Crossover Controversy
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Raine: Winry must love Ed as well n.n
Ed: Who said anything about LOVE?! You said like!
Raine: Love...like...same thing...
Winry: Huh? What's this about?
Winry: I thought Ed was choosing people to be on his team for a game or something...
Chel: No, no Winry. Al and Raine want to know who Ed 'likes'.
Winry: OHH!
Ed: Heh, Winry is so stupid...
Raine: Saying things about someone, good or bad, means the person is noticing the person they are talking about n.n which means Ed must love Winry!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Winry: O.O I WON!!! What did I win though?
Raine: ED'S LOVE!!
Winry: Errr...can I just take the automail instead?
Ed: WHAT?!? I didn't even give you an answer!
Al: Don't listen to him Winry. We can now let you two love-birds off on your first date!
Winry: Okay, let's visit the hardware store first!
Raine: I'll help put the collar and leash on Ed!
Ed: WHAT!?!
Raine: Stop moving around! I can't put it around your neck if you keep moving like that!
Ed: --Tries to dodge the collar--
Raine: ARGH! I can't put it on!
Ed: Phew...
Raine: Al, can you hold him down?
Al: Sure! But what's it for anyway?
Raine: Well knowing your brother, he will run away once we let him out. So with the leash, Winry can easily take him to where she wants!
Al: Good plan! Hold still Nii-san, it will be just fine n.n
Ed: AHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!!
Chel: Ed, what's so bad about going on a date with Winry? She's an old friend of yours so why are you trying to get out of the date?
Ed: Because I don't 'like' her that way!
Winry: What? You don't like me? --Starts crying--
Al: Nii-san! You made Winry cry!
Ed: I DON'T CARE! LET GO OF ME!
Raine: Hm...All the more reason to put a leash...--Attaches collar-- There! First part done!
Winry: I'm not going on a date with that JERK!
Chel: I don't blame you.
Ed: WHAT? Now both of you are against me?
Chel: Well, you obviously can't figure out your feelings for either one of us!
Ed: I can't help it!
Raine: Oh...that's a problem...there's no point in putting a collar and leash since Winry and Chel both don't want to go out with him...
Ed: Yeah! Take it off!!
Raine: Narh...I got a better idea n.n Fufufu...
Ed: --Gulp--
Raine: DOGGY!!!
Al: KITTY!
Chel: Puppy wuppy!
Ed: Eh? I'm not being a pet!
Winry: Too bad! You missed out on your chance to date either one of us!
Ed: Wait! I want to go on a date with someone! Please, anything but being a pet!
Al: Who do you choose Nii-san?
Raine: And you better choose quick! By the time this leash gets attached you're going for a walk!
Ed: NOO!! I'll choose! I'll choose!
Al: Give the name Nii-san :3
Ed: Umm... The girl that I like is... Raine!
Everybody in the room: --jaws drop to the floor--
Winry: What? I was sure he'd pick me --Starts crying--
Chel: Wow, and all this time, I thought he hated Raine but I guess he really has a thing for her :D
Al: Yay! Now we can bake cookies for Raine and Nii-san's first date!
Raine: (Was outside because she saw a puppy) --Enters room-- Why is everyone so silent? What happened while I was away?
Ed: Errrrrr...nothing...I said I liked Winry...
Raine: REALLY?! COOL! Now you two can go on your date!
Al: Ano...Nii-san...you said...
Ed: Shut up!
Raine: Don't be so rude! He's your brother!
Al: ;-;
Chel: Come on Raine, we're baking cookies for umm... Ed's date... --Chel and Raine head for kitchen--
Winry: Ed, why don't you just tell her that you like her?
Ed: What if she rejects me?
Al: Who knows? She might like you back, you never know until you try!
Ed: But...
Al: Nope, when she comes back into the room, you're telling her!
Winry: Yeah!
(Kitchen)
Raine: Baking cookies! Why didn't you bring Al with us since he likes cookies, Chel?
