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Here is el long awaited chapter!! haha i'm really sorry but i had originaly not intended to finish this fic, but i think i might now :D


Chapter 2: They said charming the opposite sex was hard?

Draco woke up into a tangle of green silk sheets, his normally perfect hair was stuck to his forehead due to a thick layer of sweat. He'd had a nightmare, about Cedric. His perfect beautiful Cedric, and another man. Or worse... a woman attached to a VAGINA!! This frightening prospect caused Draco to tumble straight out of bed onto his HARD wooden floor. He never could really figure how blokes like girls squishy bits… "Ow bugger shit fucker." He moaned while rubbing his arse. Shaking his head trying to dismantle the image of Cedric with someone else… some like … the mudblood! "Gaahhh!" He screamed, jumping up Draco ran into the shower and turned it on. A Stream of hot water ran over his pale, silky skin. Cedric always loved doing it in the shower.

The warm water gushed over his pale toned skin; it ran through his silky blonde locks and moistened his hard, cracked lips. Leaning against the wall Draco sighed. Then sighed again. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh. He was well about to continue on sighing for quite a while before his bright conscience kicked in. Sighing in your shower isn't going to get Cedric back you know...

Who said I was even thinking about Diggory huh? Maybe I was thinking about… my breakfast!

I'm your conscience dumbass; I KNOW what you're thinking.

Well… then. Smarty pants, if you're such a genius how bout thinking of a way TO win him back!

How about apologizing Malfoy?

Of course Draco paid no attention to the nagging little voice in the back of his mind and continued to sigh. Sigh sigh sigh.

All the way in the Gryffindor towers, Harry and Ron woke up to an empty dormitory, Ron got anxious immediately thinking that out of spite… the other boys had "forgotten" to wake the couple up. That was before Harry grabbed the mismatched pair of socks from his hands and reminded him it was Saturday. No classes. And they were perfectly aloud to sleep him.

"Oh thanks Harry that was a MAJOR fashion disaster 1 blue and 1 green sock." Giggle giggle.

Harry stared at him for a moment wondering WHAT THE HELL was Ron issue that he thought of his SOCKS before them getting to class on time. Then, chortling to himself, he remembered Ron was gay, like Harry.

Thank god I'm the man in this relationship He smiled uneasily at his, boyfriend. Boyfriend sighthat's nice to say, His smile became more confident as Ron removed his PJ t-shirt, ever since he had first seen Ron without a top (well the FIRST time was in the borrow 2nd year, but that was before he was gay. WHEN he was quite sure he WAS gay well… Harry loved the fact that quidditch uniforms involved RONS. SHIRT. FLOOR. Drool) Harry couldn't control his undeniable envy of the material that got to rub against Ron's beautiful chest all day long.

Ron realised Harry was staring blatantly at his chest, smirking in a malfoyish way… though 10x more attractive (A/N ok the 10x more attractive part was for the PURPOSE OF THIS STORY, because there is no possible way that ANYONE can replaces my Draco's smirk.) his smirk widened as he walked tentatively towards Harry he reached up, obviously to stroke Harry's luscious dark locks and pull him into a passionate kiss BUT instead he plucked out a hair clip that had been fastened into Harry's hair. "Thanks I was looking for that!" Turning he continued to dress Harry's smile dropped as Ron moved away from his. This was just not on. Growling predatorily Harry leaped on Ron and tackled him to the floor, smothering his face and neck with hot wet kisses. "You should never tease a Potter, Weasley!"

Smiling to himself Ron whispered, "Oh really? Then how come every time I do I find myself in this compromising position?" Lightly pushing Harry off him, Ron stood and threw a freshly ironed shirt over himself, "Toodles love, I'm going to go eat."

Well as you can guess this left Harry less than satisfied but all the well smiling at his good luck to be with someone like Ronald.

Harry strolled down the marble stair case and BAM smacked straight into Cedric Diggory, now we all know Harry isn't single. But man, Cedric is some good looking piece of arse.

So we obviously turned into a stuttering mumbling pile of mush apologizing sincerely, Cedric gave him a soft smile and muttered "No problem Potter. See ya around." Before continuing upstairs, if Harry wasn't mistaken it looked like he had been crying. Turning he saw Ron standing at the foot of the stairs looking crestfallen.

You see Harry hadn't really done anything wrong, but blushing and giggling in presence of someone else REALLY doesn't look good. So can we blame our fiery red head for storming past his boyfriend without saying a word?

Guess Harry and Draco have something in common then, they're shit luck with err the same sex.


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