Chapter 5
Wow, I got over being lazy... actually, I had to download my own fanfiction sobs My beloved laptop charger has died and it costs 99 euro to buy a new one! Well, more chaos and randomness will ensue as it is, plus there's gonna be a guest. Well, I want to finish up the dares and begin the final game!
Agent Eye: Yay! Thanks for the compliment, I really love yaoi comedies, I mean, they cover two of my favourite things at once! I went ages trying to think up dares, they Crowler one was the worst I think! Zane would like that right:D
GintaXAlvissForever: There shall be a chapter of JuudaiXJun after the last chapter for ya! Truth or dare is fun right; my friends and me played it ages ago!
Beautyheart18: The update is here! Dances Actually I talked it over with someone and I think drinking yourself sober is possible, but only at certain times of the year... (Like at summer solstice or tanabata...)
SukiMoon: Yay! Thankies! Atticus is awesome, it's so fun to make him completely nuts, and he shall stay that way:D
natat: laughs the dares were so fun/hard to think up; I wanted to keep them fun and evil! I shall read you're ficcie:)
Warnings: Singing drunks, revenge plans, claustrophobia, and yaoi! Which is boyXboy action, everybody loves that, right:D
Disclaimer: steals yugioh gx hahahaha, oh no, takahashi has roller blades! Gets caught dangit' I still don't own yugioh gx! XD
Fallen Leaves
Chapter 5
Shady
(Claustrophobia part 3)
Jaden grimaced as he was pushed to the front of the group, everyone that had been playing the games, (plus Jasmine and Mindy) had left the room for the moment and re-entered the party, to allow the truth or dare victims to carry out their dares.
"I don't want to do this!" Jaden said loudly pleading with Zane, he grabbed the Obelisks coat and tried to swing from it, "I'll do anything" he said quickly, before whispering "anything" again as seductively as he could in Zane's ear. The bluenette raised an eyebrow at the Slifer red that was almost crying while he was attached to Zane's shirt, Zane plucked the brunette off of his clothes and placed him on the ground. "You agreed to this Slacker, now go do the damned dare" Zane said smiling happily.
Jaden looked helplessly around the room, hoping that someone would come to his aid, his eyes lingered on Chazz who was standing next to Syrus, the raven haired duelist looked away when he saw that his boyfriend was staring at him, desperation evident in his brown eyes. Atticus walked up to him and smiled serenely, "you know what little girl, I bet that Crowler is more scared of you, than you are of him, so you go and do you're thing" he said happily as he pointed at Vellion Crowler who had joined the party earlier, and was currently drinking a small plastic cup of spiked punch. Jaden felt a hand grab his wrist, he looked up and saw that the Obelisk brunette had clamped onto his arm and was dragging him to his purple-lipped doom. "No, don't I'm not ready, I need more time, Jesse save me!" Jaden wailed as he saw that Crowler kept getting closer, wait, no Jaden was getting closer to his teacher, "oh no" Jaden muttered as he realised how terrifying this experience was going to be.
"Come on Atticus don't do this, we've been friends for an entire series" Jaden said as he managed to stop the drunken brunette, Atticus pondered over Jaden's statement, he had to admit that the Slifer was right. "Oh well, it doesn't matter, y'see girly, I have to do this for Zane-y" Atticus said matter of factly, after all, Zane-y was the object of the most handsome duelist in Obelisks affection and so he had to do exactly what his master, uh, Zane-y said. Jaden watched Atticus closely, he saw that the brunette wasn't going to stop dragging him anytime soon so Jaden decided that he wasn't going to make it easy for him anyway. "What are you doing mis-"Atticus started to say as Jaden let himself go limp and lie on the floor, much to the surprise of his elder captor.
"Jaden you're being an idiot" Chazz stated, ashamed of his boy-friends behaviour. "I'm not gonna do this willingly" Jaden said like a petulant child. Atticus pulled a bottle of beer from within the confines of his jacket and opened it with one hand. He stared down at Jaden creepily as he gulped down the bitter, brown liquid; a strange look crossed his face. The wannabe popstar began to pull Jaden across the room mercilessly with renewed vigour, ignoring the small brunette's pained cries as he succumbed to carpet burn.
"Oh, Mr. Yuki, what are you doing down there?" Crowler said looking down at the quivering brunette who was nursing his wounded lower abdominal area. Jaden looked up at one of the seven wonders of the academy, (the others being; the duel spirits, drinking you're self sober, evil being subconsciously attracted to the academy, the apparently limitless age for acceptance into the academy, The abandoned dorm? And finally Cinnamon potatoes 'yum') the eternally genderless doctor looked at him with a strangely happy look.
"Who's a cute little boy, eh?" the blue-clad teacher said uncharacteristically happily. Jaden was about to make a run for it when he saw Chazz talking to Syrus. Jealousy coursed through the brunettes veins, he felt the urge to make Chazz jealous, right now he was willing to do anything to make his boyfriend angry. He turned and faced doctor Crowler and pulled the shocked man down to his level before he pulled the rather large purple lips against his own normal pale pink ones.
