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Edward P.O.V.
I was driving towards Bella's house. My thoughts were troubled with what Emmett and Jasper were planning. They were always planning something. And with the whole family gone they could put all their pranking talents towards me and my poor innocent Bella.
I pulled up to Bella's house and walked toward the door. I rang the door bell. I heard the familiar THUMP as Bella fell down in the hallway in her rush to get to the door.
She unlocked the door quickly and I was staring at my angel. "Hi." She said upon seeing my face in the breathless way that she usually did. "hey." I said back, and kissed her gently on the lips.
"Are you ready to go?" I asked. "Yes, just let me get my stuff." Of course when she came back she had a small back pack. In all my years with Alice and Rosalie it still surprised me how little she cared about clothing.
I grabbed her bag and took her hand and walked to the car. Once we were in the car she asked, "I can't wait to spend some time with Esme. I haven't seen her in ages." I decided this was just as good a time to drop the bomb as any.
"Esme is not going to be there. Her and Carlisle are going on vacation for the whole week." I snuck a peek at her to gauge her reaction.
"Oh so Alice and Rosalie aren't going on vacation? Why not?" she asked. She was not catching on very quick.
"Alice and Rosalie are still going too." I said. I saw her eyebrows pull together in confusion. I couldn't help thinking how cute she looked. And then a look of terror crossed her face but she saw that I was watching and pulled it together.
"I can take you home its fine." I said quickly. I didn't want her to spend a week of terror at my house. Even if it was a vampire house hold.
"No, No its fine. So it's just me, you, Jasper and …Emmett." She squeaked out the last part "yup." I said. This wasn't going to be fun. But I would protect her. She would be fine.
Emmett P.O.V
"So Jasper, you know the plan? Just wait until an idea comes to you and just do it." I said. We were sitting on the couch in the living room with the tv humming in the back ground.
"Yeah. I hope you at least restrain yourself a little. She is just a human. We don't want to get her hurt. Especially since Edward will kill us if anything happens to her." He said looking around anxiously like Edward was going to jump out from behind the couch.
"Don't be a wuss. I don t want to get Bella hurt just utterly and irreversibly humiliated." I laughed. Why would I want to hurt my future little sister?
"Ok." He seemed to relax. I heard Edwards's car coming down the driveway. "Okay clear thoughts." I said quickly.
I heard the car park outside the house. "Showtime." I said. Jasper smiled.
Edward P.O.V.
I got out of the car. I looked around checking to see if there were any traps outside. I checked for Emmett and Jasper and heard the tv and their laughter from inside the house. "Edward your being paranoid." Bella said getting out of the car. Oh my poor little human. She had no idea. My thoughts went to the time they set a trap for me on the way back from a hunt. I was stuck in that tree for hours until Alice had had a vision of a hiker finding me and thought it was time to step in. They got a good laugh out of that.
We had walked to the bottom of the steps before Bella said, "I forgot my stuff." She turned to go get it but I stopped her. "Ill get it."
I hadn't gotten to the car before I heard THUMP and then a loud, "OW." And my nostrils were filled with a sweet succulent scent…freesia. I turned and saw my love splayed across the steps. This cannot be good.
A/N: ONLY EDWARD IS REALLY AFFECTED BY BELLAS BLOOD IN THIS ONE BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BECOME HORROR INSTEAD OF HUMOR.
Bella P.O.V.
"Ill get it." Edward said. I sighed. Of course he would. He was gone and I was walking up the steps. But I must have tripped over my own feet once again and did a face plant into the top step. "OW." I cried. I sat up and put my hand to my nose were I had taken the brunt of the force. I felt something wet and sticky. I groaned. Stupid human tendencies like tripping and bleeding.
I turned. Edward was stiff with his hand holding his nose. Oh great. "I'm sorry Edward." I mumbled through my hand.
"It's ok. I'm just going to go hunt. Why don't you go talk to Emmett or something." He said through clenched teeth.
"okay." I said but he was already gone. I sighed. Great now I was alone with Emmett and Jasper. At least that wasn't as bad as Edward sucking me dry. I turned and went into the house to my inevitable doom.
Emmett P.O.V.
I knew something was wrong because I smelled blood and Edward and Bella had not come in yet. I went to the door and opened it.
"You look horrible." I said when I saw Bella. She did look pretty messed up. Her hand was pressed around her nose but blood was still coming. It dribbled down her chin and on to her shirt. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a few paper towels. "Here, I hope that helps." I handed her the paper towels. "Thanks." She said. She sounded like she had a stuffy nose.
"What happened? Did Edward do this?" I asked even though it sounded far fetched. "No." she said quickly." I fell. And Edward went to hunt." Now that sounded more like Bella. "You know that's what all abused girlfriends say." I laughed. She rolled her eyes at me and pushed passed me into the living room. She sat down next to Jasper. Thank god he can restrain himself now.
Her nose bleed eventually stopped. "Do you guys have anything to drink?" she asked. "Yeah hold on." I walked into the kitchen. Let's see tea, milk, water and… what do we have here? I looked at the bottle in my hand. Hard Lemonade it read. It was the bottle that Carlisle had bought for some associates he had invited over for a party. An evil smile spread across my face. "Oh Bella how do feel about lemonade?" I called.
A/N: HAHA! CLIFFIE! I HOPED YOPU LIKED IT. P.S HARD LEMONADE HAS ALCHOHOL IN IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! R&R! please and thank you!!