Sorry it took so long to update! My stupid WordPerfect stopped working. T-T BUT! It's working again. :D Anyway, I hope you like this chapter:3

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, any of the Aliens or peeing statues. I just own my OCs. X3

They appeared in a large courtyard with flowers everywhere and a bunch of peeing statues.

Kilala snickered. "I'm getting married to a guy that likes peeing statues?"

Kisshu snickered as well. "Apparently."

They walked up to the door and knocked. The door was answered by a short, chubby guy. He grinned cheekily.

"My princess! You are so sexy!" He smirked and jumped on her, shoving his tongue down her throat.

Kilala blushed and smacked him in the head. He jumped off of her. She spit on the ground, trying to get the taste of his tongue out of her mouth. "What the hell are you doing you little midget?!"

"How dare you talk to your fiancee that way? And I'm aloud to kiss you."

"F-fiancee?!" She lent over to Kisshu. "I have a perverted midget for a husband?"

"Yep. I guess so."

"Great." She muttered sarcastically.

"I'm glad you think it's great!" Her fiancee exclaimed, grinning with a smug look to it.

Kilala scowled. "I was being sarcastic, fat-ass." She retorted, not hesitating to cuss. Kisshu rocked on his feet and looked around. Kilala saw his cheeks turning red and she realized he was holding back a laugh. She jabbed him in the arm, making him spit his laughs out.

He gasped. "What brats! Guards!" He shouted, shocked. Some guards came by with electric stick things and jabbed them into Kisshu and Kilala's sides. They groaned in pain as they felt electrical shocks surged through their bodies and they fell to their knees.

The fiancee walked up to Kilala and pulled her chin up to look at him. "Now," He began slowly. "Would you like to come in for some tea?" He asked as he smiled with his eyes shut.

Kilala opened her mouth wide in shock. "This guy's a psycho!" She thought, shocked.

The guards picked Kilala and Kisshu up and threw them inside, onto a couch.

The fiancee walked in with a blank look on his face as he pulled Kilala up off of her position of laying on Kisshu's lap and into a sitting position. "I'll go get some tea!" He exclaimed, walking into his kitchen.

Kilala turned to Kisshu and glared at him. He turned to look at her and smirked.

"I am NOT marrying this freak." She growled.

"You have to. Sorry, no exceptions." He smirked wider.

"Damn it . . . " She muttered as she looked at him. "Wipe that stupid smirk off your face!" She exclaimed angrily, aiming to whack him in the head. He grinned and ducked, shielding his head with his hands, making her hit the cushion behind his head. She folded her arms and scowled at nothing.

"Emo." He muttered.

"I am not Emo!" She retorted to Kisshu.

"Whatever." He muttered sarcastically, still staring straight ahead.

Then the fiancee walked into the room with a tray of tea in his hands. "I have the tea!" He smiled strangely. He set the tray down on a coffee table and sat down. "Kilala . . . " He began.

"Yes?" She asked, a blank, bored look on her face.

"Come here." He had a look of lust in his eyes.

She saw that look and gripped the couch. "Nah, I'll just stay right here, if you don't mind."

"Gaur-" He began to shout, but Kilala interrupted him.

"O-okay, okay!" She exclaimed, not wanting to be electrified again. She got up and walked toward him cautiously. "What do you wa–!" She was interrupted by the fiancee groping her breast. She gasped and opened her mouth wide in shock. "WHAT THE HELL?!" She screamed angrily.

Kisshu started laughing at her reaction. "Woah."

"This is not funny, you jack ass!" She screeched at Kisshu as she slapped the fiancee's hand away. "Why the hell did you do that, you perverted freak?!"

He stood up, scowling. He looked up at her, seeing as he only made it to her ribs. "I'll have you know that, since we are to be married, I am aloud to do anything I want to you." He jumped up and grabbed the collar of her shirt and pulled her down to his level and whispered in her ear. "Including rape you if you won't cooperate." Then he pulled her down on top of him and groped her butt.

She screamed and slapped his hand. "I hate you, you frikken hentai!!"

Kisshu just kept laughing.

Kilala turned her head and scowled at Kisshu. Then the fiancee's hand began riding up her shirt. She screamed and went to slap him, but the guards held her arms down. Kisshu was still laughing. He fell on the floor from laughing so hard.

Kilala screamed more as the fiancee started rubbing a certain spot underneath her shirt. She looked over at Kisshu laughing. "I'm serious, Kisshu!! This isn't funny!!" She screamed, tears coming out of her eyes. "Stop!!" She screamed as the fiancee moved the hand that was on her butt, down her leg. "Stop it, please!!" She screamed louder, finally getting Kisshu's attention.

He sat up and looked at her. Her face was cherry red and she was crying and struggling to get away from her fiancee. Kisshu felt bad for laughing and stood up.

Kilala noticed this and looked at him. "Kisshu, help me.. Please!" She begged, struggling to free her hands and get away from all these people.

Kisshu summoned his dragon swords and charged at the guards. In fear, the guards shielded themselves from being hit, making them let go of Kilala's hands. She slapped the fiancee and jumped off of him, then gripped onto Kisshu's shirt and started running, pulling him along with her. She ran out the door and across the yard, past the peeing statues and to a dead end.

"Shit!" She cried, falling to her knees and letting go of Kisshu's shirt in the process. "We're trapped!"

Kisshu raised an eyebrow at her. "Uh . . . I could just teleport out of here."

Suddenly she jumped at Kisshu and looked him in the eyes, her face distressed. "PLEASE!" She begged.

He looked at her face, surprised. "O..kay?" He grabbed her hand and teleported, just as the guards were coming to the dead end.

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Once they got to the ship, Kilala jumped on Kisshu and started crying silently. "Kisshu, I don't want to marry him.. He scares me so much.." She gripped his torso tight.

Kisshu looked down at her and hugged her back awkwardly. "I'll try and see if I can get Pai to rearrange it."

Just then, Pai walked in, looking furious. "You guys are DEAD."

Meh... I don't like this chapter... The ending made me feel like it was missing something.. And I hope I didn't scare you away with my almost kind of hentai scene or my bad language. XD; But, MWUAHAHAHA!! Cliffie!! X33

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