Note:Alot of cussing in this chapter...eh who the fuck cares[
Jurhee:Hola,Que tal?
Everyone:Blink
Jurhee:That's Spanish 1 people.Jeez.Anyway, happy last day of september!
Tohru:Oh, cool!Same to you.
Jurhee:Aw, Tohru you're so nice.I sometimes wonder if youre a robot.
Tohru:...uhm, I don't...think I am?
Jurhee:Actually Tohru, someone picked you as their victim..er I mean...particpant!Yeah.Uhm it's from..LateNightWriter.-pause-Oh,i hope your friend enjoyed that date! -winkywinky- and some vroomvroom going on with those two I bet.Just tell her to get tested for HIV or something, honestly, who knows where Shigure has been?-sigh-
Tohru:So, I think-
Jurhee:WHOA.
Kyo:-falls over from shock-What?!
Jurhee:I saw a humming bird!
Kyo:-twitch-...I'm going to eat it.
Jurhee:Nuuuuuuu! I'm going to kill you off if you do.Though, if I did, I might get a wee bit of flamers if I did.Anyway, I humbly apoligize Tohru, so, what do you choose?
Tohru:I'll pick...dare
Jurhee:Poor, poor Tohru, you have no idea what's going to happen.Oh, the chaos that will emerge, for I am drinking Vanilla Spice...coffee.It's actually pretty good, it's from Dunkin Donuts.Happy day...for me that is.Anyway, since you picked dare your consequence is..go bad for a whoooole day [aka chapter So start!
Everyone:-takes three catious steps away from Tohru-
Tohru:WHAT?Am I like the fucking plauge now, get a grip on yourselves fucking pussies.
Yuki:-takes one small frightened step forward-M-miss Honda?
Tohru:-growls- Why do you call me -says in annoyed sing song voice- Miss Honda -normal voice- MY NAME IS TOHRU GET IT THROUGH YOUR SMALL RAT MICROSCOPIC BRAIN, DAMMIT!
Jurhee:-smiles happily at the scared faces and turns to readers-Do you know what I think?I think she's going to bitch about all the things that have been annoying her, but not get in trouble for it because it's her 'dare'.
Tohru:-hisses and turns toward Jurhee-What was that, bitch?
Jurhee:-sighs-Tohru, Tohru, Tohru, remember I'm the ruler of this OOC world.Beware if you wish to pick a fight with me.Now, onto the next..er dare and truth from Kaidathorn.Her victim is Kyo.
Kyo:-begins to cry- Why does everyone pick on me?
Jurhee:-coos-Because you're feathers get ruffled the easiest!Silly kitty.
Kureno:-head pops out from nearby chicken coop- Eh?
Jurhee:Nothing, nothing.Anyway, Kyo, truth or dare?
Kyo:-remebers his truth-D-dare?
Jurhee:-frowns- You know, I actually feel bad for you now.Well, now you have to be tied to a building, and let Haru[in bull form or Yuki beat you up for...two hours.Do you know what?I'm going to be nice..
Kyo:-flinches at the thought of Jurhee being nice-
Jurhee:But, I'll let you choose which murderer/beater-upper of those two.So, who do you pick?
Kyo:-looks at an eerily smiling Yuki, who is currently rubbing his fists and turns to a bul Haru, pawing at the ground, and huffing out of his nose-Can I pick suicide?
Jurhee:You wish, now who?
Yuki:-giggles hysterically-
Kyo:-twitch/shudder-Haru.Definitally Haru, maybe I'll only need a few skin graphs. rather then be in a coma until in 95.
Jurhee:Alright, -magically ties Kyo to a building- Jeez -looks up at a closed eyed Kyo- I hate these dares, it makes me feel bad...for the nonexsisting charachter or whatever.So guys, don't do these dares often, please?
Kyo:PLEASE! -whines then sees Haru charging for him and suddenly poofs from stress and turns into a cat, sliding out from the ropes and runs away frantically ith Haru[bull still charging at his lil kitty form-
Jurhee:-tries to stifle a giggle- Okay that's kinda funny.
Haru:-steps on Kyo's tail-
Kyo:EEEOOOWW -attacks Haru, sits on his back holding desperatly onto Haru as Haru bucks-
Jurhee:ROFL, haha you look like your at a weird rodeo.
Kyo:AAAAHH -still holding on for dear life as Haru runs around in circles, and finally is sent flying- HEEEEeeeellllppp-dissapears into the sky-
Tohru:Hahahaha, now that's a real pussy, now he has a taste of being treated like someone's bitch.-gins evilly-
Jurhee:-raises eyebrows-Wow, I'm going to send you to a therapist later.Now, I'm going to do one more which is frooooom Kaida-wolf, Kaidathorn's friend.
Kyo:-suddenly appears out of now where, rocking in a fetal position-
Jurhee:-blinks- What happened to you?
Kyo:Kureno...Akito...butt...sex...landed...in...bed-gives a girly shriek before fainting, eyes rolling in the back of his head-
Jurhee:-sigh- There goes another one, I just hope he isn't blind.Now the next person, the one who molested the now fainted Kyo...AYAME!
Ayame:Hello, hello, hello, I am the great Count Ayame.[lemony snickets series of unfortanute events FUNNY NOW LAUGH-Readers:-Blink-
Jurhee:You aren't a count of any kind.If anything, you are Chester the Molester.So, uhm...dare or ...dare?
Ayame:I'll pick dare!
Jurhee:The first one or the latter?
Ayame:The latter please.
Jurhee:You are going to marry Kaidia-wolfe...and then..torture Kaidathorn?Wow, I can see how good friends you two are.
Ayame:So I get to have honeymoon fun?
Jurhee:Yes, you get to have weird cosplay honeymoon fun.Then torture Kaidathorn.
Wolfe[for short:Yay!-glomps Ayame as Ayame tries to glomp her at the same time and hit heads, falling backwards-
Jurhee:For the sake of time...-gets a romote control- FAST FORWARD!
Ayame and Wolfe:Ejushdfikru ritburjbh hjrhjhtvnuyvb ohohohohahaiv nio ib irb.
Everyone and Readers:Huh?
Jurhee:It was a fastforward sound, DUH!
Ayame:WE'RE BAAAAAAAAACK!
Jurhee:Good, now you guys can torture Kaidiathorn...but I don't know what to write of torturing her...uhm, oh I know! -16 babies appear on th ground crying,gurlgling and spitting up-
The New Mrs.Ayame:-rushes off and gets Kaidiathorn, puts babies and Thorn[fo' sho't into a locked room.-yells through the door-IF YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEM, YOU'LL GET A GUILTY CONCIENCE[or however you spell that damn word, SO HAHAHAHA THAT'S FOR -something or another, I don't know these two people-.SO YEAH!
Thorn:-after two hours in locked room-S-SHUT UP -starts crying herself- WAAAAHHH!
Jurhee:-shrug-So, that's all for today! I'll do the other dares and that stuff in the next chapter, and guys, please more dares for the other charachter other then Kyo.I think he's gonna die soon.
Kyo:-gurgles, and giggles as an airplane passes and poops himself-
Jurhee:You see?He's really letting himself go.Sorry about the exsessive cussing and all that.Til Next Time!
Everyone:HASTA LUEGO!
Kyo:-gurgles and spits up food on his shirt-Bwa! -waves crazily-