Itachi: Why is no one outside? Isn't the sun still out?

Deidara: No, Itachi, it's night outside. Itachi is so cool! He keeps a smile on my face. Wait, what am I saying? The guys would get rid of me and then I won't see Atachio!

Itachi: Deidara?!?

Deidara: Yeah, what happened?

Itachi: I don't know, you tell me. I thought you left. You didn't respond for a good 5 minutes.

Deidara: Oh, sorry about that.

Tobi: Uhhh guys...Kisame help Tobi. Zetsu looks hungry for Tobi..

Zetsu: Not true! I-I just wanna play tag!

Kisame: See? All he wants is to play tag you'll live, Tobi.

Hidan: points and laughs Haha, Tobi's gonna die I mean...

Kisame: Ahhh, does hidan ever shut up? I mean c'mon I haven't even see this God of his! Someone's a little obsessed.

Kakuze: Hmm...are there like any type of money here? I'm dying of boredom!! I need my fix of wallets before I go murderer jitsu on these people...haha, murderer jitsu...I just made my own jitsu!

Zetsu: Aww, come on, Tobi, stand still already.

Tobi: Tobi like running! Grins at Zetsu

Zetsu: whispers Freakin' Tobi don't know how to just stand still for me to eat him..

Koetsu: Hey, Kisame, don't you think Deidara getting a little to close to our blind friend?

Kisame: I'm sure Itachi can see what's going on.

Koetsu: Um, yeah, sure but you do remember he's blind...right?

Kisame: Yawns Huh? Yeah, of course.

Itachi: What are you doing, Deidara? Tthis is Deidara, right?

Deidara: Yeah, Itachi. Don't worry. I'm still here.

Itachi: Uhh, ok. What's going on?

Deidara: Oh, nothing. Just helping you change into some pajamas.

Itachi: Oh, okay. Uh...thanks for the help.. sounds all confused

Sasori: Seems like Itachi getting some action...lucky why do the blind guys get all the fun?!

Koetsu: 'Cause he's blind and easy to mess. It's not like he knows what's going on.

Tobi: Haha, Zetsu can't catch Tobi! points

Zetsu: mumbles It's never taken me so long to get some food! You know what? I'm about to go kidnap a little kid. Tobi don't look to good now anyways.