Well...
Rico: Updating this for the third time, I see.
Just this once and then I'm focusing on my other stories especially my case closed one.
Rico: Start the story
The Chaotix Case files
"Well, Guys I'm goin out" Rico said as he Went out the door.
"I wonder what he's going out for." Vector said
"I don't know; all he's been doing is some kind of research." Espio said
"Maybe He went to ask a girl out for a date" Charmy said
"That's it; Rico has finally gotten enough courage to get a girlfriend" Vector Said "We shall help him with his Quest."
Case # 4: Ah, Clueless Romance is a Pain
"I don't know about this, Vector. Rico Doesn't like it when we mess with his intentions" Espio said
"Name one time" Vector said
"That time you attacked Shadow when they were sparring"
"I thought Shadow was going evil again"
"Or that one time you destroyed his gaming console" Charmy said
"I thought there was a bomb in there"
"Or that time you threw him into the ocean"
"It looked like he was practicing witchcraft"
"Or that..."
"Okay, Okay, so I misinterpreted some things, but I sear this is different"
So, whether they wanted to or not, Espio and Charmy went with vector to accomplish his scheme.
It was a peaceful day in Station Square, shopping district. The team decided to shadow Rico to see what kind of girls he likes. They finally found Rico playing a Game demo and they over heard him saying:
"Heh, all the hero has to do is save a girl from impending danger and then suddenly they're in love. If only it were that easy" He said thoughtfully
"That's it; all he wants is a girl who sees him as a hero" Vector said
"Has he saved any one?" Espio Said
"I know! He saved Amy Rose once!" Charmy said
As this conversation was taking place, Amy Rose was going on her own little shopping spree. The Chaotix saw her and then they proceeded to ask her.
"Hi Miss Rose, we are friends of Rico and he asked us if you would consider a date with him" Espio said
Amy was taken aback by this. Sure Rico had saved her life many times over but she also thought he knew that she had feelings for Sonic (and to some extent Shadow). Even if he didn't, she thought it was rather tactless of him using the Chaotix to actually ask her out. Though what she didn't know was that the Chaotix were doing this on their accord. So she just thought Rico was behind this and she used her hammer to beat the living daylights out of the Chaotix. Then she stormed off.
Rico came out of the Gaming store and then noticed the Chaotix Lying on the ground
"Hey Guys. Are ya on a case? Do ya need me" Rico asked
"No, we're fine." The Chaotix said in unison.
Rico then walked off.
2nd chance
The Chaotix found Rico at a local book store. He was in the manga section and he was looking for a new volume of one of his favorites.
"There we go, Case Closed, Good practice for a good detective." He said
Vector then came to his conclusion
"Maybe he likes the mysterious type. Maybe he's yearning to unravel various mysteries about his girl. He wants to prove himself as a great detective and a Love interest at the same time" he said
"I don't know, Rico isn't the type to get that deep"
"And how would you know? He's probably a romantic at heart"
So the team went to find a mysterious girl. Then they found Blaze practicing her skill with Fire. The Chaotix gave her the same offer they gave Amy.
Now Blaze was again taken aback. She and Rico never really communicated much. Now she was being asked this out of the blue. "The Nerve" Blaze thought. Yep, now she too thought that this was some scheme Made up by Rico. She then proceeded to burn the Chaotix to a crisp. Then, Like Amy she proceeded to storm off.
Rico was walking along with his Manga and a BBQ Chicken sandwich. He looked at this Team.
"Are you guys sure ya don't need me?" He asked
"No" They Said Dazed
So Rico stepped over them and just walked along.
"Man, I've had so little screen time today, yet I feel like some of the situations that the team has endured might have something to do with me" He thought Then He noticed Amy and Blaze.
"Hello Ladies, Is there anything I can help you with?" Rico said not noticing the looks of death from the two girls.
The said girls preceded To Beat Rico to a pulp.
Back at HQ, the Chaotix were recovering from the wounds and the burns.
Rico stormed in With his share of Burns and wounds.
"So, Vector, WHAT GOT INTO YOUR HEAD TO THINK I WANTED A GRILFRIEND" Rico yelled and without even waiting for an answer he proceeded to beat them to a pulp.
The Chaotix case files
This is dedicated to my friend who always says that I need a girlfriend.
Rico: at least this is your last chapter for an awhile
Or is it... See ya