Part 8yeah, so ken is immortal. So what else is new. Oh yeah, this chapter needs a name hunh? … the rescuing of Whinry!

Edward: what if this rescue takes more than one chapter?

Author: I'm very flexible.

Alphonse: whatever. C'mon brother!

Edward: doesn't move

Alphonse: what's wrong?

Edward: his hand behind him I-

Alphonse: yes?

Edward: I-…I've got the…

Alphonse: yes?

Edward: -the…WORST wedgie.

Alphonse: OO…

Ninja-Rosette: OMG! And I saw him PICK IT OUT! insert sickeningly girly screech

Edward: on second thought… maybe Whinry can handle herself.

Author: well, so much for that.

special thanks to the only three people who bothered to review:) i give you all a muffin and i love you.

Luckyalchemy27: hahaha, janitor ken is awesome, but my personal faveorite is one that will be mentioned later:)

anguished heart: i've seen suer milk chan, that show is retarded. i feel so honored ot be compared to such a show...and yes, this is the stupidest fanficton ever written.iam so proud of what my mind has created at 6:00 in the morning:) and what is "story alert"?

Feral Alchemist: oops, thx for the tip, i had no idea. for helping me, you get an extra muffin :) oh, and if you think YOU'RE scared, you should see what i do to the pedestrians:)