A/N: Hey all! Time for the next Harry-Potter-twisted-version of a fairytale. Sorry it took so long! I'm really hectic at the moment. I've got exams in 2 weeks! Oh help!

Anyway, this one is a Hermione and Victor (Krum) story. And of course, I have the 7 dwarfs as the Weasleys'. I thought it would be funny! Bill is Doc, Charlie is Sleepy, Percy is Grumpy, Fred is Happy, George is Sneezy, Ron is Dopey, and Ginny is Bashful. I just think that some of them suited the characters perfectly.

I think this fairytale is set during the holidays before they start their 6th year (Half Blood Prince). It kinda does make sence then.

Enjoy!


Snow White:

"Yay!" Fred cheered "No parents for a whole month!"

"Yay!" George agreed "We can do what ever we like!"

"I believe that you're forgetting about us." Bill said. Molly and Arthur Weasley had left Bill, Charlie and Percy in charge of Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, and myself at The Burrow while they were away for a much-needed holiday.

"Oh, come on." Ron complained "Charlie is way too tired to boss us around, and we never listen to Percy anyway, and I doubt that just you could control the five of us."

"Four." I replied from my seat at the kitchen table "I'll be doing my homework. You know that I haven't even started it yet because the Dursleys won't let me have anything to do with magic when I'm with them."

"Three." Ginny said from the corner "I don't think that I'll be around here much."

"What do you mean?" Bill asked.

"Oh, no reason." Ginny said, blushing.

"Sure." Bill said, rolling his eyes "Well I don't think it could be too hard to control you lot. I can very easily take away privileges." He had a nasty glint in his eyes as he said this.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Fred, George and Ron complained at once.


"Hi everyone." Hermione said "You don't mind if I stay here for awhile do you?"

"Sure." Bill replied, acting the leader.

"But I thought that you're family were spending the holidays at you grandparent's house over the holidays." I said "Why are you here instead of there?"

"I was, but my Aunt Mary hates me for some reason. Even though I'm a witch, my grandparents have always liked me much better than my Aunt. Aunt Mary is so obsessed with her looks and wears makeup and everything to try to make herself beautiful, but she's kinda weirdly jealous of me for some reason and she tried to kill me last." Hermione told us.

"Your Aunt tried to kill you?" Ron asked.

"That's what she just said." Percy grumped, standing in the doorway.

"So Mister Grumpy decided to show his ugly mug around here, did he?" Fred said.

"Fred." Bill warned him "Anyway, what makes you think she hates you so much, and that she tried to kill you?"

"I think she wants me to use my magic on her to make her eternally beautiful. Of course I refused to use my magic on her, apart from the fact that we're not allowed to use magic outside of school, and she lost it with me." Hermione explained "Then when I was on my way here, some guy came up behind me and was going to stab me with a knife, but dropped it…"

-Flashback-

CLANG

"Who are you?" I asked the strange man standing me. He had just dropped a knife at my feet.

"I'm so sorry, Hermione. I didn't want to do it. She made me." He said, and it looked as if he was going to cry.

'Strange' I thought to myself, before saying "How do you know my name, who sent you, and what did they want you to do?"

"She told me to kill you, but I can't go through with it." The man said, shaking "You have to run, hide, get away from here. She wants you dead."

"Who?" I asked.

"Your Aunt Mary." He said, and then he ran off in the opposite direction.

-End of flashback-

"Wow." We all said.

"Yeah, so now you know why I can't go back to my family." Hermione continued.

"Hermione, you are staying here and that's final." Bill commanded.

"Mum and Dad said that no one else is to stay here." Percy butted in.

"No one asked you, Percy." Ron retorted.

"Yeah." George added "There's no way that we're" sneeze "going to let your" sneeze "Aunt kill you." And he sneezed again.

"What happened to you, George?" Hermione asked him, as he sneezed again.

"We were testing our products and" sneeze "I got the sneezing one but the antidote for it didn't work." George replied, and sneezed again "So now I'm stuck like this until we" sneeze "can somehow find a cure for me."

"Mum kept trying to stop that from happening." Percy said grumpily from the corner "She knew that something would go wrong."

"Don't be a spoil sport, Percy. Loosen up and have some fun! OH wait, I forgot who I was talking to." Fred laughed, while George sneezed and laughed at the same time. The result was quite funny. "Ok, so maybe we went a little over the top with the sneezing one, but it is funny!"
"For you." George sneezed again.


"What are you doing, Hermione?" I asked her later.

"I'm writing to my parents to let them know that I'm safe." Hermione replied "I don't doubt that my Aunt told them that I'm dead, so I need to let them know that I'm not."

