Jurhee:Yay!It seems people like this crazy ass story.So, who wants to go to the review mailbox and bring back luck or doom?
Tohru:I will!
Jurhee:Alright, now off you go! -shoos out the door-Anyway, so how are my lovely readers?
Readers:WOO!
Kyo:-falls over-WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?
Jurhee:Er, their mother's womb?
Kyo:-twitch-
Tohru:Wow, we got alot!-hands truth and dare paper over to Jurhee-
Jurhee:Alright!We did, okay we have 3 new ones.First up, will be Fox-Zodiac and her victim will be...HIRO, SUSPENSE MUSIC!
Hiro:-blinks and frowns-No, are you that incompetant to not be able to-
Jurhee:You know, lamb chop tastes really good with rosemary seasoning.I'm actually in the mood, so-
Hiro:-sweatdrop and eyes wide-Okay, okay. -ahems- Dun...dern dern da dun, denenenenenenene deeeeern dun dun.BOOM!
Jurhee:Kyo-hime!
Tohure:-eyes go glassy-I didn't know Kyo was a princess!
Yuki:-snicker-
Kyo:-face goes red- YOU LITTLE BIT-
Jurhee:-waves finger- Ah-ah-ah!I'm the god of your world right now.Akito is nothing compared to me.
Akito:-glower-
Jurhee:-snaps finger and steak juice falls on Akito-
Kisa:-sniffs the air innocently, and sees Akito.Eyes go red, teeth grow and she let out a loud-Mew.-attacks and pounces Akito-
Akito:HELP! -runs back and fort wih Kisa still latched onto her arm,gnawing.-
Everyone:-blink-
Jurhee:Anyways, wow, we really do digress in this story alot-turns to readers-Digress:To change topic,get off track.Yay, word of the day.that rhymes, alas a poet I shall be.
Kyo:So, lets get on with it, I just want this to end.
Jurhee:-pout-Okay, Kyo, truth or dare?
Kyo:Uhm..t-truth.
Jurhee:-grins evilly-
Kyo:-face pales-
Jurhee:What was the most humiliating/mortifying thing you had ever done?
Kyo:-mumbles-ItookabathwithAyamebecausetherewouldbenomorehotwaterandidontlikethecoldsoyeahandhetouchedmeplacesandforsomereasoninowhaveanurgetodresslikelittlebopeep.
Jurhee:-laughs ass off-So,basically, you took a bath with Ayame, got molested, and have drag queen urges.
Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahehehehehehehohohohohohokekekekekeke-continue-
Kyo:-face red, and face down-
Jurhee:Aw, cheer up kitty cat.You are going to be victimized again, in a good way.
Kyo:-blink-
Jurhee:And this is from... ang5523, and apparently I'm going to guess she changed her name, but I forgot this rule, you can only date/marry/screw a charachter every 5 chapters, so I'll do your dare then, ok...uh Rosa or Jodie.
Kyo:-exhales in relief-
Jurhee:Okay, one last victim for today, and it's our very own Drum Roll man, HATORI-SAN!
Hatori:-frowns as per usual-Yes?
Jurhee:Truth or Dare, question from Darking Girl, and haha it was funny when Akito laid eggs, wasn't it?
Akito:-twitching in corner, arm ripped off, of which Kisa is chewing thoughtfully on-
Jurhee:Anyway, truth or dare?
Hatori:-thinks thoughtfully-Dare.-remembers what had just occured to Kyo-
Jurhee:You have to...smile.
Everyone:Gasp!
Shigure:Impossible, I've known him for like ever, impossible I tell you!
Hatori:-sighs-I'm warning you all now, I indeed can smile, but its so dangerous, the power that smile can hold...
Jurhee:-rolls eyes-Just do it, Ha'ri-san.
Hatori:-gives a soft warm grin, and turns into a stud-
Jurhee,Tohru,Akito[who has gained her arm back somehow, and all other females in room:-GLOMPS-Boy, you is fine.
Jurhee:-clings to his arm-But why aren't you poofing?
Hatori:-still smiling-When I smile I don't poof, and then I have the possibilty of being raped.
Jurhee:-laughs-So that's why you have him as your doctor.He's your sex slave isn't he?Aren't you lucky!
Akito:Yup!
Jurhee:Well,-still clinging to Hatori-, who would have known I liked older men?
Shigure:-looks hopefull-
Jurhee:Well, that's all for to-crazy-day.I hope you liked!
Everyone In Fruits Basket:Bye!