Sanji: MELLORINE!! I THOUGHT I HEARD MY LOVELY TAKONO CHWANS VOICE HERE!! MELLORIIIIIINE!!!

Voice: KNOW YOUR STAARS!! KNOW YOUR STAARS!! KNOW YOUR STAARS!! KNOW YOUR STAARS!!

Sanji: OI! YOU AINT TAKONO CHWAN!!

Voice: Shut up. she wasnt here. Sanji... he's just like his eyebrow... ANYTHING BUT STRAIGHT!!

Sanji: The hell?! My EYEBROW may be curly, BUT IM STRAIGHT!!

Takono: DAMN RIGHT!!

Sanji: TAKONO CHWAAN!!!

Voice: aww, a 2 in one edition!1

Takono: CRAP!!

Sanji: why?

Voice: Takono... she cheats on Sanji by making out with Jackal and doing it with Zoro.

Sanji: GABEEN!! TAKONO CHWAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!

Takono: AND I HATE JACKAL MORE THAN ANYTHING!! I WOULDNT LOVE HIM FOR THE WORLD!! LET ALONE GRAVY-HEAD MARIMO!!

Zoro: OROSAI!! I AINT A GRAVY HEAD!!

Voice: Sanji and Takono... they do it every night...

Takono: NANI?! NO WE DONT! IF WE DID, THAT'D BE IF HE RAPED ME!!

Sanji: AND DONT MAKE FUN OF ME! YOU KNOW I WANNA DO IT WI--I mean uh...

Voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A SEX LOVER IN HERE!! WHAT NEXT, DO YOU PEEK ON HER?

Sanji: (turns bright pink) uhh... umm... er...

Takono: (glares at Sanji and walks away)

Sanji: T-TAKONO CHWAN! WAIT!! WHAT'D I DO?! I DONT PEEK!!

Takono: ITS NOT YOU, THIS GUY PISSES ME OFF!! IM OUTTA HERE!!

Sanji: ME TOO! IM LEAVING!!

Takono: IM SUING-- hey... WAIT! SANJI-KUN! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!

Sanji: ne? (gets idea whispered into ear) OHOHOHO!!! YOURE A SNEAKY LITTLE GIRL!! I LOVE IT!!

Takono: i know!! and who u callin' little, fool?

Sanji: ok, im sorry, AND i'll help!

Takono: HEY! MISTA ANNOUNCER GUY!!!

Voice: oh, youre back? OK! Takono... she has the IQ of a 3 day old chicken.

Takono: I DOO?? IM SMART!! (sticks tongue out the side of mouth and smiles)

Voice: uhh... ok... Takono... is madly in love with Usopp...

Takono: REALLY?! COOL! I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!

Voice: o.0 uhh...Takono... She is only 2 INCHES TALL!!

Takono: COOL! I CAN FINALLY SWIM IN A CUP O' SODA!!

Voice: UHH WHAT?! OK THATS IT! I GIVE UP! SANJIS TURN!!

Sanji: Go ahead.

Voice: Sanji... that bounty picture is prettier than him.

Sanji: IT HAS A GIRL ON IT?!

Voice: uhh NO! Sanji... has spaghetti down his pants.

Sanji: COOL! FREE MEAL!! (looks down pants) CHECK IT OUT!! I FOUND SOME FRENCH FRIES IN HERE TOO!!

Voice: OKAY THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!! IM DONE WITH YOU TWO!!

Sanji: (hugs takono) YOU GENIUS!!

Takono: YES! ME TARZAN! ME GENIUS!! UGGA UGG UGG!!