The Adventures of Edward and Other Annoying People

by Ninja Rosette

this is typically what happens when i get bored.i make up an annoying little alien with a highpitched laugh and i pair him with anime characters...oops, what have i done this time, read at your own risk:

5. OMG! ken has multiple personalities!

Part 5! The introduction of Evil Mime Ken, Janitor Ken, and Whinry!

Ken: hehehehahahaHAHAHAhahahahahahhehe!

Edward: KEN YOU RETARD GET BACK HERE! THAT'S WHINRY'S PRESENT FOR WHEN SHE COMES!runs after ken, who jacked his wrapped present which I am too lazy to decide on and/or to describe. So it's wrapped up. In…oh well, color's unimportant anyway. Besides, Edward's chasing ken.

Critic: I DO NOT SEE-

Ninja Rosette: I'm aware of that. You have no eyes.

Critic: WHY WHINRY-GIRL IS SO IMPORTANT. MAYBE EDWARD-PERSON LIKE HER.

Edward: I'M A GUY, YOU RETARD!

Ninja Rosette: CAN WE PLEASE STOP YELLING!

Critic: YOU SCARY. YOU EXECUTIONAR!

Ninja Rosette: yay!

The End!