Kisa:-stares at the still enraging chaos behind her- Sorry it's been about...a month. TOO MUCH CHAOS!!!11!!!
Haru:When will those pill wear off?! -dodges a flying tackle from Hatori-
Hatori:DON'T STEAL HER. SHE'S MINE AAAAAAALL MINE! BWUAHAHAHA! -twitch-
Haru:-whimpers and scampers off-
Kisa:-looks at the pill bottle- Hmm, take more then four go get immediate medical attention.-calls out- HA'RI, how many pills did you take?
Hatori:I don't have an addiction! -takes 5 more pills- I can stop any time I want to!
Kisa:-blink- Anyway, who cares to see how Jurhee is doing?
Shigure:I volunteer! -happy face-
Kisa:No.
Shigure: Please?
Kisa:Sure.
Shigure:Really? -really happy face-
Kisa:...no.
Shigure:Why? -pout-
Kisa: Because there is a dare for you. From mintcandicane. She wants you to-
Ayame: Make out with me! FINALLY!
Shigure: Yessum! -tackle Ayame and begins hooking up-
Kisa:-twitches- Ew. Anyway, I'll see how Jurhee is do-
Jurhee:-yawns then stares at the basically torn apart house- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Kisa:-goes innocent- I-I don't know. They were teasing me! -cry-
Jurhee:-pets- Who was it?
Kisa:It was all of them!
Jurhee:Okay. -heads off to kill everyone for teasing 'poor little Kisa' then see Hatori biting Haru's ear- H-hatori -eyes change color-
Hatori:-screams and tackles Jurhee- I want your sex!
Jurhee:Hurrah for JurheexHatori! -sexes/'gasms-
Hatori:That was fun, wasn't it hunnyliciousbunny?
Jurhee:Yes it was snugglewuffumspantiebums.
Hatori:-squees and snuggles into Jurhee-
Jurhee:-kisses Hatori-
Kisa: ENOUGH!
Jurhee:Huh?
Kisa:-gives Jurhee antidote to love potion- To much fluff! I was choking! Geezuz.
Jurhee:Holy crap. Did I just-
Kisa:Uh-huh.
Jurhee:-passes out-
Kisa:Oh lawd. I have to continue being host I suppose. Next victimee... YUKI
Yuki:-hides in a fetal positon in a dark corner- No.No.No.No.No.No-
Kisa:Be the man that you may or may not be!
Yuki:-sniffles-
Kisa:This was from the lovely latenightwriter. So, blame her.
Latenightwriter:-stares-
Kisa:-waves- Anyway, truth or dare.
Yuki:-pause- Truth.
Kisa:-grumbles- Are you gay?
Yuki:Uuuhm... I-I DON'T KNOW! -cry- I love Tohru!...and...
Kisa:And who?
Yuki:KYO! I 3 red/orange heads. Firecrotcheslove.
Everyone and readers:-dies-
Yuki:-cries-
Kyo:-attempts to kill self but fails repeatedly-
Kisa:Next up... Tohru!
Tohru:-comes out from behind corner slowly- Okay..
Kisa:Truth or dare?
Tohru:Uhm...dare?
Kisa:Grope them.
Tohru:Huh?
Kisa:Their perfect butts are calling to you. Grope them.
Tohru:Okay! -happy face and walks over to Yuki- Hey Yuki.
Yuki:H-hello Miss Honda.
Tohru:-continues smiling and pinches Yuki's butt-
Yuki:-eyes get big- Did you just?
Tohru:-nods and then slaps-
Yuki:-jumps then goes red-
Tohru:-squeezes-
Yuki:-transforms and scurries off into his room-
Kisa:Ahahaha. Poor most likely horny Yuki.Aw, that's adorable.
Tohru:-glides like a ghost over to a still suicidal Kyo-
Kyo:-grumbles- Rat boy likes me. I must end my life.
Tohru:-squeezes Kyo's butt-
Kyo:AAAHHH! It's Yuki I bet!-turns to see it's Tohru then smiles a cheesy smile-
Tohru:-pinches-
Kyo:-returns the favor-
Tohru:-eyes get big and slaps-
Kyo:-slaps back-
Tohru:-blink-
Kyo:-blink- Do it again.It feels niiiize.
Tohru:Okay! -slaps ass harder and Kyo goes flying- Aheh!
Kisa:That was disgusting.Next up is Kyo.
Kyo:-poofs back into room- Eh?
Kisa:Truth or dare?
Kyo:Dare.I'm afraid of truth, recently.
Kisa:Indeed. So, you have to wear one of Ayame's dresses.And jump around.And do a girly girl yell.
Kyo:I already lost all of my pride and dignity. Might as well! -dresses up and giggles- I WANNA HAVE A TEA PAR-TAY!
Kisa:-sigh- That's all for today! Sorry for the delay, and maybe Jurhee will wake up soon, for more then 5 minutes.
Jurhee:-grunts and hits something in sleep-
Kisa:See you next time!