The Silliness That Continues Following a Long, Cold, Illustrious Break from Fanfictioning

Edward: what kind of title is that??

The kind that makes sub-par fanfictions

Whinry: Why even bother writing this silly torturfic at this point anyway? It's been like, a year.

Because I've come to realize that torturing you guys is my passion.

Edward: Gee, thanks.

Link: I WILL SAVE YOU! ;;strikes a nifty pose;;

Alphonse: ;;dances;;

Yes, Dance, my puppets, Dance!!

Short, sweet, and to the point I know. Just announcing my return :)

Ninja Rosette: you can't end yet!!!

Edward: ;; locks her in a small closet with Melissa;; YES WE CAN!

No, actually. We can't.

Edward: what?! Why?

Because I said so.

Edward: and…I'm still not getting paid?

Nope. I still have no money.

Alphonse: I have money! From the fangirls!!

-Enter Riza- Alphonse Elric, I want my money back!!

Wait, what?!

Riza: err… never mind. You keep it.

Roy: I WIN!

No you don't. I do.

Roy: awe.

Okay. Now we can finish. Including Riza and Roy is my way of making up for lost time. Very moldy muffins for everyone!!