(Lounge)
Winry: --Sigh-- Ed...we need to talk...
Al: I'll go help with the cookies! Cookie cookie cookie!!
(Kitchen)
Al: --Leaves to go bake cookies with Raine and Chel-- --Enters kitchen-- Cookies! n.n
Chel: (Whispering to Al) Hey Al, is Ed going to tell Raine that he likes her?
Al: I don't know...
(Lounge)
Ed: Ermm...what do you want to talk about?
Winry: …
Ed: Why did you say you needed to talk when you aren't talking?
Winry: Well...you see...--Blush--
Ed: What is it? (Thinking) YES! She's helping me stall time for me to confess my liking to Raine!
Winry: A...ano... Umm.. I.. I...
Ed: What? What is it?
Winry: --Goes red--
(Kitchen)
Al: --Stares at oven containing the raw cookies-- --Drools--
Raine: Al, staring at the oven is bad for your eyes...
Al: But...
Raine: It's for the best...
Al: --Sniff-- ;-;
Raine: --Sigh--...How about we make more cookies in the meantime?
(Lounge)
Winry: I... (Thinking) Come on! Just tell him! Why am I being so shy for? (/Thinking) Ed, I... I like you! I was so upset that you admitted that you liked Raine but... I just had to tell you my feelings!
Ed: What? (Thinking) Oh god... I sort of like Winry too but who should I choose? Raine or Winry?...
(LONG awkward silence)
(Kitchen)
(Cookies done baking)
Raine: DONE! Now the next batch can go in!
Al: COOKIES!
Raine: Al, you can't eat them...
Al: T-T Why not?
Raine: They are for Ed and Winry of course!
Al: About that...
Raine: Huh? About what? Does Winry not like cookies?
Al: No...don't worry...you'll find out soon...
Raine: o.O How come Chel isn't talking?
Chel: --Snaps out of some sort of trance-- Huh? Oh, I must have zoned off or something.
Al: A..ano, Chel, I think we should tell Raine the truth...
Chel: --Sigh-- Alright, she should find out soon enough but shouldn't Ed tell her?
--Ed and Winry walk in--
Winry: --Eyes are all red and puffy--
Chel: What's the matter Winry?
Winry: Oh, it's nothing...
Al: Nii-san, I think you should tell Raine the 'thing' you said earlier...
Raine: You were all keeping a secret from me! T.T
Al: We had to...
Raine: Why? ;-;
Al: Because it's something only Nii-san can say...
Raine: Is it something to do with alchemy?
Ed: A...ano...Raine...I...Let me start over...Earlier, when you were outside and...when you thought that I picked Winry... I actually said that I...
Winry: --Starts to cry--
Ed: I --Starts sweating-- actually picked...you! I like you!
Winry: --Starts bawling--
Raine: Errrrr...were you talking to me or Winry?
Winry: --Still crying--
Raine: Are you okay, Winry?
Winry: --Shakes head--
Raine: What did you do Ed?? She was fine before...
Ed: I was talking to you, Raine!
Winry: Raine, you're really lucky to have Ed like you! I wish you two the best of luck --Continues to cry--
Raine: Ehh?? --Is in total shock from the news-- Did I hear right? Or is this a dream? This doesn't usually happen...
Al: It's not a dream...
Winry: I wish it was...
Raine: --Thinks-- What do I usually do when something like this happens...
Ed: --Looks away-- (Thinking) Shoot! She doesn't like me! I'm such an idiot! Why did I even think I ever had a chance to be with Raine? I'm such a loser! She'd never like me! --Turns to leave--
Al: Wait, Nii-san! Raine hasn't given you her reply yet!
Chel: Yah, Ed, don't look so down, she could like you too!
Raine: Errr...I think it would be better if you went with Winry...she's liked you for so long...
Ed: But I...
Raine: It's for the best...
