Dear Readers,

Sorry for the slow update! I have good news and bad news for everyone…

Good News, I have finally updated! And chapters will be longer!

Bad News, Unfortunately, chapter updates will be slower and will take about a month or longer due to school's demonic tortures (AKA, homework and studying)

I have more news.

I have TWO NEW KAMICHAMA KARIN STORIES!

We Know All!

This is your only chance to ask ANY Kamichama Karin character ANYTHING appropriate for teens and under.

The Black Ring

A random story crossover between Kamichama Karin and Nightmare Before Christmas. Pretty weird, eh?

Please check them out. And also, there is a special Kamichama Karin announcement on my profile. Hint, it has something to do with getting more Kamichama Karin stories on and making it snappier!

Okay, let's start the story finally!

Truly,

da Panda (Panda-Chan)

Know Your Stars: Kamichama Karin Style!

Chapter Five: Kirika Karasuma

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Kirika was next on the list for torture time. She sat in the brand-new chair on the spotlight. There was silence for a long time…Kirika waited…and waited…and waited…

"Um, hello there? Anyone here?" She asked.

"Dude, you're up!" I said to the voice.

"Oh Crap! Um…"

"Uh? Hello?"

"Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars!"

"Um…thank you very much for responding?"

"Kirika…is a cross dresser"

"What? Well, I was pretending to be a boy, but it's not like I could disagree with Koge-Donbo!"

"Kirika…is in Special Ed."

"I'm not in Special Ed!"

"Kirika…is the worst student…in Special Ed…"

"I just told you before, I don't have Special Ed!"

"Kirika…is dating InuYasha…in Special Ed…"

"Whom are you talking about?" Kirika stood up from the seat. Inuyasha came in the room.

"Imposter! I'm in love with Kagome!" Inuyasha stammered. He stomped out of the room, a trail of jealous fan girls stalking him, and Kirika sighed as she sat back down.

"Are you quite finished yet?"

"Of course not! Kirika…"

"Does this have something to do with me in Special Ed?"

"Wow, she's good…for a Special Ed Cross Dresser…"

"I told you before I'm NOT IN SPECIAL ED!"

"Then you're a cross dresser?"

"Ugh…continue, do your worst…" Kirika sighed loudly as she slouched in the chair.

"Ooh! That's my specialty! Kirika…has the theme song "Barbie Girl"…"

"I don't care…that's not your worst…"

"I mean the German version…"

"NO!"

"Ha, I win! Kirika…sings the German Barbie Girl song…in Special Ed…"

"Say Special Ed one more time and I'll transform into Nyx…"

"Kirika…has—…"

"Lunch Break!" I came in with a bunch of bags of McDonalds fatty goodies. Some guys grabbed cheeseburgers and snack wraps and I handed the mysterious voice a chocolate milkshake.

"About time…ahem…where was I? Ah, yes! Kirika…has a Hannah Montana toothbrush!"

"What?" Kirika stood up.

"We have proof…Panda-Chan!"

"Yes sir!" I came in with a blue Hannah Montana toothbrush, which played the song "Best of Both Worlds".

"That isn't mine!" Kirika karate chopped the toothbrush out of my grasp.

"Then why does it say your name on it?"

"BECAUSE IT DOESN'T!"

"Kirika…brushes her teeth with her electric Hannah Montana toothbrush even though she is singing the German Barbie Girl song…in Special Ed…"

"That's it! I've had it! NYX!" In just one second, Kirika transformed into Nyx and attacked the voice's milkshake and stormed out of the torture room from the back exit.

"Hey, do the closing, dude!" I said. But the voice was about to cry. His favorite milkshake flavor, splattered all over the room and covered with germs and dark goddess powers.

"SAY IT! SAY IT!"

"Now you –sniff- know…-sniffle- Kirika Karasuma…WAAAAH!"

"Um, it's only a milkshake…" I sweatdropped.

To be continued in chapter 6! MWAHAHAHA!

Here are some of the chapters in the future! YAY!

Chapter Six- Michiru

Chapter Seven- Shi-Chan/Nike

Chapter Eight- Miyon

Chapter Nine- Yuuki

Chapter Ten- Kazusa

Chapter Eleven- Ami

Chapter Twelve- Q-Chan

Chapter Thirteen- The Kazune-Z

Chapter Fourteen- Michirians!

Chapter Fifteen- Jin

Chapter Sixteen- Himeka Karasuma

Chapter Seventeen- Auntie

Chapter Eighteen- Karin's Homeroom Teacher

Chapter Nineteen- Karin's friends from elementary school

Chapter Twenty- The two Punks that were ruining Kazune and Karin's "date"

Chapter Twenty-One- Panda-Chan

….

SAY WHAT? ME?

Who put me on the torture list?

I did…

Voice?

Nope…

Who?

Mitch…

Oh…my…God…

); o

Boo-hoo…