Part 4! The introduction of the rabid Edward fangirl who's name has been changed to protect the innocent, Ninja Rosette!
Ninja Rosette: walking around looking for Edward Elric "hmmm… this is where that girl said he'd be…"
Edward: in the bushes if I'm quiet she won't and/or can't find me…
critic comes
Critic: YOU BRAID MY HAIR! points to bushes
Edward: jumps like 2 feet
Ninja Rosette: Edward! lunges at Edward
Author's note: the following scene has been cut out due to pervyness and profanity beyond that of a pg-13 rated fanfiction.
Critic: YOU BRAID MY HAIR EDWARD!
Ninja Rosette: and what if he doesn't want to braid your NONEXISTENT hair! What if Edward wants to stay here and braid MY hair! Then what, hunh!
Edward: it's ok, critic I'll braid your nonexistent hair…
Critic: HAIR IS NOT NOEXISTISTENT! YOU DIE!
critic takes Edward and Ninja Rosette and goes to throw them in the ocean somewhere in the Arctic Circle. Let's say Alaska. Yeah. And he steps on a pipe line. Broken pipe lines now. Can you say 'economical apocalypse'?
The End