Part 7:ok, Whinry's here. What more do you want, Edward? What? QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME!
Edward: what the heck does that have to do with anything? I don't care. So WHINRY'S here. Big whoop. And I'm not looking at you. Don't flatter yourself.
Author:… pipsqueak.
Edward: stomping, screaming, ect. I AM NOT A PIPSQUEAK! I SHOULD GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND AND THEN IM GONNA HIRE A HIT-PERSON TO COME AND GET YOU AND MUSTANG AND HUEGHS AND ALPHONSE AND THEN YOUR GONNA SUE ME AND IM GONNA GO TO JAIL AND….ok never mind….
Author: yeah, that's what I thought…
Edward: am I at least getting paid for this?
Author: NO! Do I LOOK like I have money!
Ken: takes an invisible bazooka and blows up the author
Author's disembodied voice: I am the AUTHOR you cannot kill ME! Mwahahahahaha Haha!
Edward: hey, isn't this chapter about Whinry?
Alphonse: hey, you're right!
Edward: so…where is she, then?
Author: NYAHAHA! I have her! Me and Ninja-Rosette!
Ninja-Rosette: yeah nyah!
Edward/Alphonse: …sweatdrop
Alphonse: so, brother…do we rescue her?
Edward: … sure, why not? There's gotta be some kinda plot to this story.
Alphonse: Yay!
Ninja-Rosette: hooray! I get to see Edward's sexiness save me!
Edward: save Whinry, y'mean.
The End…
ok, i'll be the first to admit that my writing sucks...but some cnstructive critisism might be nice... anyone want a muffin?