Harry Potter and the Orb of Knowledge

by Mr. Woogle

Harry is the top auror in his squad-but can he handle the challenges issued by a new Dark Lord? HarryxDraco. Romance.

Once there was a magical private parts that ate peanuts. Its name was Huck Finn.

The private parts and Nigger Jim were floating on a raft towards freedom.

"Oh lawdy," said Nigger Jim.

"BLOLHUROAUARGOEORAIARGH," Huck replied.

"I sees it!" cried Nigger Jim. "Fried Chicken, Watermelon and Peanut Island!"

"BUURAORGH!" said Huck.

They had many a buttsecks.