Jurhee:Hey everybody it's that time again!
Characters of Fruits Basket:-cries-
Jurhee:Aw, you'll live.Anyway, it's ben a while since I last wrote.School sucks.And guys amuse me.Seriously, they act like 5th graders when they ask you out."Uuuh, here's a jolly rancher.PLZ B MAH GRLFRND!"
Everyone:-blink-
Jurhee:-sigh-Now let's bring on the impending doom.Kisa, please recieve the truth or dare...er reviews.
Kisa:O-okay. -rushes off to bing back chaos-
Jurhee:-turns to everyone else-So, what's up?
Everyone:-stares afraid and nervous-
Jurhee:I already saw the dares, they aren't the bad.
Everyone:Phew.
Kyo:Does any have to do with me?
Jurhee:Uuuuh..Kyo, I'm not going to tell you the truth.
Kyo:Just tell me, I can handle it.
Jurhee:YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
Kyo: 00
Kisa:-returns-Here you g-go.
Jurhee:Argigato!Now, the next contributer to this lovely interactive story parody thing is Fox-Zodiac.They are for Kyo, and Yuki.
Kyo and Yuki:-tries to run, but then a cage falls from the sky-
Kyo:-bites the cage bars desperatly-
Tohru:-watches with a fearful expression-
Jurhee:Well Kyo, it looks like you're basically being forced to marry Fox-Zodiac.And have honey moon fun.I know no man would object to the honey moon fun.That's the reason why men exsist.Except for gay guys.
Akito:RIGHT!I live for the pain and misery of others!
Jurhee:Uhm, aren't you a girl?
Akito:-cries- I don't know what I am! -runs off-
Jurhee:-blink-Anyway, and for Yuki apparently you are going to go out with Fox-Zodiac's sister.
Yuki:Do I have a choice?
Jurhee:Well, she is kinda threating you with a knife.She's kinda overprotective.But you do have a choice.Go out with her sister or be in pain.Alot of pain.
Yuki:So, I basically have no choice.
Jurhee:Yup, basically.LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Fox-Zodiac:-eyes go starry-Kyoooooooo! -glomps-
Kyo:Ack!-struggles but Fox has a death like grip-get off me, dammit!
Fox:-whispers in ear-Two words, kitty.Honey.Moon.Fun.
Jurhee:Uh, that was three words.But anyways, and here is Fox's sister, idk her name, so I'm going to call her...uh, Sue.
'Sue':-hearts appear in her eyes-YUKI-KUUUUUUN!
Yuki:00
'Sue':-glomps and snuggles-Yuki, will you go out with me?
Fox:-stares at Yuki with a meaningful expression-
Yuki:-poofs into a rat and stares up at 'Sue'-Well...
Fox:-steak knife appears in hand and she whistles innocently-
Yuki:o'course!Yes I will, I don't wanna die.-poofs back-
'Sue':YAY!-smothers in kisses-
Jurhee:Ah, love is in the autumn air.Now, you guys have fun!
Kyo and Fox:-goes to altar to get married-
Yuki and 'Sue':-goes to movie for 'first date'-
Jurhee:Alrighty then, the next truth or dare review is from Aiko Enomoto.Her victim is Tohru.
Tohru:-swallows loudly-Yes?
Jurhee:Truth or dare?
Tohru:T-truth.
Jurhee:-smiles wryly-This is going to be intresting.Alright, now Tohru.Have you ever acted happy because you were high?
Tohru:Uuuh, thats why I'm happy in the mornings.Other then that, I'm just a human prozac. [
Jurhee:-blink-Wow, hey, will you sing us a song?
Tohru:Sure!
Jurhee:Will you sing the Fruits Basket Version of 'Because I Got High' by Afroman?
Tohru:Uhm, okay.
-lights dim and Tohru appears on stage smoking a blunt-
Tohru: It's like I don't ever feel sad about nothin' man
Always so happy, yeah cuz
I was going to be PMS'ing, until I got high
I was going to complain about cleaning, but then I got high
I'm always happy in the morning, and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
I was going to make Yuki and Kyo go hungry, before I got high
I coulda made them do some work and I wouldn't of had to make it, but I got high
Now I'm making them breakfast and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was going to put Shigure for being a pervert, before I got high
Going to call the cops and yell, but then I got high
But I didn't and acted innocent, and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was going to ditch school but I was high
I wasn't going to give a care, before I got high
Now, I care about going to school and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was going to act like a normal girl teenager, but I was high
I was going to be able to get angry and yell at someone, before I got high
But now I'm perfect and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Jurhee:That was great Tohru! - I made that up, so if you try to steal t, i'll kill you.maybe.if you wanna borrow it, messege me.
Tohru:YAY!Thanks, I'll be in my room so I'll get high.Good bye!-then she left the room in a sigh-
Jurhee:Today's chapter is done, wasn't it fun?Look at the time, it's an hour past nine!It's time for me to leave, and I have a headache so I need some Aleave.I hope you enjoyed, and I hope you don't get uuh destroyed.My rhyming is running thin, and I think Akito was born in a trash bin..
Akito:HEY!
Jurhee:Please review, it's the right thing to do.Have a good day, please give a review with a truth or dare so in the next chapter we have more to say.
Everyone in Fruits Basket:BYE!