Ed: --Looks at the ground--
Winry: --Looks all happy--
Chel & Al: --Exchange glances-- --Nod at each other--
Chel: Yah Ed, you and Winry would look so good together. Haven't you ever felt anything between the two of you?
Ed: Well... yes.
Raine: And if he doesn't agree, I know his weakness!!
Ed: You mean death?
Raine: Nope.
Ed: Roy?
Raine: Wrong again n.n
Ed: What then?
Raine: INJECTIONS!! --Takes out needle--
Ed: NO!!!! NOOO! Anything but that!
Chel: Anything? --Evil grin-- --Slowly takes out milk-- Drink this!
Ed: Eep! Nooo! That's even worse!
Raine: Nice idea, Chel! Drink the milk! It'll make you grow!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!
Raine: I said it will make you grow...not you are short...
Ed: Just now you called me a super small grain of rice that can't even be visible to the eye!
Chel: What the heck are you talking about?
Ed: Hmmph!
Chel: O.o
Raine: He sure hears things alot...
Ed: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Raine: ...--Thinks for a while-- I said I liked you.
Ed: --Goes red--
Raine: Hehe joking n.n (Thinking) That's a good way to make him stop arguing XD
Chel: Hahaha! But what if Raine isn't joking? I thought you said that you liked him when you first watched FMA...
Ed: --Gets even redder--
Winry: --Gets kind of angry--
Raine: Yeah I liked him...but I guess Winry likes him more...
Ed: --Is still red-- I'm getting confused...
Al: Now Nii-san can choose from Chel, Winry and Raine!
Raine: How confusing...
Winry: T-T (Thinking) I hope Ed chooses me this time...I won't be able to bear it if he chooses Raine again.
Ed: (Thinking) What? But I already told them who I liked! It took all of the courage out of me and now I have embarass myself again?
Raine: ...well if you won't decide, I'll help decide for you!
Ed: WHAT!?
Raine: You can like...
Ed: --Heart pounding very fast--
Winry: (Thinking) Say Winry, say Winry, say Winry!
Raine: Chel!
Winry: (Thinking) NO!!! (Inner-Winry) HOW DARE SHE NOT CHOOSE ME!!
Chel: O.O!!!
Ed: Wait, wait, wait! You can't decide who I like!
Winry: (Thinking) Thank god! I hope he realises his true feelings for me!
Al: Then who do you like, Nii-san?
Ed: (Thinking) Are you guys stupid? I just told you that I liked Raine!
Raine: Well you didn't decide for yourself...so it was just to make things easier n.n
Ed: No it doesn't!
Raine: Does so!
Ed: NOT!
Al: STOP FIGHTING!
Winry: --Tugs on Ed's shirt--
Ed: --Turns around and faces Winry--
Winry: --Puppydog eyes to Ed--
Ed: (Thinking) Awww... Winry looks so cute!... Wait! What am I saying? Do I like her? --Blushes--(/Thinking) Umm...what is it Winry?
Winry: (Thinking) Why's he so red? He's probably thinking about Raine or Chel... :(
Al: Aww...don't they look cute together? Staring into each other's eyes...
Raine: KAWAII!! --Runs off to get camera--
Ed: What?? Wait!
Winry: (Thinking) I've got to get his attention away from her! (/thinking) Ed
Ed: What is it?
Winry: I errr...--blush--
Al: Hurry up with the camera Raine!
Winry: I...
Ed: Yes...?
Chel: (Thinking) I bet somebody ten dollars that she's going to confess her love to him!
Winry: I... umm..
Raine: --Comes back with camera-- --Click-- AWESOME!
Al: SHOW ME SHOW ME! --Looks at the picture-- WAH!! So romantic!!!
Ed: What do you want to say Winry? You're sure taking a long time...
Winry: I...I...
Ed: You...
Winry: I'm hungry!
--Everyone falls back like in those animes when someone says something totally stupid--
Chel: --Notices all of those cookies that Al and Raine baked for 'Winry and Ed's First Date'-- Here, have some cookies Winry.
