Jurhee:Hey gang!Guess whose back;back again?
Tohru:Jurhee is back!Hello, how are you?
Jurhee:-smile-Pretty good.-pause-You got high again, didn't you?
Tohru:-shrugs and smiles, then skips off into the sunset smiling-
Jurhee:Alrighty then, let's start our dares.I would like...Ritsu to get our reviews this time, because he has yet to appear in this yet.
Ritsu:I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY.I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO.PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I'M SUCH A THOUGHTLESS AND SELFISH PERSON, WAAAAAAH!
Jurhee:-thwaks with Fruits Basket manga-JUST GO ALREADY,MONKEY BOY!
Ritsu:Waaaaah!-runs off to get reviews-
Kyo:-sigh/growl-You saw the reviews already, right?
Jurhee:Uh-huh.
Kyo:So...you know the upcoming victims?
Jurhee:It would seem so.
Kyo:Am I in it?I got a rabbits foot to give me luck.-grips rabbit's foot for dear life, cooing something to it-
Momiji:-growls and tackles Kyo and then puts him in a carrot suit, and shoves him in a room of starved rabbits, and the easter bunny-
Jurhee: . . . .uh, Momiji?
Momiji:Ja?
Jurhee:Good work!
Jurhee and Momiji:All right! -thumbs up-
Shigure and Ayame:Nuuuuu!That's our thing!-pouting and sulking-
Kyo:-screams and suddenly a very high pitched scream and the sound of something ripping makes everyone wince-
Ritsu:I'M BACK, I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!I SHOULD DIE, I'M SUCH A WORTHLESS PERSON-
Jurhee:-eyes go black with annoyance-Ritsu, do you really wish to die?
Ritsu:-blink-
Jurhee:If you don't shut up now, I'm going to -hisses something in Ritsu's ear making his give out a scream, use your imaganation to think what I said-
Ritsu:O-okay.-hands reviews and books outta there-
Jurhee:Cool.Now first off are for Momiji,Hiro and Kisa.TEN-HUT!
Momiji/Hiro/Kisa:HAI!
Jurhee:First dare is for Momiji, from Darking Girl.MO-MI-TCHI STEP FOUR-WARD, CADET!
Momiji:Ma'ma,yes,Ma'am!-salutes-
Jurhee:Truth or Dare.
Momiji:Uuuh.. dare!
Jurhee:-nods and leaves silently to get Kyo out of the bunnies of doom room-
Kyo:-staggers over and falls, hair white and eyes blank-There are so many things in this world I have yet to understand.Mostly along the lines of how aggressive rabbits are.
Jurhee:-whispers something in Momiji's ear and hands him a broom-
Momiji:-turns to Kyo, and grins-KYON-KYON, I have a song to sing you.
Kyo:-starting blankly, still not blinking-
Momiji:IEI WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!-dances around in a circle-
Ayame/Shigure:-grins and run over begging to dance around in a circle singing also-
Ayame/Shigure/Momiji:-AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, HA
Momiji:-hits grounds four times with the broom and a BOOM is heard-
Kyo:-turned into a turtle-
Jurhee:Wow, that was upmostly..different.
Kyo:-falls onto back and legs look like he's running on air-
Kagura:-eyes turtle and smiles-Yum, I do like turtle soup! -sweeps Kyo turtle in arms and places him in pot-
Jurhee:-turns toward Yuki who was watching with wide eyes the whole incident-Should we say something?
Yuki:Uh-uh.Nope.
Jurhee:I agree, now HE-ROW! ATTENT-SHUN!
Hiro:-just stares but walks over and stares up at Jurhee blandly-Yes?
Jurhee:YOU ARE NEEEXT.-pause-Okay, truth or dare?
Hiro:-gives odd look-Uhm truth?
Jurhee:If you had to cut off any limb, what would it be? -bone saw appears in her hands.She hides it behind her back-
Hiro:Well, there is one limb, thats not really a limb that I won't use until I'm atleast 15...
(Think about it and you'll know what 'limb' he's talking about xD)
Jurhee:-raises hand and chains appear on Hiro-
Hiro:-eyes wide-WHAT IN LAMB CHOP'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?!
Jurhee:-smiles eerily-If you are afraid now, just wait until I'm finished with you.
Hiro:-cries-
Jurhee:Eh, blame Darking Girl, she told me to.And, well, I live to serve.-takes chained up Hiro into a locked room-
Hiro:AAAAAAGGGHH!
Jurhee:-smiles-You're offically a yent[sp? now.(yent is a guy whose dinga ling is chopped off)
Hiro:I hope you die.
Jurhee:-smiles and kisses him-
Hiro:-falls over and twitches as if in pain-
Jurhee:Don't worry it'll grow back by the next chapeter, which I will post in 2 days.IT WILL BE THE ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY.YAYE!-coughs-Now anyway, next is KEY-SA!
Kisa:-shivers-Y-y-es?
Jurhee:-smiles and pets head-Your next truth which is your dare or dare?
Kisa:-blinks confused-Er, d-d-are?
Jurhee:-pours a pack of white powder on the table-Snort this.
Kisa:B-but, drugs are bad!
Jurhee:Tohru is the best person, right?
Kisa:-smiles and nods-Uh-huh!
Jurhee:She gets high on a daily basis.Now, do the dare.
Kisa:-sighs and hesitantly snorts and twitches-RAWR.
Jurhee: It was only sugar!
Kisa:-eyes go red and runs around in circle giggling and breaking the house-
Shigure:-cries-My house!
Jurhee:EEP!-narrowly dodges a randomly tackling Kisa-I got to go and calm this tiger down!-CRASH, BOOM-
High pitched scream in background.
Jurhee:Well, I've got to go!See you in two days for the one month anniversary!Please review and also review with truth or dares!See you later.OOF!-Kisa tackles Jurhee to the ground-
Kisa:-hisses and head spins three times around-
Jurhee:OH JESUS!