Part 2: "Owwie, that tickles. HehehehahahaHAHAHAhahahahahahhehe"

"Hi, I'm ken. I have an oven in my pants."

Edward: "explain to me why I have to deal with this. Please."

Ken: "hehehehahahaHAHAHAhahahahahahhehe"

Edward: "am I getting paid for this?"

Ken: (Pokes Edward)

Edward: "what're you…?"

Poke

"hey, quit it!"

Poke

"don't make me hurt you"

poke

"man your annoying"

poke

"one more time, ken, I'm warning you"

poke

poke

poke

"KEN I TOLD YOU QUIT IT!"

poke

"ken…!"

"hey, Edward, your short"

(Somewhere miles away, probably Alaska, the slightest tremor can be felt. of course, due to Alaskan pipe lines being right there…yeah. Use your imagination. HehehehahahaHAHAHAhahahahahahhehe)

the end… (for now)