Part 15?Ummmmm…Winry's Happy Marriage!
Winry: I'm…I'm…:twitch twitch: to…KEN!
Yeah, basically.
Winry: but…why?
Edward: because of kharma!
Alphonse: yes, I blame kharma it gets the best of us all…
Winry: but…but that means…that means that I've been…
Edward: inexplicably evil?
Alphonse: maniacal?
Edward: malicious?
Alphonse: mean?
Edward: violent?
Winry: …but I'm not violent or mean or malicious or maniacal or evil in any way shape or form…am i?
Edward: …:sweatdrop:
Alphonse: well…you are kind of mean sometimes. And you do hit us a lot. And you sometimes get a strange homicidal look in your eye…
Winry: so…so your saying that…that I deserve to be married to…ken?
Alphonse: no, no! I'm not saying that at all, Winry. Nobody deserves that!
Ken:comes over and starts tapdancing:
Edward: OO
Alphonse: OO
Winry: >
Edward: ;;sees how annoyed winry gets and starts tapdancing too:
Alphonse:starts tapdancing:
Winry:
Alphonse:trips over ken:
Ken dies
2 minutes later:
ken: hi! I am Lazy Bum Ken. :sits down:
at this point Winry realizes that Lazy Bum Ken is not only lazy, but is morbidly obese, messy, and somehow has a philidelphia steak and cheese submarine sandwich, measuring at 1 and a half feet long, and the contents (steak and cheese) are missing his mouth. He also smells bad, and a few cracker crumbs fall from his belly button.
Winry sure knows how to pick 'em.
Winry: hey! I didn't pick him! I chose the lesser of two evils. A bullet or a slob.
Edward:snickering: I don't know who the victim really is here. Winry or Ken?
Alphonse: brother, that's mean.
Lazy Bum Ken: Winry wife needs a job.
Mookie and Moofie: here, i'll do better than that. ;;give Mookie a chunk of mold and gives Moofie a muffin;; MWAHAHAHAHA! i have given you what you asked for but i have messed it up! yay!
The Klutz: screma "bloddy" murder? nice typo, Shirlock. glad to see i have intelligent fans. ;;pokes The Klutz with athubtak;; mwahahahahahaha!
edward'sfangirl: i have a better idea. let's let edward choose his own girlfriend, because no matter how "entertaining" he can be, he is a person and we have no right to control him. ;;awkward silence;; ah, who am i kidding? ;;grabs acomputerchair and duct tapes edward to it;; mwahahahahahaha! i-we-have you now!