Later at Hermione's Grandparents' house…

"What is that?" Mr Granger asked his wife.

"It's an owl, carrying a letter!" Mrs Granger replied "But who could it be from?"

The owl swooped gracefully through the open window and landed on the desk where Hermione's parents sat. Leaving the letter in the hands of the couple, the snow-white owl flew back out of the open window and back to The Burrow.

Opening the letter, Mrs Granger read the letter to her husband:

"Dear Mum and Dad,

Please don't worry about me too much! I don't doubt that you have been told that I'm dead, but I can promise you that I'm alive and well, but I would advise you not to tell anyone else at the moment. You probably don't want to know this, but I believe that Aunt Mary is trying to kill me. A strange man came up behind me while I was out and was about to kill me, but couldn't go through with it. So as a result, I have taken shelter at The Burrow with Ron and his siblings and Harry. I'll be quite safe here, so there is no need to worry about me.

Love Hermione"

"Oh, Hermione! I can't believe that she's alright!" Mr Granger cheered.

But unbeknown to Hermione's parents, standing outside the room with her ear pressed against the door was Aunt Mary.

"So, my man was too weak to kill you, little girl." She said evilly "I should have remembered 'If you want something done, do it yourself'. Looks like I've got to find this 'Burrow', and a way to kill her myself."

Deciding that the best thing to do would be to search Hermione's room, she went there. And she was glad that she did.

After picking the lock on Hermione's door, Mary rummaged through her nieces' belongings.

'Ah ha!' She thought, as she came across Hermione's potion kit 'This could be the perfect way to help me get rid of her for good!'

So Hermione's Aunt Mary brewed a potion to change her looks, then took some poison from the cupboard downstairs, and went off to find Hermione.


Later that day at The Burrow when Hermione was in the kitchen, there was a knock at the door. Opening the door, Hermione saw that it was a little old lady.

"Hi. Umm, can I help you?" Hermione asked her.

"Yes. I'm selling these small bottles of soft drink for money for my children. Would you like to buy one?" The old lady asked.

"Oh, yes I would." Hermione replied, and payed for a bottle. After the little old lady left the house Hermione decided that a drink would be good, so she opened the bottle.

"Who was that, Hermione?" Bill asked as he came into the kitchen.

"Oh, just some little old lady selling bottle of drink." Hermione replied drank the contents of the bottle.

"Hermione, NO!" Bill yelled, but it was too late. Hermione had drunk the poison in the bottle.

Outside the house, an evil laugh could be heard from the little old lady. But now she too suffered a problem. She was now permanently looking like that! She had drunk a potion to swell her face, but didn't realise that the effects wouldn't wear off!

By now, everyone in The Burrow had run down the stairs to see why Bill had yelled. When I got down the stairs, I saw Hermione lying on the floor, an empty bottle in one hand.

"What happened?" I asked Bill "Is Hermione alright?"

"No Harry, Hermione is dead." Bill replied.

"DEAD?!" Ron screamed "How?"

"Some woman came here and sold Hermione that bottle of drink. And Hermione drank it without thinking." Bill replied.

"What did I miss?" Asked the sleepy voice of Charlie "Hermione? When did she get here?"

"Charlie, have you really been asleep for the past 2 days?" I asked.

"Yes." Charlie replied "But at one point when I was awake, I saw Ginny outside with a boy." Ginny just blushed.

"What are we going to do about Hermione?" Fred asked.

"I don't know." Bill replied. Just then there was a knock at the door.

It was Victor Krum!

"I vas valking by and saw a hideous voman run from here, screaming somevink about killing Hermy-own-ninny." He said, his accent thick "Is this true?"

"I'm sorry Victor, but yes." Ginny replied, stepping to the side to reveal Hermione's body.

"How?" He asked, his eyes filling up with tears.

"I think she drank poison." Bill replied.

"Then I have somevink that vill help her." Victor said, cheering up "I have an antidote for poison here." And he pulled a blue bottle out of his bag and poured some into Hermione's mouth.

"You just happened to have a poison antidote in your bag?" Ron asked.

"A lot of people try to poison me so that I can't play in the next Quidditch game. So I alvays carry an antidote vith me, just in case."

And it worked! Hermione opened her eyes and saw that Victor was sitting by her side.

"Victor!" She cried "You're here!" And with that, she kissed him.


A/N: Hope you liked that Harry-Potter-twisted-version of Snow White.

I tried to do Victors' accent, but I don't know if I did any good! And like I said last fairytale, I'm really bad with romance scenes!

I don't know when I'll update again next because I've been slack and haven't actually started writing the next fairy tale, or even decided which one I'm gonna do! Any help would be appreciated!

Please review of me! I love reviews!

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