Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, just the parody that I write :D

Nakamura-: OMFG.

Sakura: What the hell!?

Naruto: What are we being surprised about?

Sasuke: ... I have no idea.

Michigo: Neither do I... Nakamura-?

Nakamura-: MY ROOMS CLEAN O: and I have a new guy I like. :D

Sakura, Naruto, Michigo, & Sasuke: ... thats a big surprise?

Nakamura-: yes. :D

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Her face looked evil as I strained to look at her. My eyesight was fading fast. I gave up trying and closed my eyes, relaxing my body. Sakura laughed again and the last thing I heard, was Naruto and Sasuke cursing under their breath and hit something.

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I found myself in a different reality. I looked down, I was floating just above a pool of water that looked like blood. I realised this looked exactly like the center of the sand villages greenhouse. I looked to my left quickly, finding a matted hair, dirty faced Michigo. I laughed a bit at the gloves and the sunglasses.

"...To...Naruto..."

I heard myself say. I noticed I was writing a letter. The smile on my face was so bright it lit up the greenhouse. This was a past memory! I laughed again and floated over to behind the now walking away Michigo.