A/N:YAY! ANOTHER CHAPTER. IM GONG TO START WITH Jasper since he hasn't been around for a while.
Jasper P.O.V
"Oh Bella. How do you feel about lemonade?" Emmett called from the kitchen. I was confused. Pure excitement was coming off him in waves. What could be so exciting about lemonade?
"I love it Emmett." She called back to him. He laughed. What is he up to? I went to the kitchen to try and find out what he was doing. Maybe he was just going insane.
"What are you thinking?" I asked in a voice to low for Bella's human ears. He didn't say anything he just handed me a bottle when he had finished pouring a big glass for Bella.
I read the bottle. Hard lemonade? Oh no. "Emmett we can not get Bella drunk!" I exclaimed. I could almost feel Edwards anger and he wasn't even there.
"Why not?" he whined like a two year old. Could he really be so simple that could come from this? "for one thing," I started, "she can barely walk without tripping sober. What do think is going to happen when she's drunk?"
"Hilarity in all forms." He laughed after thinking about it for a millisecond.
I sighed. I was about to take the glass he was holding away from him, when he foresaw what I was doing and ran into the other room.
"Here you go Bella." I heard him say. I looked at the bottle again. It was half full. Great. I shrugged this was going to be interesting.
Edward P.O.V.
I was on my way back to my car after a little "snack" when my cell phone rang. I looked at the caller id. Alice. This could only be bad.
"Alice what happened?" I asked starting to run faster to my car. Damn. Why didn't I park closer? Not only did I almost rip out Bella's throat earlier but now she was probably in trouble and would get hurt from carelessness.
"Nothing horrible don't worry." She assured me. I didn't relax. Something wrong had happened though. "But…"I prompted her.
"Well I was just calling to warn you. Bella is going to be a little harder to… resist than normal." She giggled. "Don't worry she wont get hurt, but you might." She was cracking up on the other end of the phone.
"Thank you Alice." I said sarcastically. I hung up on her. While she had been talking I was half way home. My thoughts immediately went to Emmett. What had he done? And what did Alice mean harder to resist, but she wouldn't get hurt? She had to get hurt to spill blood. Maybe it wasn't her blood that Alice was talking about. Then what is she talking about. Wow I am so confused.
Oh well I just had to protect Bella from whatever that was going to happen. That would be easy. Right?
Bella P.O.V.
Emmett brought me the glass of lemonade. I downed it quickly. Lemonade was my favorite. I loved mine with lots of sugar though. This stuff tasted funny and had a weird aftertaste. But a good aftertaste. " thanks Emmett that was great. Can I have some more, please?"
"What ever you say Bella." He said. He had a huge grin on his face. I thought about it but eventually let the thought go. I felt a little light headed but I was also really hyper. I started flipping through the channels on the tv. I stopped when I came to a music video. I remembered the song it was Fergalicious. For some odd reason I turned it up.
Then I got up and put my hands in the air and started to sway my hips to the music. Soon I was full on dancing ad singing along. I heard the front door open and then Edward was standing at the doorway to the living room and staring at me.
I looked at him he was so… sexy. I remembered walking over to him and then everything went black.
Edward P.O.V.
I was staring at Bella as she danced to the atrocious music that was blaring from the television at the moment. I didn't even register the music in my mind though. I couldn't take my eyes off Bella's graceful moves. She would have succumbed to some injury by now. What had happened to her?
Before I could vocalize my question though, Bella was advancing on me with a very sensual expression on her face. I wanted to do nothing more than take her in my arms and…
I shook my head. No something was seriously wrong with her. My Bella would be blushing like crazy at this moment. Bella walked up to me and put her arms around me and stood on her tiptoes to reach my face for a kiss.
I so badly wanted to kiss her but I knew it would be harder to say no to what she obviously wanted. "Kiss me Edward." My beautiful Angel purred.
Those soft warm lips were taunting me. But no I would not put her in harm twice in one day. "Sorry my love." I said.
She looked surprised. Then angry. "Ill be right back." She fumed. Then walked up the stairs. I had no idea were she was going but I was just glad she wasn't trying to seduce me. Then my thought caught up to me.
"Emmett I need to talk to you." I growled.
Emmett P.O.V.
"Emmett I need to talk to you." Edward growled from the living room. I laughed in answer. I had seen the whole scene and I felt like my sides were going to split. This was going better than I thought it would.
He came in stomping slightly. "What did you do to Bella?" he asked with a scowl on his face.
"Nothing horrible my dear my brother. I just thought maybe after you almost killed her earlier," he snarled, "maybe she needed to loosen up a bit. You have no idea how stressful near death experiences can be." I tried to hold it together doing my little speech but I doubled over in laughter before I finished the last word.
"You drugged her?" he asked furious now. I clutched my chest in mock horror. "No of course not. Jasper will you hand me the evidence?" Jasper handed me the bottle of hard lemonade. I handed it to Edward. He took it and stared at it for a full minute before comprehension lit his face.
