Okay, I'm back. Starting teh ebil school tomorrow, so I'm enjoying my freedom while I can.
Link: And you'll be updating all year long, I hope. Riiight?
-sigh- Yes Chibi-sama, I'll be updating.
Link: Good. Good, good. Now…what else is new?
Well…I got security now! Meet Alphonse Elric.
Al: Hello.
Link: …He's a hollow suit of armor….
I know! That makes him perfect for the job, no?
Link: Hollowhead!
Al: Aww, meanie.
AHEM! The fic?
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"Sorry, you can't get to Elder Librari until you get the three library books back here," said a Minish before returning to her current SSBM match.
Link blinked. "Books? I have to run around existence for BOOKS?"
"Just talk to the librarian," sighed Ezlo.
Said librarian informed them that a group of mice had checked out the first book, the second was taken by a large, ugly guy reminiscent of Pinocchio, and the third was taken by none other than Smith Black the blacksmith and Link's grandfather.
"So…" Ezlo guessed, "your last name is Black?"
"Nope," Link smiled proudly.
"What is it?"
"My last name is…Tachibana."
Ezlo was shellshocked. "That's a Japanese name! One that was very powerful during the Heian period, no less! How the HELL did you end up with that name?"
"…Are you saying I'm of noble blood or something?" a confused Link inquired.
"Well if that's your last name, then yes, I guess…."
"Ho-Ly… Shit!"
A hooded figure came up behind Link and Ezlo. "Excuse me…are you known as Rinku 'Link' Tachibana?"
"This ain't Japan! My name's LINK! …But, yeah…."
The man knocked out Link and dragged him off.
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"Link, you dolt!" Ezlo squawked at the little hero as he awakened. "Don't go around hawking your last name! You may be being kidnapped as we speak and held for ransom back to the fangirls!"
They were apparently in a white room, except no padding. The hooded figure was towering over them. "My master wishes to see you." With that, he opened a white door leading to another blank room.
Link entered uneasily and sat down on a white chair facing a matching table, upon which sat two martini glasses. And in the martini glasses, spinning around and making buffoons of themselves, were two white mice.
"Hello," said the first mouse, sounding rather official. "I am Bicker the mouse, and you are looking for a library book, yes?"
Link blinked (again). "Yeah…how'd you know?"
"I'm Fat Albert!" the second mouse hiccupped, obviously wasted. "The book's in –hic- the wine cooler!"
Bicker slapped the other mouse. "Oh shut up, Broker. You're drunk, and the book is under the table."
Link held up the book. "Actually, it was in the wine cooler. Now how do I get out of here?"
A plothole appeared out of nowhere and sucked Link in.
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Thus did our heroes find themselves in Link's room, with said Link sprawled out under the bed.
Ezlo blinked. "What…are you doing?"
"Reading," said Link simply.
"Oh?" Ezlo peeked at the book Link was holding. "Is that…Num's Diary!"
Aug. 10, 2005
Dear diary,
Today I published the re-typed first chapter of "Minish Cap: Deleted Dialogues". Wonder if any readers of my SSBM story will see it? I hope I don't get flamed…
Oh yeah, I'm gonna put this up as a library book, lolz. And to whoever reads this (especially Link): There are no secrets in here! No little tidbits of my deepest, darkest corners of my mind! HA! These are just my random ramblings! Oh, and word fun, lolz. Gotta love word fun.
"Link blinked."
Word fun! Yayness! Oh, and maybe a bit of an interesting Mad Lib…lessee….
"If you live in the city, you will see many vacant shinies filled with hundreds of tacos for sale."
"Yo Quiero" means "I want". So "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" means "I Want Taco Bell". And tacos pwn. Well, so do won tons… ah well.
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Jan 28, 2006
Dear diary,
NOOOOOOOOOO! MC: DD was DELETED! And so close to the end too! Ah well…at least I nabbed Link as my muse while I could! He seems to be adapting well, other than the fact that he's still shaken up about the fact his story was deleted. Poor guy….
But someday….
Someday…it shall return…I cannot let it die entirely…no, no, it shall LIVE! BWAHAHAHAHA!
And now to tend to my profile….
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Jun. 16, 2006
Dear diary,
IT LIVES! MY FIC LIVES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have reposted MC: DD… as MC: DD PHOENIX EDITION! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of old, it rises to spread my insanity over the skies of FFnet once more! I feel so tingly inside!
This shall once again be a library book, yesums. Chibi-sama will prolly want to read and see what I added, 'cause he's nosy like that. Bastard.
Fin. Nothing more to say.
"That…was it?" Link looked extremely disappointed. "Aww…."
So he set out towards the library under threat of plothole. He doesn't like them.
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Outside the library, Link met with disaster….
"Hey, watch it buddy!" Disaster shouted as he brushed by.
Okay, I mean really, disaster….
"LINK! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!" a voice thundered.
"Is that…" Ezlo breathed.
Link stepped back. "It…can't be! But…it's…."
A tall, ugly man towered over our little hero with a maniacal grin. "I am…GANONDORF!"
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Whoot! CLIFFY!
Next chapter, I'll try for a bash-fest, but no promises; I'll prolly be tuckered out. Oh, and Vaati will reveal a rather strange side to him….
Link: You can't make me fight HIM! Not this early!
Tough luck.
Link: I demand a higher salary for this! I BETTER GODDESSESDAMNED GET ONE! (-goes berserk-)
Oop…SECURITY!
(-Al drags Link out and unceremoniously tosses him down-)
Fun Fact: I had originally thought that Tachibana was some Japanese-sounding nonsense name that Silver Ferret had thought up, but the Spell Checker didn't go off…so I Wikipedia'd it up, and lo and behold, it was the name of a politically powerful Japanese family from…some era in history. So yes, Link's a noble here! Goes well with ZeLink, actually.