Jurhee:Hello, tis I, to bring in more dares!
Yuki:The honey moon was fun...-eyes zone out-
Jurhee:-blink-Anyways, I got a dare from LateNightWriter.Hahaha, I figured out what 'Late Night' specials on HBO OnDemand were.They are-
Shigure:-singsong voice-Poooooornoooos!
Everyone:-shudder-
Jurhee:Oh, speaking of Shigure, today's dare is for you, my doggy friend!
Shigure:-barks and runs around in circles in happiness of attention-
Jurhee:Okay, Shigure Truth or Dare.
Shigure:Dare!Is it sexual?I hope its sexual.I like sexual things.I like you.I like sex.Iz nize.[I do no own Borat
Kyo:-growls-Will ya shuddup you damn pervert?!You're scaring Tohru!
Tohru:-eyes wide and hiding in corner-
Jurhee:Anyway, your dare is to..go out with a chick named Michelle, because, apparently, she loves perverts.Wow. so do I!Perverts are so fun to 'play' with aren't they?
Shigure:Yay, of course I will!Gladly!You all forget I'll date anything if it has boobs and legs. )
Hatori:-eyes his 'friend'-No, believe me 'Gure, we didn't forget.
Jurhee:Anyway, here is Michelle!
Michelle:-waves akwardly then sees Shigure, and glomps him-GURE-KUN!
Shigure:Happy day!-poofs and turns to dog-
Everyone:-gasp-She knows about the curse now!
Jurhee:Do you guys forget your everyday life, and most personal thoughts/secrets are broadcasted all over the world in the form of mangas and animes?
Everyone:-scowl-
Akito:-gasp-So they know I'm a female with a rather low voice, and triple A boobs?!
Jurhee:-nods-Indeed, now, go have sex with the chicken.Or something, I don't like you.
Akito:-cries-I'm pregnet with chickens already!-lays eggs and sits on them-
Everyone: 00;;
Michelle:C'mon 'Gure, let's go to a porno store!
Shigure:Of course my flower.Porno's galore!
Michelle and Shigure:-prances off into the sunset-
Jurhee:-taps chin-Okay, while they are going out having a 'play date', let's play with the most adorable person to walk this Earth!
Kyo:-bats eyelashes-MEH?
Jurhee: Eh, no.MOMIJI!
Momiji:Hallo!
Jurhee: ( Konichiwa!Let's go scuba diving!
Tohru:Okay!
Kyo and Yuki:Fine.
Momiji:O'course!
Hatori:Meh, fine.
Ayame-Oh, I do love the fishy friends under the sea.Oh, that reminds me of a song...THE SEA WEED IS ALWAYS GREENER UNDER SOMEONE ELSE'S LAKE...
Yuki:-punches-Shut.Up.
Jurhee:Alrighty then, everyone get your gear on!
Everyone:-gets stuff on except Jurhee and Momiji-
Kyo:What the hell are you guys doing?What are you merpeople!
Jurhee and Momiji:-pause-YUP!-jumps into ocean that somehow appeared and gets fishy fins-
Everyone: 00;; -sweatdrop-
Tohru:Okay, let's follow our merefriends!
Jurhee and Momiji:-leads everyone into coral reef-
Hatori:-bubbly hard to hear-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Get them away from me!
Seahorses:MEHEHEHEHEHE!-squeek thing noise and chases after a panicing Hatori-
Everyone:-laughs ass off-
Jurhee:-whistles and dolphins appear, takes hold of dolphin, and goes above the surface-Okay, that's all for today guys, please please PLEASE send in your truth and dares.Please remember when you post a dare you have to put a question for truth too, so our lovely charachters can have a choice.Thank you and I hope you enjoyed.
Bubbley screams are heard.
Jurhee:-sighs-I gotta svae Hatori from out seahorse friends.Til next chapter, later!