Part 16:A Bunch of Pointless, Unmotivated Attempts, Attemted by None Other Than Evil Mime Ken, in Order to Assassinate Winry!

Winry: I refuse to babysit a bunch of little purple monsters ED!THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Edward: how is it MY fault that YOU got drunk and married Ken?

Winry: omg…I was DRUNK? And you DIDN'T STOP ME? OMFG, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Alphonse: calm down Winry, they're not so bad…

Winry: you don't have to live with them!

Evil Mime Ken: ;;pulls out invisible bazooka and starts blasting the living room to bits;;

Lazy Bum Ken: Winry wife is home, yay, now she can pleasure me… ;;bites sandwich;;

Pervert Ken: ;;has new Xray glasses to see through clothing;; I can see everything

Gender Confused Ken: It's my time of the month…

Winry: omg…they are so annoying… ;;eye twitch;;

Edward: Christmas parties are awesome for stuff like this…

Winry: Ed, what are you talking about? It's the middle of September!

Edward: so? ;;shrugs;;

Gender Confused Ken: Winry needs to help me check myself for breast cancer now.

Lazy Bum Ken: all the women in this house need to go get more jobs while we MEN stay here and do men stuff.

Winry: that's sexist.

Lazy Bum Ken: SHUT UP BITCH! GO GET A JOB YOU LAZY WHORE!

Edward: …oh my gosh…this is terrible…

Evil Mime Ken: ;;pulls out butcher knife and tries to follow Winry;;

Evil Mime Ken;; walks into a wall;;

Pervert Ken: I can see everything

Evil Mime Ken: ;; tries to climb a tree in the yard;;

Alphonse: ;;waves to him;;

Evil Mime Ken: ;;falls;;

Winry: ;;gets in the shower;;

Evil Mime Ken: ;; tries to shoot her and misses;;

Pervert Ken: ;;hiding under the sink;; I can see everything

Gender Confused Ken: ;;walk in;; Winry wife, can I borrow a tampon?

Winry: ;;shrieks;;

(what'd you think she'd do?)

Gender Confused Ken: it's ok Winry. I'm a girl too.

Evil Mime Ken: ;;shoots at Pervert Ken and misses;;

Winry: ;;lying on the floor, apparently dead;;

Evil Mime Ken: ;;crying;;

Pervert Ken: ;;tries to drag Winry's Body away for his own purposes;;

Gender Confused Ken: oh no! my baby's daddy's dead!

Alphonse: 00

Edward: now is one of those times where we just don't ask questions…

Mookie and Moofie: I'm tryin to find a way to fit them in it…I'm hopinf for an idea to come to me…maybe at Winry's funeral?

Krystanite: I dunno who Pooka is…no sisters for Ken…I'm sure I can fit a mention of Pooka in there…possibly…I make no promises.