Chazz's jaw dropped as he watched Crowler moan into Jaden's kiss, Chazz was staring, he was unable to pull his eyes away. He had to something now or he was gonna regurgitate his dinner right here all over the carpet. The black-clad Slifer tore out of the room, a hand covered his mouth in a vain attempt to try and hold back the psychical manifestation of his disgust. Syrus followed after him on Zane's orders, Chazz's dare was up next and there was no way that he was going to get out of it, not if Zane had anything to do with it, that is.
"Wait, why is Jaden kissing professor Crowler?" Professor Sartyr said rather loudly, gaining nobody's attention as per usual. For once though people agreed with the voice whose owner nobody ever seemed to recognise. Jaden pulled away his blonde teacher, pleased with himself that he saw Chazz make a hasty exit from the room, but when he looked at whom he had locked lips with, he realised the gravity of his mistake.
'Maybe I am possibly in the wrong… maybe' Jaden thought feeling slightly queasy at the sight of Crowler who was blushing like a schoolgirl in his arms.
Just as Jaden was about to address the room and explain his lip-lock with the he-she. Hassleberry, who was running across the room, completely nude, interrupted him. A small group of girls fainted at the sight of one of the schools bishie streaking at another bishies party.
Of course this wasn't the only thing that interrupted Jaden, his eyes were glued to his beloved Chazz who was pursuing Hassleberry, the ebony-haired Slifer was as naked as the day he was born and he had a tie around his forehead like a headband. Jaden could feel the familiar trickle of blood that flowed freely from his nose; it was like this every time he saw Chazz naked.
The sight of naked Chazz chasing naked Hassleberry heralded the birth of a new club at duel academy; the yaoi fan club. After all, the sight of two naked boys chasing after each other could mean only one thing, that they were gay.
"All right Atticus, you're turn" Zane whispered into the Obelisk's ear. "Alright peaches" Atticus said happily planting a kiss on Zane's cheek. The brunette staggered toward the front of the room and grabbed a microphone, yet again from within the confines of his jacket!
When he brought the small electrical device to his lips, the brunette's entire demeanour changed completely, he gazed down upon his audience with an aura that would rival that of Ayumi Hayasaka.
The brunette began to sign the words of a world-renowned pop song!
"Sucking to hard on my lollipop, oh, love's gonna get me down,
Say love, say love, oh, love's gonna get you down"
Everybody present seemed to be in a daze as the brunette was actually singing in key, Jaden had already raised his hands to his ears and so he was missing what would be known forever more as; 'the day that Atticus surprised the academy and caused professor Sartyr to go into cardiac arrest'.
"I went walking with my momma one day, when she warned me what people say;
Live you're life until love is found, cause love's gonna let you down"
Everybody present seemed ignorant of the fact that the brunette was singing the song to Zane, not even Zane was aware of it as he was stuck staring as Bastion with a rare smile.
Once people noticed Zane staring at the Ra yellow's genius, the all turned their attention away from the karaoke-ing brunette and stared at the rather strange sight of Bastion, the academy's 'brightest' student standing in the middle of Chazz Princeton's living room, his clothes inside out and back to front. Slowly a theory began to form within the minds of everyone present; Chazz running naked after a nude Hassleberry and now Bastion's clothes were all askew (A/n: I love that word lol) which made everyone come to the same general conclusion! They three boys were in the midst of a love triangle, and add to that Dr. Crowler and Jaden's relationship meant that a lot of blog's were going to be updated a.s.a.p.
"Everybody" Atticus said in that charmingly, slurred British accent of his, once he was sure that everybody's attention was focused solely on him, he attempted to climb down off of the stage and
He toddled off in the direction of Chazz's bedroom, he fumbled with the doorknob for a moment before he turned and faced the masses. "And that's all she wrote" he said seriously before gesturing for the gang to return to Chazz's sleeping quarters.
Zane, Aster, and Jesse walked into the room with a superior swagger in their steps; Syrus who was acting as a crutch to Jaden followed them. Jaden of course had a look on his face that would make unborn babies cry (1), after all he had kissed Crowler and Chazz hadn't even come to console him, which meant that Jaden would need to use more sinister tactic's. As he hobbled into the room with Syrus he gripped the crumpled piece of paper in his pocket, which contained the final game of the night, and ultimately his secret to revenge on Chazz
Slowly walked into the room still completely naked as he'd left his clothes outside, "I'll kill you Zane" he muttered to himself under his breath whilst watching his upper class man with a look that would kill a kuriboh. He was being flanked by a still nude Hassleberry, before he had been due to complete his dare he'd gotten a glass of punch from the bowl and gulped it down, not realising that it's contents had been spiked with some rather potent, electric blue alcohol-like substance. The drink had prompted the muscular and rather handsome duelist to begin his streak a little earlier than had been planned.
