(AN) – OK credit for writing this goes to my sister….

Disclaimer – I do not own any of these characters, or the quotes, they belong solely to the author of twilight, new moon, and eclipse, Stephanie Meyer. (I do wish I was that brilliant to make these characters though)

Chapter 1 BPOV

It's St. Patrick's Day! Lets see…. green clothes. Here they are!

Ding Dong

Yay! Edwards Here!

I opened the door, and there he was, not wearing green? Ooh that's means I get to pinch him…BWAHAHAHAHA…

Pinch

"Bella?" He asked.

"yeah?"

"why'd you pinch me?"

"cause your not wearing green."

"So…?"

"So it's St. Patrick's Day."

"And…?"

Does he not know about St. Patrick's Day?

"You don't know about St. Patrick's Day?"

"No…"

"On St. Patrick's Day, you have to wear green or people can and will pinch you and you can't hurt them back, you also can't pinch other people not wearing green if you are not wearing green."

"Oh…"

Oh? Since when does Edward say Oh….

"Ok, so now that you know about St. Patrick's Day, can we go to your house?"

"nope"

"Why not?"

"Because you forgot to do something."

Oh yea, I forgot to kiss him…

muah

"Happy now?" I asked

"yep, lets go"

At the Cullens

I ran off to find Emmett to see if he was wearing green. He wasn't wearing green.

pinch

"hey, what was that for." He complained.

"you're not wearing green."

"so?"

"bye Emmett"

"but you haven't explained."

"ask Edward."

I went to Alice and Japer's room. Their whole room was green, including Alice and Japer…. Oh well, on to Esme,

pinch

"Bella, sweetie."

"Yes Esme?"

"why did you pinch me?"

"cause your not wearing green."

"Oh yes, Alice mentioned something about that yesterday."

"Alice!" I yelled

"Ok Bella, I already have the decorations, we just have to put them up."

1 hr later

all the decorations were up, now all we need are the leprechauns.

"Where are the leprechauns?"

"Huh? What leprechauns?"

"you know, the little green people."

"Bella, leprechauns are not real."

" Yes they are."

"No their not."

"If they aren't, then how do you explain oompa loompa's, they are leprechauns in disguise."

" well then , we don't have any."

"fine."

Back at Bella's

"Edward"

"yes bella?"

"nest year, make sure your family dressed in green."

"I'll remind them, now goodnight bella."

"Goodnight Edward." I said as I snuggled up to his cold body.

(AN) – ok I don't mean to offend any1 k? pls review.