"She's drunk." Edward said. He groaned. "That's why she was acting like that. And why she was graceful all of a sudden. how could you do this Emmett?" he asked I shrugged. "I thought it was going to be funny." I told him.
"Edward I need your help." Bella called from
The living room. Uh.Oh. Edward turned to me. "if she has one scratch on her im going to rip your limbs off." He said before disappearing around the corner.
I looked into the living room and prepared myself to see Bella headless or worse but what I saw was too funny I couldn't even speak. This is too good.
Edward P.O.V.
Bella was sitting on the couch. It took me a second too recognize her because I had never seen Bella like this before. She was wearing a tight revealing top and a short black leather miniskirt. This would probably be one of my favorite outfits if the person wearing wasn't my drunken fiancé trying to seduce me
"Bella," I started. She couldn't do this. Not now. I mean what kind of guy would I be if I took advantage of her in this state? A lucky one? I shook my head. This is really bad.
Bella had crossed the room to me during my battle with myself. She took my hand and led me to the couch. She pushed me down roughly. "ssshhhh Edward just relax." Then she went to the stereo and put on a fast song that I didn't recognize. She walked over to me and straddled my waist. Oh.no. Bella then proceeded to lift up her shirt. I grabbed her hands before she could get very far.
It was extremely hard for me to stop her. It rivaled the way I felt her blood. But I knew if she was sober she would completely mortified. I mean stripping In the middle of the living room. "Bella please stop taking your clothes off." I said repeating the familiar words.
This time though she surprised me. She didn't get incredulous she didn't get sad, she just said, "okay." Kissed me on the cheek and went upstairs. I was frozen from what had just happened.
"Earth to Edward." I heard someone call from far away. I shook my head out of the daze. Emmett was standing in front of me with a smirk on his face. "well you certainly have a way with the ladies. You can just turn them off like that." He snapped his fingers.
"Shut up." I growled. My phone in my pocket vibrated as I heard a loud crash from up stairs. "Emmett can you go see what happened?" I asked. After her last little charade I don't think I have enough willpower to say no again.
I opened the phone. It was Alice again. "Hello Alice." I said a little icily. I was till mad at her for not telling me about Bella. "Edward I am so glad you stayed downstairs." She sighed in relief.
"Why what happened?" I asked getting anxious now. "Don't get mad at Bella okay. You need to just stay calm." She pleaded. Mad at Bella? "What are you talking about Alice?" I demanded. "Bella broke your stereo system." She flew through the words. Had I heard her right? Please god say I didn't hear her right. "What?" "Bella got mad and took a bat to your stereo system." This time she said it a little slower.
"Edward do-"she started but I hung up. I raced up the stairs to my room trying to prepare myself. Bit nothing could have prepared me for the sight that I was about to see.
Emmett P.O.V.
When I got to Edwards room I was shocked. There were CDs thrown all over the room and his stereo system was in small bits all over the floor. Bella the perpetrator of the crime was fast asleep on the bed with a small smile on her lips hugging a bat. I chuckled this was just too funny.
Then I heard Edward coming up the stairs. I decided it was best that I wipe the smile off my face unless I wanted it to get beaten off.
"Oh my god." Edward said as he entered the room with wide eyes. He fell to his Knees and picked up an armful of his broken stereo. I thought I heard him dry sob then I couldn't hold it in any longer. I burst out laughing.
"Wow when Bella doesn't get what she wants she really gets angry." He didn't turn around so I kept going. "you know Bella kind of acts like Rosalie when she's drunk."
My cell phone rang this time. "Hello?" no one called me unless it was an emergency. "Emmett?" it was Alice." I think you should meet us in Europe. Edward is contemplating ripping your head off." She warned. Crap. "thanks for the heads up." I hung up.
"Edward, I think me and Jasper are going to get out of the house for the rest of the week so uh bye." I was already down stairs I grabbed Jasper and my keys and ran to my car. He didn't even ask what was going on. He got it from my emotions. Europe here we come.
Bella P.O.V.
I woke up the next morning. My head was throbbing, and the light hurt my eyes. "Good morning." A musical voice said next to me. "Hi" I said smiling and turning to kiss him.
"So what happened last night?" I asked. "I remember you coming home and then it all went blank." I was totally mystified. What had happened?
"You really don't remember." He asked. There was hurt in his eyes and I had no idea why. "Well Emmett got you drunk." His jaw clenched.
The lemonade! I thought. I smacked my head for being so naïve, but that just made the pain in my head hurt more. I must have a hangover. "Where is he?" I asked not wanting to run into him. I just might hurt myself again by trying to punch him.
He smiled. "He and Jasper decided to join the rest of the family on vacation. He really didn't want to face him after what happened yesterday."
I looked around the room and saw that it seemed different somehow. Then I saw what was missing. "Edward, where is your stereo system?"
The end
A/N:FIRST FANFIC IS OVER. HOPE YOU LIKE IT. THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED YOU SUGGESTIONS REALLY HELPED. THAN YOU!!
