Sorry it took me so long! I got sick after prom and then I got busy…okay, anyway, here it is! Chapter 3, or 4, whatever.
Day 2
"SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura called as both Sasuke and Naruto approached Team 7's usual meeting place. This morning had been interesting…
Sun-kissed eyelids fluttered open to reveal ocean blue eyes. With sleep fresh on them they look to their black counterparts.
"Good morning," the sleepy blond says.
"Morning, dobe." The dark-haired boy replies.
"Don't call me dobe, teme! I hate that!"
"I thought you like it…at least that's what you said." Weird, the blond couldn't lie, but he just did. Is the jutsu over?
"We should shower, teme." Sasuke, or teme, nodded in agreement as Naruto, dobe, moved off of him. The moment Sasuke was standing…without clothes on Naruto tackled him back to the bed and immediately latched onto his neck.
"Naruto…you seem…eager."
"Shut up, teme! I can't…I can't control myself." If they didn't have a meeting this morning Sasuke would have easily taken the offer from his hyper blond, but, unfortunately, they had to leave today.
After a short struggle, with another tackle in the shower, the two dressed and left for the bridge.
"Sasuke-kun," the pink-haired kunoichi continued while ignoring the blond on 'her Sasuke's' arm, "if Naruto's too much for you I can watch him."
"No."
"But-"
"No."
"I could just-"
"No!" Sasuke shifted to wrap his arms tightly around the blond and with his sharingan said, "He's MINE!"
"O-Okay…sorry." Sakura never realized just how scary Sasuke could really be.
"Yo." Kakashi said as he poofed upon the scene. "So…I see you two had fun last night."
"Why do you say that?" Sasuke asked. He had resumed his apathetic voice.
"Because Naruto is currently showing your 'love bite' along with his own." He said with a plain, even tone. It was as if having his students having sex with each other was totally normal, which, in this case, it kinda was.
Sasuke looked down to Naruto pulling down both of their collars of their shirts.
"…oh…" was all he said. Sakura just stared.
"Oh, Sasuke," Kakashi continued, "There are some things about Naruto's…condition that I must inform you about." Sasuke nodded and removed his blond tumor to go and talk with his sensei.
"So today he can lie, but can't restrain his actions?" Sasuke asked to make sure he understood.
"Correct," Kakashi answered. A shrill scream pierced the air that even caused Sasuke to almost wince. Almost, he did have Naruto as a teammate, after all. The two quickly went to rejoin the others. "Sakura, what's wrong?"
"Aah!…get off, get off, get him off!" she screamed. Sasuke was about to ask where Naruto was when he noticed his blond…chewing on a lock of her hair.
"Naruto," he said as he put a hand on the blonde's shoulder, "What are you doing? SPIT OUT THAT STUFF, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!" Naruto complied. "What were you doing?" Sasuke repeated.
"Well, she has pink hair." Sasuke stared at him, waiting for a better explanation than that. "I always wondered if it was bubblegum flavored, but it tastes like hair."
sweatdrop
Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose at Naruto's stupidity. "Yes, Naruto, hair tastes like hair."
"Well, no mission today," Kakashi said after a slight pause. "See ya!" and he poofed away. Sakura diminished into a sobbing pile of…well…of whatever Sakura is and the two boys left to go find something to do.
"Gaara!" Naruto cried and glomped his redheaded friend before an angry Uchiha pulled him off.
"Neji!" Naruto repeated his previous actions. Sasuke did, too.
"Shikamaru!" Same thing, again.
"Naruto, stop that!" Sasuke demanded. The blond merely huffed. "Come on, I need to go and get something." Was all he said before dragging his mate into the nearby shadows. Kukuku!
"Kiba!" Naruto tried to glomp him, but was inevitably choked.
"Uh, Naruto?" Kiba asked.
"Yes, Kiba?"
"Why does Sasuke have you on a leash?"
"Uh…about that…later Kiba!" This time it was Naruto who pulled a smirking Sasuke away, leaving behind a confused and happy Kiba.
'I wonder what Hinata thinks of leashes…'
"Ah! Sasuke!