Part 6 ok, I lied. THIS is the introduction of Evil Mime Ken, Janitor Ken, and (possibly) Whinry.
Edward: WHINREY! GIMME A HUG!
Alphonse: what're you doing, Ed?
Edward: I wasn't practicing my reaction to whinrey's arrival in front of the mirror!
Ken: yes you were.
Edward: oh, SHADDUP!
Ken: make me.
Edward disappears and returns in a turquoise minivan
Edward: nyah! runs ken over (repeatedly)
Ken: owwie, that tickles! dies
2 seconds later
Edward: gets out of the van thank goodness that's over! turns around GAH!
Ken: HI! I'm Janitor Ken! May I clean your toilets?
Edward: (weirded out) nooo…why would you wanna?
Ken: I came outta the kennagator. Please?
Alphonse: scoots away oookaay….
Whinry walks over
Whinry: hey guys!
Edward: WHINRY!
Ken: scoops Whinry over his shoulder and runs with her
Edward: chases him
Ken: finds some random porto-potty and stuffs Whinry into it (insert evil ken laugh)
ken exits the porto-potty with a grin on his face. I cleaned the toilet without a scrub-brush!
Edward: what exactly are you insinuating?
Ken: (insert evil ken laugh)
Edward: I don't wanna know….
Ken: still laughing
Edward: eeew… majorly disgusted
Alphonse: comes back steps on ken (well he's like, 7/8 feet tall!)
Ken: squish
2 seconds later
Alphonse: AAAH!
Ken: doesn't say anything pulls out invisible weapon from no place of existence/importance
(Rocket launcher maybe?)
Ken: blows them all to smithereens. (Including himself, but he'll be back.)
The End!