Emmett P.OV.
"Boys!" I heard a yell and immediately let go of Edward.
Esne was standing in the doorway with the I-cant –believe-your-doing-this-for-the-fifteenth-time-this-week look
We got up and mumbled, "Sorry Mom."
"Now I hope you can behave yourselves while were away. I don't even want to get close to what happened last time."
I smiled. That was awesome.
Alice glided into the room. "Edward if your going to pick up Bella do it now she's waiting for you and I want to say goodbye."
Hmmmm Bella that reminds me….
"Enough. That is inappropriate and rude. I don't appreciate you thinking of my fiancé half naked on a beach covered in sun tan oil." He growled.
"Ok," he looked shocked, "I will not think of her half naked." I swore.
Just completely naked. I laughed in my head.
Edward was about to lunge at me again when Esme yelled, "Do you want me to stay and ground you? Do you want to only go out of this house to hunt? Do you want me to set all your video games set on fire?"
I gasped. She wouldn't do it. Would she?
"She would." Alice chimed in. " its small at first and then BLAM! Its bigger than the house."
I sat back on my bed with my hands folded." I promise on my video games that I will not destroy the house" today. I added in my head.
Edward laughed, "Ill go get Bella." He was already in the car two seconds later revving the engine.
It will be fun to mess with Bella. I chuckled evilly. I wonder if Jasper will help me.
"oh Jasper." I sang
Jasper P.O.V
"You're leaving us all alone." I sent a wave of stress on accident. "sorry"
"Only a week. You just have to watch Emmett for seven days and im sure between your powers and Edwards you'll be fine." Esme said standing in my doorway.
"That's what you said last time." I grumbled. I shuddered.
"Yeah, well you were younger than. Im sure you have all matured." She said trying to ease her nerves
"Some of us."
"Well im sure you'll be fine." She kissed my forehead and walked out.
I sighed, but I suddenly felt extreme excitement coming from across the hall. Uh. Oh.
"oh Jasper." I heard a deep sing song voice call.
"no!" I yelled to get my point across. " im not doing anything your sick twisted little mind came up with." I would not have a repeat experience of last time.
"I wont do anything I did last time." He whined.
"Do you promise?" I asked hesitant.
He crossed an 'x' over his chest, "cross my dead heart. This is about making this week the most embarrassing week of Bellas young life and Edwards old prudish one." He laughed.
I thought about it for a minute. Esme will be very disappointed, but I don't have anything else to do.
He looked at me expectantly. "ok" I gave in.
" I don't have a plan otherwise Alice will stop us. Well just have to play it by ear."
I laughed. "wow you really thought this out didn't you?"
"hey, im determined." This was going to be good.
A/N: yay another chapter. I put two again because there short. And I know Emmetts not really like that, but I just like seeing him like this and it is humor. Bear with me people. Thanks! R&R! next chapter as soon as I can! Promise!