ok, it has finally occured to me that i have discluded a disclaimer. all i can say in my defense is: oops. so here: i do not own fullmetal alchemist or any character in it. i do not own shaman king or any character in it. i own myself, (ninja-rosette) and i have partial custody of Ken. thank you.
Part 3! The introduction of Yoh, Amidamaru, and the critic of doom!
Yoh: wow Amidamaru, this is a great picnic site!
Amidamaru: I dunno, lord Yoh. These graves creep me out.
Yoh: don't stress, buddy. Desecrate on them maybe.
Amidamaru: you have permission?
Yoh: my own permission, yeah. Knock yourself out.
Amidamaru: wait a minute…I'm a ghost.
Yoh: oh, yeah. Pretend.
some really big, ugly, rotting skeleton rises from the grave as Amidamaru unzips his…pants? What does he wear, actually...
Big ugly rotting skeleton: I AM CRITIC OF DOOOOM. TREMBLE IN FEAR. MWAHAHA!
Yoh: raised eyebrow and you have a problem with Amidamaru peeing on your grave because…?
Critic of doom: (shrugs, causing earthquakes and disrupting Amidamaru.) I SEARCH FOR GOOD ANIME AND/OR GAME PEOPLES.
Yoh: you failed school, didn't you…?
Critic: I DROP OUT GRADE 3. DRAMATIC. DRAMATIC GOOD. points at Yoh YOU MUST BE DRAMATIC. poke
(Yoh flies across the graveyard)
Critic: HOORAY DRAMATIC DEATH. (claps hands stupidly)
The End!
my god is this the suckiest fanfiction in history or what...