Dang, this is old. Need to finish it.

Link: Any announcements for anyone, besides the whole Ed thing?

YES! I have started an account on DeviantART! Please check out my (crappy) work! Hey, at least you get a clear pic of what I look like now!

Al: Is that it?

HELL NO! I have also posted a new story, a Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones parody! Go check it out! Please? My MOM liked it, and she's tough to please!

Al: Mostly about the ewes in brassieres, though.

Oh, shut up.

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Zelda Rockbell and Silver Ferret (2) vote for Edward Elric to flick Vaati off.

No one else voted.

THE RESULT: See, if no one votes, it all ends in a total victory for one side, and no other gets even an honorable mention. I mean, only two people voted, and I had to get one over the phone. Let's all congratulate Zelda Rockbell on voting of her own free will!!!!!

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"…Link?" Ezlo ventured after an extremely long, unpleasant silence.

And, to the hat's amazement, the boy sat up and rubbed his head like nothing had happened. When he looked at the hat, however, the old Minish could tell something wasn't right.

"Are you alright? Please don't be alright…"

Link stood up and looked at himself all over. "Oh…dang…how do you relinquish control of a body again? Ezlo? A little help?"

Ezlo's lower beak dropped as Link continued. "I'm stuck in here…oh, for floop's sake, HELP ME!"

"You're…" Ezlo stuttered when he found his voice, "…the Authoress!"

"Yes, I'm possessing Link and I don't remember how the hell to get out of here." He/she thought for a moment. "Maybe…I need something big and hard…like…like one of Garet's patented sledgekittens! Stay there, I'll be right back!"

"But I'm the hat!" Ezlo cried. "You aren't supposed to leave me!"

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"RRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Vaati rrr'd as he stormed around Hyrule Castle. "When is she going to show up?!"

"I'm guessing this has to do with that note you got quite a few chapters back," Zelda the Statue sighed. "But shouldn't we investigate that guitar?"

As if on cue, there was a light flash, like an electrical shower, except centered around a spot in the wall. The next thing, a door appeared there that did not exist beforehand. It opened with only a slight creak to reveal a short 15-year old boy with blonde hair pulled back into a braid, and wearing a red coat and tight leather pants.

Zelda sighed. "Yup, a cameo. I knew it."

Vaati blinked. "Who the hell are you?"

The youth promptly stormed up to Vaati, snatched the uber—kewl guitar, and gave the Minish the finger.

"I take it that was yours?" Zelda ventured.

Vaati scowled. "Well, it's mine now, shrimp! Now givvit!"

The boy glared at him. "…Short? SHORT?!?" He promptly brought the guitar down on Vaati's head. "I'M NOT SHORT!"

"Ow!…Yes you are!" Vaati rubbed his poor head. "DAMN, that hurt!"

"IT SHOULD HAVE!" the youth raged on.

Vaati huffed. "Well, mister Whoever The Hell You Are—"

"Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist," Zelda sighed.

"—YOU can just go screw yourself!" A pause. "Wait…his name is Edward…AND he's trying to flick me off?!"

"Oh, yes, you're soooo brilliant," Zelda said sarcastically.

"But what the hell did I do?"

"YOU!" Ed pointed an accousing finger (this time, not the middle one) at Vaati. "Take me to the Authoress!"

"…So I didn't do anything?"

"TAKE ME TO THE AUTHORESS!" Ed roared, jabbing his finger at Vaati.

"OWWW!" the Minish stumbled back. "FUCK, that hurt!"

Zelda sighed. "Of course it hurts, idiot. His whole right arm is steel. Now…why do you need to speak with the Authoress?" she inquired, addressing the shrimp with the metal arm.

"Well," Ed said (YAY RHYME), tapping his pointer fingers together, "I sold her a 14th century suit of armor on eBay, but instead of sending it to her, I accidentally sent her my little brother…so I'm trying to find him."

"Alphonse Elric, Security," Zelda recited nonchalantly. "He's fine. Quite enjoying himself, really."

Ed wasn't listening. "AL!!! Where are you?" The next second, he was being smothered by armor, and one could see Ed's hand poking out from underneath the armor…and giving Vaati the finger.

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This was…short.

Al: BROTHER!!!!

Sorry, too busy listening to Gackt. But at least Vaati has been flicked off to the max! XD