT!!" and he met the dirt again.
"Gah! Kagome what was that for?!?" he yelled after he pulled himself up. " For being a jerk! You only care about yourself and you dont care when all the other people around you ARE TIRED AND NEED REST!" she yelled back shoving her face into his.
"Yeah well we need to find those jewel shards! All this wouldnt have happened if YOU hadn't broken the jewel in the first place!" he yelled back shoving his face even closer.
In the background, Sango and Miroku along with the people in the clearing were just staring at the two of them argue.
"Ahem!" said Miroku to Inuyasha and Kagome. The two of them turned and looked at him. " What do you want monk?!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha!! SIT SIT SIT SIT!!" Kagome yelled and he fell to the floor again. Miroku shook his head. "Inuyasha?" he said.
Inuyasha groaned and pulled himself out of the crater. "Fuck this rosary...fuck it all..." he growled. Kagome giggled. " What?" he snapped. " Oh...nothing..." she said still smiling.
He growled and walked into the clearing with his eyes closed and his nose up. " Fine you get your break but in FIFTEEN minutes we leave again! And dont-" and he tripped over something on the ground.
"Fuck!" he cursed as he got up and looked at what he tripped over. A box. " Huh?" he said as he reached out to touch it.
"Dont touch it." said a voice. He looked up and saw Mukotsu staring right back at him.
Inuyasha growled "Who the fuck are you?? You dont smell like a normal human!" he yelled, his hand on tetsusiaga's hilt.
"Inuyasha!!??!!" yelled Jakotsu getting up. " Wheres...uh...never mind." he continued after Bankotsu gave him a death glare.
"Jakotsu!" yelled Miroku running up behind Inuyasha and looking around " Are you all the Shichinintai?"
"You're not as stupid as I thought." said Bankotsu. "And I suppose you are the perverted monk that we heard about?"
"Huh? Where did you hear that?! I am so not perverted!" said Miroku when a giggle inturrupted any other thoughts he might have had.
"Give it up Miroku. You are totally perverted." said Sango walking out from the forest. Kagome followed her and stood on the other side of Miroku.
Bankotsu and Jakotsu's faces lit up at the sight of their loves.
"And Inuyasha?" said Kagome in a too good to be true sugary voice " SIT!" and down went Inuyasha again.
"wench..." he mumbled as he got up.
"sit."
"Bitch."
"SIT!"
Groans while getting up again.
Miroku was in heaven. There were 2 lovely ladies standing on either side of him. He reached both his hands out.
SLAP! THUD! " HENTAI!" yelled both girls at the same time turning red with anger.
Bnakotsu and Jakotsu's happy happy faces turned to anger at that.
Miroku looked up. Kagome was standing right above him and he was in the right position to see right up her skirt.
"Nice panties..." he whispered but Kagome heard him. " What!? You pervert!" she yelled. " What's wrong with you you perverted excuse of a monk?!" yelled Inuyasha grabbing Kagome and dragging her up into a tree.
Hey! Kagome's MIY girl!!!thought Bankotsu as he looked at the two up in the tree. He had to stop himself from saying anything though, as not to blow their cover.
"Inuyasha! Put me back down on the ground before Miroku decides to look up my skirt again!" yelled Kagome trying to struggle out of Inuyasha's arms.
"No.Stay here. The monk wont be able to get you from here. And plus, You sit me here we both go down." he said with a small smile.
"Ya? Well Im still gonna do it!" she threatened.
"Id like to see you try!" he said pulling Kagome onto his lap. Below them, Bankotsu just about blew up at that sight.
"I will! Inuyasha!" said Kagome, then taking a deep breath " SIT!"
"No wait dont sit!!" she yelled quickly when she realized she was on his lap. Too late. They both crashed down onto the ground with Inuyasha on top due to the fact that she was originally on him.
"Inuyasha!!" she shreiked when he fell ontop of her. " Get off!" and she blushed when she saw that Inuyasha's head was planted right in between her breasts and that they were NOT in the best position to be in in front of the perverted houshi.
Miroku and Sango laughed. The shichinintai stared.
"So is this what you do..." said Renkotsu with a raised eyebrow. Kagome's face turned red. " NO!!!" she yelled.
Sango turned to him, then started laughing at the expression on Bankotsu's face. He looked like he was about to beat the shit out of Inuyasha, yet he was unsucsessfully trying to keep his tough guy Im the leader of the Shichinintai ego.
"INUYASHA!"" yelled Kagome as she attempted to push him off of her. " What the hell!!"
When the spell wore off, he slowly lifted his head. " Well now you know!!" he shouted at her. " You didnt have to stick your head there!!" she yelled back.
"You liked it didnt you? Lady Kagome?" said Miroku with a perverted smile. " MIROKU!!" yelled Sango and Kagome at the same time.
"Ah...Kagome, Inuyasha. May you be blessed with healthy offspring..."
"AND MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH NON PERVERTED OFFSPRING!" yelled Inuyasha.
The two girls growled and walked off into the forest.
"So you bastards are the Shichinintai." said Inuyasha drawing his sword and pointing it at Bankotsu.
"Didnt I already answer that question, Inutrasha?" he said back with his famous smile.
Inuyasha growled." Arent there supposed to be seven of you? Or are you guys so weak that two of you are dead again?"
"Shut up!" snapped Bankotsu picking his halberd up at the same time.
"Or what? You'll attack me?" snarled Inuyasha.
Bankotsu opened his mouth to answer him when a voice inturrupted him.
"Inuyasha!!"
Inuyasha turned and saw Sango running back to him. "Sango? Stay back!" he yelled at her. " No! Inuyasha stop!!" she yelled back.
"Huh? Hey! Where did Kagome go??" he said as Sango reached out and tugged on Inuyasha's sleeve with a "Hurry!"
"I dont know...I saw this red light and then Kagome was on the ground with three slash marks on her back!" said Sango.
Bans jealous! LOL tell me wut u think! And wut u think that light is? R&R!!!