Mindy and Jasmine had lingered behind at the main party having seized the opportunity to take advantage to a drunken Harrington Rose and thoroughly sloshed O Brien.
Alexis had been considering staying behind to keep an eye on Jasmine and Mindy, she was the one that had kept Jim Cooke from pressing charges last time there was a party. The two rather man hungry girls had cornered the poor cowboy on the edge of the cliffs and he had made the tough decision to jump instead of accepting their advances, of course he'd suffered a punctured lung, a broken leg, and bite wounds to his back, but in the end it had been worth it, he was still single and loving it, even though he was still only five months into his 1 year stint in a wheel chair.
Just as she made to walk off with her two friends she spotted Bastion looking rather frightend with his clothes all messed up because of her. At that moment she chose to help handsome Ra yellow and leave her friends to their own devices, after all, they'd eventually have to cope without her anyway.
"Hey Bastion" she said shyly as she walked up to the startled Ra yellow, when he realized exactly who had sidled up next to him he relaxed a little. "Alexis, I didn't realize that you could be so evil" he said looking away from the blonde with an uncharacteristic shyness. "Be thankful; that you weren't the follow up act to Hassleberry and Chazz" she said smiling sweetly, grasping the Ra's hand as she led him toward Chazz's bedroom, "let's finish the game's" she said happily, a light blush covered her cheeks.
When they entered the room, the two were startled to see Chazz being kissed deeply by one Aster Phoenix. "What's going on?" she whispered to Jesse who seemed rather enthralled by what was going on. "Oh, Zane wouldn't let up about Aster not having to do a dare, so Atticus made Chazz kiss him because he deemed the two the epitome of 'smexyness'" the bluenette said quickly recapping what the soon-to-be couple had missed while they lingered behind at the party.
Just before Atticus could pressure Aster into doing something more daring, Jaden leapt onto the coffee table (A/n: why does he Chazz have one in his room?) and whistled to gain everyone present's attention. Once he was sure that Chazz and Aster's lip-lock was over he held out his crumpled piece of paper and smiled sweetly. "The final game!" he announced it loudly, arousing everyone present's curiosity.
"The final game is…" before the brunette could say the game there was a knock at the door. "I'll get that" Atticus said toddling over to the door, unable to hide his child-like excitement as he opened it. He stood at the door for a moment, speaking with whoever stood behind it, he looked in at everyone once with a rather sinister smile before he let the person walk in.
"Holy shit…" Zane had barely got the words out before the music started playing. "Syrus! Don't look at him" Zane said grabbing his little brother and covering his eyes with his hands. Jaden had begun to freak out, "oh my god, it's so disgusting" he squeaked as he attempted to burrow into Jesse's back. Chazz was immobilised with what could be a cross between fear and shock. "Wait, is that, ewww, he's playing Californication!" Hassleberry said as the man standing at the front of the room slowly mesmerized him and he began to sway in time to the man's movements.
"Atticus, what have you done" Alexis said as she watched her brother cheer on the unwelcome intruder, "Lexi, we can't send Zaney away without a stripper, can we?" the Obelisk brunette said smiling sweetly up at his sister from where he was sitting, directly in front of the gyrating crotch of the stripper.
"All right, we understand that much" Bastion started, "but why him" Jaden said reappearing from behind Jesse's back. "He needed the money, that and, well, look at him; he needs all the work that he can get!" Atticus said shoving a five-dollar bill down the stripper's pants. "Why didn't he just ask me for some extra cash" Aster said flinching slightly as the blunette pulled off his long white coat. "Yeah Sartorius, I mean, you're like 35, get an office job" Hassleberry said quickly, trying his best to ignore the rapidly approaching geriatric. "I wish I could, but that would require me cutting my hair, and that my dear Hassleberry, I refuse to do" he said in that familiar serpentine hiss that he was so fond of.
"Someone make him stop" Jaden whimpered having returned to the safety that being hidden behind Jesse brought, "I don't think we can" Zane said, his eyes widening in horror as Atticus handed him a fifty; "Atty, no!" If Zane had been a minute quicker, he wouldn't have tripped over his little brother; his hand wouldn't have slipped from over Syrus face, giving him a full view of a completely naked Sartorius.
All there was for Zane Truesdale was blissful and silent darkness.
My friend Darren once told me 'you make unborn babies cry' so I used it here lol!
After much deliberation I made Atty sing 'Lollipop' by Mika! It suits him seeing as how it's utterly random:D (it didn't help that I was listening to it while typing ) Did I spell that Japanese popstar name right (I won't attempt it again TT) Review! They make the world go round after all! One thing I want to know is where does Atty get those 'hold everything' coats! Sartorius is a stripper! That was so super special awesome:D –Gulp- I'm using American money because well, I picture the academy being either there or in Japan and Yen make my brain go bleh