Disclaimer: must I need to repeat the sad truth?

Anyways, i'm srry I haven't updated…my summer has been hectic…yea anyways….I also have suffered 4rm …WRITERS BLOCK!!!!! You but i'm over it. Oh and to all the people who got the quiz right. HERE IS UR COOKIE!! (::)

Jack: why thank you luv….(takes cookie and eats it)

Me: HEY!!!

Jack: What!!!

Mort: You ate the cookie that's what u stupid bloody pirate!!!

Jack: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! (Pounces and mort and they begin to fight)

Ichabod: LATINA THEY ARE FIGHTING!!!!

Mort: THIS FOR BEING IN MY STORY!!! (Kicks and punches)

Jack: THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A BLODDY PIRATE!!! (Punches)

Ichabod: And I think Mort is winning….

Me: UGHHH!!! While I go deal with this two LOVLEY men. Why don't you read the story…enjoy! (Heads towards the 2 fighting men while ichabod reads a science book.)

Chapter 5: pronunciation and Explanations

Then they just stayed there staring at one another then before they knew it they were getting their face closer and closer until their noses touched then…..

A police officer came and asked Marcia, "Is he bothering you misses?" Looking at Mort with utter disgust.

"No officer he isn't but thank you for your concern." Said Marcia not moving at all from her position.

"Well if he bothers you I will be nearby," he said to Marcia with a smile, then when he turned to Mort, he gave him and evil look and said "I'll be watching Rainey." And walked away.

"Yeah thanks officer interrupter!" he shouted at the officer with a smirk. The officer just turned around and glared at him then went on walking.

Marcia laughed and said, "Nice way to talk to an officer mort."

Mort looked down at her and smiled and said, "It's not like I have a reputation to keep up. So my manners went away ever since I was accused of mass murder baby. "He said with a smile that would make any girl, that wasn't disgusted by him, melt. Heck it even made Marcia melt right there and then. Then they looked each other in the eyes, brown clashing with green, then they both got closer and closer. Just as the tip of their noses were touching. Sam came in as well as Tilly, and started to lick Mort's chocolate covered face.

Marcia just laid there laughing and said "I think these two wanted in on the first kiss moment."

Mort just sat there laughing, as the dogs licked his face, but in the inside it was a different story altogether, Man. I wish the dogs and that stupid police officer hadn't interrupted! Marcia and I would have, by now, our first kiss! Well at least I'm around her. There will be other times won't there?

"I had fun today Mort." Said Marcia as she and Mort walked back to there houses. Tilly and Sam were not on leashes but walking in front of them side by side.

"Yeah me too. And believe I hadn't have so much fun like that in quite awhile." He said with a laugh.

"Yeah me too." Said Marcia.

"Okay so what is your biggest pet peeve?" he asked. Trying to make talk with her and get to know her a bit better as well.

"Well my pet peeve would have to be when people pronounce my name wrong.'" She said.

"How do people pronounce your name wrong?" asked Mort.

"Well some people usually call me Marsha. The English version of my Mexican name." she said.

"Then how should it be pronounced?" he asked.

"It should be pronounced MAR-SI-AH. You know like the Spanish translation of beach mar

And the Spanish translation version of yes si and uh. That is how it should be pronounced." Said Marcia.

"Oh" said Mort "Thanks for that now I know how to pounce it right."

"Do you have a pet peeve?" asked Marcia.

"No…not really……the only one is….I have to say…when weird people touch my couch which is my privacy." He said.

"Oh okay now I KNOW not to touchyour couch." she said.

"Oh you can your not on my weird list." said Mort with a laugh.

"I feel special." said Marcia with a smile.

As they got home, Marcia turned to mort and said, "thank you mort I had a lovely time."

Mort the said, "Yeah me too. We should walk are dogs more often." he said with a smile.

As he and Marcia stood there on Marcia's porch they both looked into each others and then they got closer and closer and just as they were about to close the space……. Cassie opened the door with mail in her hands and said, still looking down, "Marcia I think this is Mort'ssss….."She said as she looked up. She saw mort's hand around Marcia's waist and saw them really close. She said, "My bads i'm sorry." and closed the door.

They stood there for a minute then mort took his hand away and said, "Well I better go. See you busy tomorrow night?"

Marcia replied, "No why?"

"I was wondering if you would like to go out." He said.

"Yea I'd like that." She said with a smile.

"About what time would you like me to pick you up?" he asked.

"Ummm...how about at 9?" she said.

"Nine is great. Well bye." Said Mort. And just as he was about to leave, Marcia quickly kissed him on the cheek and went inside.

Mort just stood there dumbfounded and he walked to his house. When he got there he took off Sam's leash and he took off his hat and hung it up on the coat hanger, sat down on his couch and lightly touched his cheek that Marcia had just kissed. He then said to Sam, who jumped up on to the couch and laid next to him, "You like Tilly don you boy? Well I like Marcia. No not like….I love her."

Hope u liked it..and again srry about the long update [

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