"No" Roy was the happiest man alive right now. Roy and Riza were looking into each others eyes, Riza closed her eyes when she saw that Roy was about to kiss her. They were so close to kissing each other when... Kaitlynn yelled "Riza Hawkeye! Roy is that the bitch you're sleeping with! And was about to kiss in front of me"
Roy and Riza looked at each other then Riza said "Who the Hell are you!" a little frustrated that this girl just interrupted what was about to be the best moment of her life. "Kaitlynn what the Hell are you doing here! And how in the Hell did you get in, you have to be military?! Roy said just has frustrated as Riza and same exact reason why.

"I got in with that new kid, I think his name was Ben Steller. And to answer your question" she said looking at Riza "I'm Roy girlfriend, Kaitlynn."

"Ex-Girlfriend." Roy said, Riza just looked at Roy in disbelief.

"Roy I know you have some strange taste in women, but this crazy woman beats them all." Riza said staring at Kaitlynn the whole time. Kaitlynn was completely pissed off right now and was drawing her hand back to hit Riza, but of course she didn't know Riza like the military knew her. Riza went for her gun, and the next thing you know is that everyone is staring at the three of them, Roy was holding Kaitlynn's arm back because her knew if she hit Riza, Kaitlynn would be a goner.
And Riza was holding her gun right in front of Kaitlynn, while Kaitlynn said "I guess, Roy was right when he said I end up in a hospital if I went to your house-"

"And he's completely right." Riza interrupted, Roy saw Ben coming and decided he better get out of there, because if he didn't Kaitlynn will have bullet holes in her body, and Ben would be burnt to a crisp.

"Riza let's go!" Roy said while dragging her out of there with everyone's eyes on them.

When Roy and Riza just got in the car they started an argument and Roy knew that tonight wasn't going to end like he thought it would.

"You should've just let me handle it Riza!" Roy said

"She's the that called me a bitch!" Riza complained

"I'm just lucky you didn't shoot her!" Roy said

"Oh, so you taking up for your girlfriend now?!" Riza said completely pissed off

"She's not mine Girlfriend! I just slept with her-" Roy was cut off before he could finished

"You mean another notch in your bedpost?! And let me guess I'm sure I would've been one as well if you would've kissed me?!"

"You know you would have liked it, so keep your mouth shut!" Roy regretted those words as soon as they came out of his mouth.

"Liked the kiss or being your sex toy?!" Riza said with tears starting to form in her eyes, but she was determined that she wasn't going to cry in front of Roy.

"Riza I didn't mean it like that-"

"Take me home you stupid bastard!" Riza said looking out the window

"I'm Sorry-"

"Take Me Home!" Riza said adding "Sir."

"Don't start with that shit!"

"Roy just take me home please." Roy could hear the tears in her voice and didn't want to her to cry because he knew she would hate him for the rest of her life for making her cry in front of her superior. So he just nodded in agreement, and started the car thinking how he could make it up to her.

Srry for it being so short, I was in a rush didn't want to miss Law & Order: SVU (LoL)