Part 14:What? Nobody Wants a Lapdance from Al? Great, Now He's Unemployed Again, Nice Going. I Told Him to Stay in School…
Alphonse: well, I would have if SOMEBODY hadn't gone to become a MILITARY MUTT (I'm not listing names…)
Ninja Rosette: who?
Edward: Ninja Rosette, stay in school. That way you don't turn out like al (a prostitute) you have the opportunity to surround yourself with guys that have more money than me, and so that I can plan my escape-I mean…vacation…yeah, vacation…hehe…vacation…
Alphonse: poor Ed, you could use a break from this hell-hole, hunh brother?
Winry: ED? IN A 'HELL-HOLE'? no no no, I am the one on a flaming treadmill in a GIANT DITCH, and ED is the one in a hell hole::chucks wrench at ed:
Ken: I have an oven in my pants.
Alphonse: I guess Winry does need some food at least…
Ninja Rosette: what? Oh, that's right…people like food, don't they…oops…SORRY MELISSA!
Edward: who's Melissa?
Ninja Rosette::opens closet door:
Where'd that come from?
Ninja Rosette::pokes skeleton:
Critic: NOOOOOOOO MELISSA!
Alphonse: you knew Melissa?
Critic: no. BUT IT WAS A DRAMATIC DEATH!
Edward: wtf? She died in a closet. How is that dramatic…?
Alphonse: ……….ummm…..
Ken: I have an oven in my pants.
Ninja Rosette: well, anyway, I guess I can let Winry out of the hole for a while…but only if she stays away from pookie.
Ken: I will get Winry out of the hole.
Alphonse::trips over ken:
5 minutes later
Evil Mime Ken: pulls out (invisible) rope and attempts to choke Winry with it.
Winry::grabs said rope:
Assuming that Winry got out of the hole without dying….
Ninja Rosette: well Winry, won't you marry you're rescuer?
Winry: nope.
Edward: c'mon Winry he looks cute, once you get over the fact that he's homicidal.
Winry: and short.
Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN ANT SO TINY THAT THE ONLY REASON HE SURVIVES A STOMPING IS BECAUSE HE FITS IN THE GROVES OF A SHOE?
Winry: Evil Mime Ken.
Evil Mime Ken::mimes crying:
Alphonse: lookit, Winry. You made him cry, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Winry: but I'm too busy being ashamed of Ed.
Alphonse: that works too.
Ninja Rosette: you will marry the ugly little alien, no matter how short and/or homicidal he is.
Winry: and why is that?
Ninja Rosette: because I am even more homicidal.
2 minutes later………..(how many minutes is that?)
Alphonse: I just love weddings…:bursts into tears:
Edward: al, quit you're whining. It's only whinry.
Alphonse: there goes the only man I ever loved…
Edward: OO
The Feral Alchemist: awww, don't we all want to see a tap dancing al. maybe if he catches the boquet…
The Klutz::pulls out giant needle: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Time for you're anti-fangirl shots!
Kristanite: those are futurama characters…but oh well. Bender all da way! Thx for the…doll? I assume that by "base" you actually meant "clubhouse". Lol, jk.and I shall use the chocolate to good purpose. For I will create….A SOLID CHOCOLATE EDWARD! It's solid freakin' chocolate! Yay!