Jurhee:And here I am, back from the dead!

Kyo:You died?! -pause- Now, if only you would stay dea-

Jurhee:-holds up picture of bunnies and his wrangled form-

Kyo:Okay, shutting up.

Jurhee:Life is khurayzay.[crazy

Yuki:I don't rememeber seeing that word in the dictonary of any language.

Jurhee:Psh, well my computer says your name doesn't exsist.

Yuki:-cries-

Kyo:HAHA! Take that you stupud rat!

Jurhee:Uh, your name doesn't exsist either.

Kyo:-is sad-

Jurhee:Now, off the the review, truth/dare thinga maggigas!

Kisa:Hehe, thinga maggiga.I like that word!

Jurhee:-pets Kida-As do I, my child.Get me the paper please?

Kisa:Sure! -smile-

Everyone remaining in the room:-waiting for death, and writting will-

Shigure:-writting something ferverishly on paper-

Jurhee:Geezuz, how much crap do you have to give people once you kick the bucket?

Shigure:It's not a will! -goes back to writting-

Jurhee:-rips paper out of Shigure's hand, and face pales, and faints-

Tohru:Shigure, what is that?

Shigure:-grins pervertedly-

Yuki:-reads what Shigure wrote over his shoulder, face pales and shoves Tohru away- Tohru, you go hide in the other room.I'm calling the police.There is a rapist who enjoys writting his thoughts, who lives under our roof.

Tohru:-blink-Eh? -finally notices Jurhee's lifeless body- OH NOES!!1!!1!1!!!!!!11!!! Is she okay?

Jurhee:-gurgle/grunt-

Shigure:-whisks Jurhee's unconcious self, and goes into his room-

Kisa:-comes in-Where is Jurhee?

-weird noises come from Shigure's room-

Kyo:-winces-Never mind, we just have to do the show ourselves I guess.

Hatori:Oh god, thank god I'm a doctor.

Haru:Eh, we are still gonna die.

Hatori:-sigh- Most likely.

Kisa:I wanna be Jurhee today!

Everyone:-stares at the young 6th grader-

Kisa:What?I wanna, I wanna, I WANNA!-temper tantrum-

Yuki:K-kisa?

Haru:-explains to Yuki-You know how tigers can have random mood swings?

Yuki:-nods-

Haru:Well, her's are more violent.She will be something even worse then Jurhee.

Everyone in room other then a still yelling Kisa:-dramatic gasp-Oh, no!What will we do?

Kisa:Alright, now listen up!

Everyone:-lines up nervously-

Kisa:First up, UNCLE HATORI!

Hatori:-blink-Yes?

Kisa:-hands bottle of pills-Take them.

Hatori:-huffs- I am a doctor, it's pretty reasonable to not take mysterious pills that originated from Fox-Zodiac (clever way to insert contributer of dare's name)

Kisa:-smiles sweetly-Then, I guess I'll just haaave to tell everyone what happened when you and Akito got drunk and played the new version of doctor.

Hatori:-pales and quickly takes pills- I...I feel different.Like I...I...I'M SO CONFUSED!I HATE FEELING CONFUSED!-turns to everyone-YOU ALL NEVER LOVED OR CARED FOR ME!I'M GONNA RUN AWAY, THEN YOU'LL SEE...SEE THAT YOU NEED ME TO SURVIVE! -runs off into the night-

Haru:-blinks and turns to an innocently humming Kisa-Yo, what kinda pills were they?

Kisa:-puts finger to chin and 'hmmmm''s-Very strong PMS pills that makes you extremely emotional.Why?

Haru:No reason.

Kisa:-giggles-Teehee!Alright, next up iiiiiiis...-pause- UNCLE AYAME, UNCLE SHIGURE!

Ayame:-poofs-Heeeeello T-I-Double Guh-ER!

Kisa:-eyes blank out and begins to sing-

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

The bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that

I'm the only one!

Kisa:-normal again-What happened?

Hiro:-swallows somewhat fearfully-Uhm, you just sang the 'Wonderfuk Tigger' song, from the movie Winne the Pooh, by the Disney company.If Jurhee were here, I'm sure she would say,"So please don't sue me.I'm mad broke.And I don't wish to whore myself off.Thanks."

Kisa:Anyways, UNCLE SHIGURE!!WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

Shigure:-voice sounds muffled- I'm uh, kinda busy!

Kisa:-gets annoyed-SHIGURE!GET YOUR SCRAWNY DOG ASS OUT HERE, AND STOP MOLESTING JURHEE'S UNCONCIOUS SELF!

Shigure:-frowns and comes out of room-You take away all my fun!

Kisa:-raises eyebrow-Hmm,I wonder what else Jurhee will take away once she wakes up.

Shigure:-grins-She'll do nothing!Do you wanna know what I was doing?

Everyone:Uhm, no.