Winry: --Takes one-- (Thinking) Darn, I was hoping that Ed would feed them to me. (/Thinking) Thanks!
Chel: (Thinking) Darn, I lost the bet. Wait, I didn't even bet with anyone!
Al: COOKIES! --Goes and eats--
Raine: --Takes more useless photos--
Al: Nii-san you want a cookie?
Ed: Um...not now thanks.
Al: Okay --Eats more cookies--
Winry: These are delicious!
Raine: You think so?
Winry: Yes (Thinking) Read my mind, Raine! I'm angry at you!
Raine: ACHOO! Is someone saying bad things behind my back?
Ed: Who did? I'll bash them up!
Raine: ...I don't think that is necessary...
Ed: I hope it was Roy! Then I have an excuse to punch his face!
Winry: (Thinking) Damnit!! Why is Ed being so protective of her?!?!? WHY?! I'll kill her! Wait, I can't kill her, if I do that, Ed will DEFINITELY not like me.
Chel: (Thinking) Haha, Winry looks like she's trying to hold in her anger.
Al: (Thinking) I want cookies!
Raine: Let's go make more cookies, Al!
Al: YAY!! --Goes hyper--
Raine: O.O Are you alright Al?
Al: COOKIES!!
Raine: Hehe, let's get cooking!
Ed: I can make them using alchemy you know...
Raine: But hand-making them is part of the fun!
Ed: Oh...--Embarrassed--
Winry: (Thinking) ARGH! SHE'S GOTTEN TO HIS HEAD! SHE'S TAKING CONTROL OF HIM! I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
Raine: Are you okay, Winry-san? You haven't spoken for a while.
Winry: (Thinking) You wanna know why? It's because I HATE YOU! Why are you taking my beloved Ed from me? WHY?!! --Teeth start clenching and grinding together--(/Thinking) Oh, I just have a bunch of thoughts racing through my mind n.n
Al: Raine, let's bake cookies!
Chel: I'll help too n.n Let's add smarties and M&Ms to them!
Al: Okay!
Raine: COMING!! n.n
Ed: Um...can I help?
Raine: I think you should keep Winry company while we make them or she'll be lonely.
Winry: (Thinking) Oh my god she actually said something good for once! Come on Ed...agree!
Ed: But I haven't baked cookies with you all yet...
Winry: --Heart breaks--
Al: Ano...not to be mean Nii-san...but...you aren't the best cook in the world...
Ed: WHAT DID YOU SAY??!?
Raine: Just stay with Winry...
Ed: Fine...
Winry: --Heart mends--
(Raine, Chel & Al go to the kitchen)
Winry: Come on Ed, let's watch TV! (Thinking) AWAY from that stupid Raine and Chel! (/Thinking) --Grabs Ed's hand and leads him to the sofa in front of the TV--
Ed: (Thinking) Wow, Winry's hand is so soft. It feels so nice and warm... What the heck am I thinking? I don't like her that way, do I? --Ponders for a moment--
(Kitchen)
Raine: What shape should the cookies be?
Al: KITTY!!
Raine: We should make some heart-shaped ones for Ed and Winry!
Al: Meow!
Chel: Dog-shaped too! --Takes out cookie cutters--
Al: Yay! Kitty!
(Lounge)
Winry: --Sitting right beside Ed-- (Thinking) I'm sitting SOOO close to him! YES! --Sniffs-- Hmm... he smells good!
Ed: --Surfing through the TV channels-- Hey, here's a mechanic show, Winry! Do you wanna watch it?
Winry: Okay!
(Kitchen)
Raine: Ever wonder how things get here? I mean this kitchen...that TV that I'm sure I'm hearing...
Al: Easy. I used alchemy to make this kitchen and Nii-san made everything else :)
Raine: Ohh...nice work! But why did you only make the kitchen?
Al: So we can bake cookies!
Raine: Haha I should've known that was coming XD
Al: Kitty!
