Zoro: Ugh... Lost AGAIN!! THIS MAPS DEFECTIVE!! (rips up map of CHINA)

Voice: KNOW YOUR STAARS!! KNOW YOUR STAARS!! KNOW YOUR STAARS!! KNOW YOUR STAARS!!

Zoro: (takes out katana) SHOW YOURSELF!!

Voice: Roronoa Zoro... He LOVES Sanji! (GOMEN SANJI KUN!! -cry-)

Zoro: NANI?! I DESPISE THAT ERO COOK!! I HATE HIM MORE THAN THAT PINK HAIRED MENACE HATES JACKAL!!

Takono: Uh... not really...

Zoro: WHATEVER!!

Voice: Roronoa Zoro... Him and Sanji f--k each other senselessly all the time.

Zoro: I TOLD YOU I HATE HIM!!

Voice: YEAH RIGHT!! Roronoa Zoro... He cheats on Sanji by dating swedish tap dancing black(sorry if its racist) men in Swedish clogs and dresses!

Zoro: GABEEN!!(jaw dropping sound)

Takono: GA-BEAN TACO!! WITH NACHOS!!

Zoro: OROSAI BAGERRO!! I DONT EVEN KNOW ANY SWEDISH PEOPLE!!

Voice: Roronoa Zoro... Is a barbie girl, in a barbie world... and Travels the world with his mexican girlfriend, BON CLAY!

Bon: STOP JOOOOOOOKING AROUND!! THAT MAY BE TRUE BUT IM NOT MEXICAN!!

Zoro: THE HELL?! THAT AINT TRUE IN THE LEAST!!

Voice: Now you know Roronoa Zoro; a Gay polygamist whos dating Sanji while f--king with him every night and cheats on him with swedish black tap dancers and is a barbie girl while also dating Bon Clay.

Zoro: OROSAI!! IMMA KILL YOU!!