Yet Even More Pathetic Attempts of Pervert Ken to do…Naughty Things. Also: the Introduction of Emo Ken!
Ed: Poor, poor Whinry. Gotta admit, I will miss her…
Alphonse: How dare you say that, brother? After all we've been through? We have to try to resurrect her before that little purple alien tried to do…Naughty Things…
Gender Confused Ken: Pervert Ken won't dare to do…Naughty Things…to Whinry while I'm around! I still have her tampons and they make nice…Naughty Things…in themselves!
Edward: That's pretty gross, Ken.
3 hours later…
The Funeral
Roy: Why are we here, Riza?
Riza: because, silly goose, funerals are sexy…
Roy: They remind me of war!
Alphonse: They remind me of kitties!
Riza and Roy: --Jump—
Ed: --crying—I cannot believe it…all these years and I never told her…
Ninja Rosette: told her what, Ed?
Ed: that you're annoying!
Ninja Rosette: but I made a new ken! It's designed to kill the other Kens instead of me. I call it Emo Ken:
Ed and Al: only one person here is intelligent enough to do something like that…you must be…--takes off her mask—Roy Mustang!
Ninja Rosette: I'm Whinry, dumbass!
Ed: oh.
Whinry: look it him! If he weren't bald and/or Emo, he'd be almost cute.
Emo Ken: Emo open-minded and sad. –sits and cries—Me Me Meeeeeeeee!—cuts himself—
Whinry, Ed, and Al: 00
Whinry: dammit…
Roy: if you're Whinry then…
Riza:…Who died?
Whinry: Ninja Rosette did. I hit her really, really hard with a wrench. Then I took a nail gun to her skull and stapled her innards to her face. I fed it to Lazy Bum Ken.
Ed and Al: 0 0 glad I didn't marry her…
oOo-Hiya-oOo—no, I'm so done with that closet. There were spiders in it. And…dare I say it…MOLD!
Quit forever—flaming cow? Well, my diabolical oranges can fix that! Hahahaha! Low in fat, high in fiber, take that muffin munchers!