Shigure:-sighs dramatically-Fine, if you insist. I was making a love potion, for her to fall in love with Hatori.It's time to get our revenge.Don't you think?

Everyone:Wow, Shigure, who know you had thoughts that didn't revolve around sex?

Shigure:And, then I made a sex potion, for her to wanna have sex with me-

Everyone:...wow.

Kisa:GUYS!Back on topic, dares 'n stuff, revenge that will probably kill you all in humilating ways, later!Ayame and Shigure.TEN-HUT!

Aya and 'Gure:-salute-

Kisa:-turns on radio and Glamorous by Fergie is on- Sing to this song, together!

Aya:-in a woman bikini-

Shigure:-in girl scout outfit-

Kyo:-dies-

Yuki:-dies-

Haru:-dies-

Everyone else the writer hasn't cared to mention:-dies-

Shigure and Ayame:-begins to sing while making..'provocative' poses-

G

L

A

M

O

R

O

U

S

Yeah!

We flyin' first class up in the sky,

we flyin' first class, livin' the life

in the fast lane and I won't change

By the glamorous, ooh, the flossy, flossy.

wear them gold and diamon rings, all them things don't mean a thing

chaperons and limousines, shoppin' for exspensive things

I be on the movie screens, magazines and boogie scens

I'm not clean, I'm not pristine, I'm no queen, I'm no machine...

-song trails off-

Everyone:-is ressurected-

Kisa:-blank face- My poor, poor innocence.Gone, simply as that. -sniffle-

Kyo:Try livin' with the one weirdo.

Kisa:-hiss but then grins evilly-

Kyo:-very scared- Wha...what?

Kisa:You're next.

Kyo:-screams a very high pitched scream-

Hatori:-runs through the room, tears running down his face- STOP TALKING BEHIND MY BACK! NOBODY LOVES ME! MY X-GF DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME, LITERALLY! AND I HAVE NO TRUE PAIRING IN THE ANIME/MANGA! WAH!

Shigure:-pats Hatori on the back- Ah, cheer up Ha'ri!

Ayame:Ah, yes.We will get you a pairing partner.One who will love you foreva 'n eva!

Hatori:-giggles happily and smiles/complete mood swing- Really?! Who, who?!?! Tell me, pleeeeease?

Shigure:-makes a 'sshing' motion with his finger- Okay, you know the narrarator girl?The blonde one?

Hatori:Uh-uh?!

Ayame:Well, my man.She totally has the hotts for you!Ah, I can see it now..

Shigure and Ayame: JURHEEXHATORI

Hatori:-squee-Where is she?!

Shigure:Uhm, she is..asleep.

Hatori:Where?

Shigure:...my bedroom?

Hatori:-sad angry face- ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY 15 SEC. LONG LOVER?!

Shigure:-whimpers and runs-

Hatori:-chases after-

Jurhee:-moan- Ugh, what happened?

Everyone:-silences-

Jurhee:Oh, what's this paper say?

Everyone:-thinking-Is that the paper that made her pass ou-

Jurhee:-scream, and a thump of a body hitting the floor is heard-

Everyone:-sigh-Yes, yes it was.

Kisa:-grins evilly- Now, I am still the host!

Kyo:You put that paper in the room, didn't you?

Kisa:-shrugs-Maybe.Now Kyo, you are the next.. torturee.

Kyo:Tor-Chur-E?

Kisa:Congrats Kyo, you can sound out words!

Kyo:-growl-

Kisa:Truth or Dare?

Kyo:-pause- Truth.

Kisa:-thinks then smiles gleefully-If you were gay, which guy would you most likely screw?

Kyo:-mumble-

Kisa:-grins sadisticlly-I'm sorry Kyo, I didn't hear you.

Kyo:I said... Ritsu.

Everyone:-deadpans-

Kisa:That was a weird...outlook of you Kyo.

Kyo:-cries- NOBODY LOVES ME!!!1!!!!!!11!!!!!1!

Yuki:-sighs-Kisa, did you give him those PMS pills?

Kisa:-confused-No?He must just be a very...emotional person.

Haru:-voice from Shigure's room- Rhee is still not awake yet.

Yuki:Who's Rhee?

Haru:Jurhee, Rhee? Her nickname? Get it?Idiots.

Hatori:-cries and stops running after Shigure and turns to Haru-What did you just call her?

Haru:-slightly afraid- Rhee?

Hatori:YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH HER AREN'T YOU?! YOU GAVE HER A NICKNAME, THAT MEANS YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL HER FROM ME!-pause- I think I'm going to kill you.

Haru:EeEeEeP!-scurries off-

Kisa:-sighs and stares after Hatori attempting to stab the cow-Well, I guess I'll continue to host in the next chapter since Jurhee is still lifeless.I can't wait until she wakes up! That's going to be so...much...fun.-slow evil denomic laugh-

Choas raging behind her, with various screams and a fire.

Kisa:Til then, good bye.-slowly fades into darkness-