Part 13:OK, The Revenge of Ninja Rosette!
Ninja Rosette: Mwahahahahahaha! I have you now!
Winry: your dumb, you cant do anything to me. Ed is a state alchemist, and he'll save me, and you'll go to prison.so I suggest you release me, and give me my wrench back so that I can beat the shit out of you.
Ninja Rosette: actually, I was just leaving. Toodles.
Winry: GET BACK HERE YOU HARPIE!
Ninja Rosette: comes back in a black robe that covers her feet. I AM THE GRIM REAPER!
Edward: I thought you were the executioner…
Ninja Rosette: you DO care:glomp:
Edward:looks at Winry: yes. I do care.
Ninja Rosette: yay! Romantic carriage ride?
Edward: ….:sweatdrop:
Ninja Rosette: yay!
Wow. A carriage ride with Edward Elric. It's every fangirl's dream…
(on the carriage ride…)
Ninja Rosette: aren't you having fun, my love?
Edward: oh, yea. I LOVE turbulent carriage rides and seats as soft as GRANITE.
Ninja Rosette: my lap is slightly softer than granite…
Edward: I'll pass, thanks. :hops out of the turbulent carriage:
Ninja Rosette: oh, no you don't, pookie. :snaps fingers:
:giant rabid spike covered turtle appears:
Ninja Rosette: good boy, fluffy. Go get 'em.
A few seconds later…
:fluffy returns with a fetal position edward in his mouth:
Ninja Rosette: good boy:grabs Edward:
…………………….meanwhile…………………………………
critic: WINRY GIRL RUN
Winry: I am running!
:Winry is running on a gerbil wheel:
Gender Confused Ken walks over (yes, that is his name)
Critic:steps on Gender Confused Ken:
:smacks forehead: dammit, critic, what the hell have you done this time? Good going. I wonder what happened to Edward and Ninja Rosette…
ok all, that's it for now because I have a serious case of writer's block. In the meantime, I want a vote on your favorite ken to help me fix this problem. Thank you for your cooperation.
The Feral Alchemist: yes, we all like turtles with massive spikes. Except for Edward, b/c he had a bad experience with one, courtesy of Ninja Rosette.
Vlkodlas: if I had some of that, I'd have all eleven of my toes. And I am assuming that you've had eight rabies shots? Please tell me that you've had AT LEAST eight… :whimper:
Ai Kichiko: thank you. The deal with the muffins is that…EVERYBODY LIKES MUFFINS! . and I have a muffin farm. Besides, sanity is so overrated. Moldy muffin?
Yaminah: thx for the idea, but I have a better one…maybe later in the story. Dare I ask…MOLDY MUFFIN?
Thank you reviewers! As a reward, Al will give you each a lap dance on request.
Alphonse: OO