Raine: n.n --Cuts out cat, dog and heart shapes from the cookie dough--
(Lounge)
Winry: (Thinking) Gah! I hate Raine! I hate how she's so happy and nice all the time! What does Ed see in her?(/Thinking) ...Ed...
Ed: Hmm?
Winry: I...
Ed: Yeah...?
Winry: (Thinking) I really like you!(/Thinking) Um... nevermind! Sorry!
(Kitchen)
Al: They can go in the oven now! Yay! Cookie cookie cookie! Kitty cookie!
Raine: Chel is concentrating so much on making her cookies she's forgotten that we're here!
Al: COOKIE! --Puts the cookies in oven--
Chel: Gomen, I was umm... (Thinking)Thinking about that guy I like (/Thinking) ... I was...watching TV! (Thinking) Yah...that's it... :P --Finishes decorating cookies and puts it in the oven--
Al: Are the cookies done yet?
Chel: No, we just put them in.
Al: Oh... are they done now?
(During the time it took for the cookies to bake, Al stared at the oven timer, Chel continued to daydream, and Raine sat on a chair and fell asleep)
Al: 5...4...3...2...1...0! Done!
Raine: --Wakes up-- Wha...? Oh! They're done! --Puts on oven mitts and takes the cookies out of the oven--
Al: COOKIE! --Looks at the cat cookie-- Awww...it's too cute to eat!
Raine: Then you shouldn't have made it look like a cat Al n.n;
Al: ;-;
Raine: Anyway n.n; Let's go take some cookies to Ed and Winry --Puts the cookies on a plate in a decorative way--
Chel: --Taste tests a cookie, or two or three or ten!-- Yummy! These cookies are so delicious!
Al: Sorry kitty, I have to eat you now! --Wipes away tears-- --Chomp chomp chomp-- You're so good!
(Lounge)
Ed: --Sniff-- I smell cookies!
Raine: Come on Chel and Al! --Takes plate of cookies over to where Winry and Ed are--
Ed: Cookies! --Eats-- Yum! They taste really good!
Winry: (Mumbles) Show off...
Ed: What did you say Winry? I couldn't hear you.
Winry: Errr...I said I would like one too!
Raine: --Hands a cookie to Winry--
Winry: (Thinking) As much as I hate to do it...if I don't be nice then Ed will hate me...(/Thinking) Thanks!
Raine: n.n
Winry: (Thinking) She probably poisoned it or something...(/Thinking) --Takes a bite-- Meh, it's okay... (Thinking) Actually, it's delicious but I'm not going to tell her that!(/Thinking)
Chel: --Looks sad--
Winry: What's wrong Chel?
Chel: That was a cookie that I baked...
Winry:O Sorry Chel! It's actually really good!
Chel: Yah right...
Raine: We all made different shaped ones. Which do you like the most?
Ed: Me?
Raine: Anyone.
Ed: Which did you make?
Raine: I want the truth so I'm not telling :)
Ed: I like the cat ones
Al: Nii-san! --Hugs Ed--
Ed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AL?!
Raine: --Giggles-- Al made the cat cookies. I made the heart ones and the moon and star ones.
Al: You never made moon and star ones! --Looks at the moon and star-shaped cookies-- Weird...
Raine: Hehe I just didn't show you XD
Winry: --Looks at Raine's cookies with hate then breaks a heart-shaped cookie in half-- (Thinking) I'll break your heart and make you sad no matter what it takes! --Breaks the cookie again--
Ed: (Thinking) Now's my chance to make Raine like me!(/Thinking) --Takes a handful of moon, star and heart shaped cookies and eats them-- Yummy! These are SOOO good, Raine! You're such a good baker!
Winry: --Gets super angry-- (Thinking) THAT JERK! --Crushes the heart cookie into powder-- I hate you Raine!
Winry's Conscience: Or you're just jealous of her!
Winry: (Thinking) What the HELL? Who the hell are you?
Winry's Conscience: Why, I'm YOU, Winry! Muahaha!