Part 9:Ok, so There's no Plot to This Story. Fine Then. But I Should do Something to Liven Things Around Here. Ooh!
Ninja-Rosette: oh my gosh! Edward, look! A package for ME!
Edward: and I care because…?
Ninja-Rosette: didn't you send it!
Edward/Alphonse/Ken/Whinry/Critic: burst out laughing Hahahahaha! Sure, Edward would actually take the time and concern to send some random psychotic rabid fangirl a present! crying
Ninja-Rosette: Edward…whimper
Edward: still laughing
5 minutes later…
Edward: still laughing
And he keeps going…
And going….
And going…
Darnit Edward, shut up already, it wasn't that funny!
Edward: well, I was kinda tying to make a point, that I would never, ever, send some random, rabid fangirl a present, not even if my life depended on it because she threatened to kill me if I didn't, even though that wouldn't happen anyway because I'm just too darn sexy, and if they truly loved me for me and not just because I'm so darn sexy, or because everyone else does, then she would understand that I just don't like them that way and instead they would settle for friendship, which is better than a 3-day fling anyway. Are you getting any of this, Ninja-Rosette?
Ninja-Rosette:…drool…sexy…drool…
Edward: were you even listening!
Ninja-Rosette:…drool…
Edward: smacks his forehead
Ninja-Rosette:…dro- hunh!
Alphonse: she's a lost cause.
Critic: HAHAHA-I don't get it.shrugs
TheFeral Alchemist: yes, wedgies are very evil:) hehe, lucky you, you saw him pick it out! lol, as thanks for being the first person to review...i shall mention your monser in the next chapter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! fear my stupidity!