Chapter 4: victim, Kirio!
Kirio Karasuma was impatient and not in the best mood today, almost like everyday pretty much, and rolled his eyes as he sat in the chair on the spotlight and folded his arms.
"Make this quick, now, I'm not in the best mood today and I need to stamp more papers…" Kirio said through clenched teeth.
"Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…" Kirio didn't even bother to look around him in the darkness or ask who was speaking.
"Er…hello…anyone there…?"
"For Hades' sake, yes, I'm here, smart one!"
"Someone has a bee in their boxers…Kirio…eats worms when he is bored…"
"What is the meaning of this?" Kirio stood up angrily.
"Yo, Mr. Karasuma, sit down!" I said coming up to calm the evil Mr. Glasses man. He sighed unpleasantly and sat back down after a long pause.
"Continue with your idiotic games…"
"Kirio…is afraid of the dark…"
"Quite the contrary, you idiot…" Kirio said angrily but sat still. Suddenly, Kirio noticed that the chair he was sitting in was half-broken.
"Crap, we forgot to change the chair!" I said shocked. Men from the studios clumsily got out a new chair before the old chair would tilt any further.
"Why is this broken?" Kirio said pointing to the old chair get carried off by two guys with a crap load of dragon tattoos on their arms and backs.
"Exactly what I was getting to next…Kirio…breaks chairs with his butt…"
"You little son of a—"
"Mitch, I thought you got fired last week!!" I said as I saw the former studio worker.
"I came back to get a souvenir, a memory of my previous job!" Mitch said.
"You're crazy, man; get out of here, now!"
"No, hand me that camera then I'll leave!" Mitch whined.
"No way, we're using it! We're kind of busy! Go home, get some popcorn and a diet Pepsi, sit on the sofa, and watch Weakest Link!" I said preparing my kunai knives for a kill.
"Hand me it, now!" Mitch grabbed the camera, and we fought over it for a good two minutes and thirty-seven seconds, but I came out triumphant…we never saw Mitch again…and it's none of your business why… (A/N I don't know anyone named Mitch…FYI…)
"Continue, please…"
"Where was I…ah, yes…Kirio…talks to rabid bunnies…"
"Why are you telling disgraceful lies about me?" Kirio stood up and sliced the chair into two with his sword as he transformed.
"Kirio…breaks innocent chairs…"
"Innocent…?! You foolish mysterious sick-minded sonofa—"
"Stitch, you mean that blue alien?" I asked one of the studio members. "Sorry, continue, Kirio…"
"You're possessed, smoking crack, and drinking too much caffeine, that's why you're so ridiculous, you dumb—"
"Donkey!! Donkey parade outside!" I said, but everyone glared at me as I slipped into a random ditch and watched Weakest Link, like what Mitch was supposed to do…
"Kirio…needs happy pills…"
"That's it…you little—!" Kirio struck his sword, but the attack was interrupted by an explosion through the wall. There was Kazune and Karin…and Himeka, too…
"What do you want now?" Kirio groaned.
"We've come to fight you, Mr. Glasses man!" Karin said as she was about to say "God Thunder" upon him.
"I surrender, goodbye…" Kirio ran out of where Kazune, Karin, and Himeka entered and never looked back again.
"Um…now what?" Kazune asked.
"I…need…to…kill…something…" Himeka said through clenched teeth as her angry red eyes turned to the studio members. They all twitched in fear as Himeka slowly stepped up closer.
"Are you sure she isn't that girl from "The Ring"?" A cameraman asked nervously. Everyone was too afraid to answer.
"I have something you can attack…" I said raising my hand bravely out of the ditch as a commercial about a vacuum cleaner played. Himeka turned to the ditch.
"Yes…?" Himeka said sweetly, now with her regular, happy expression. Everyone sighed in relief.
"In that closet, there's a large black garbage bag, near the broom stick, can't miss it…" I pointed to the closet, now a little relaxed.
"Arigato…" Himeka bowed and had flaring red eyes again and walked towards the closet. She found the black bag, labeled on their "Mitch"…
To be continued in chapter five…
Next chappy is Kirika, then after the torture of Kirika is either Shi-chan or Michiru Nishikiori! (I love that last name! lol!)