I don't own doctor who, just a dalek sec, hybrid sec, cyberman and ood figures. Oh and my cousins own Oody Woody.
Chapter 2.
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The planet Ood was boring. Ood do not have big imaginations when it comes to naming things, (or anything really) so every town, city, street and Ood were called Ood. Except one.
Ood need to be bossed around or they would die, so the Ood race should have died out long ago, but the Ood as a collective decided to breed special Ood that could think for them selves. It took some time and the Ood came very close to extinction but they finally succeeded. The result was a Royal Ood, (the new Ood have some more imagination with names and wanted to sound extra special) the Royal Ood cannot talk to the other Ood in there minds so they told the other Ood to invent something so they could communicate easier. How they did this is unknown because the Royal Ood forgot most of their history and didn't think it was important enough to order the common Ood to write it down.
How ever Ood weren't very good doctors and on the Oodith day of Oodust, Oodward IX and Oodina VI were in a horrible explosion where Oodward IX tried to make a faulty Ood made firework to work. They both died because the Ood doctor didn't have one of them to tell him how to do his job properly. Their son, Oody Woody (I) didn't listen to them tell him how to run the planet so he wasn't much help either.
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Many months later… In Ood standards.
"I'm gonna eat your BRAINNNNZZZZ!"
"And how are you going to manage that? You can't even stand up straight."
"Sure I can…" Sec struggled to stand up then fell head first into a pond.
"See I told you." The Ood sighed, he'd been stuck with this guy for ages now. He wasn't sure how long because he hadn't listened to his parents explaining time.
"Aww nice fishy!" Sec started stroking a near by Ood who had gone in the pond to help him up.
"Come on you," Oody Woody lifted Sec up, "What's up with you, you were normal until that girl left. Here have some Oodinade."
Sec drank the drink handed it to him, it didn't help him much and he fell over again.
"Suppose that proves it then, the Ood planet makes people go crazy." Oody Woody left Sec lying there while some other Ood helped him up again.
"WOOOSH…WOOOSSH.. WOOOshh, Woooshhh, whirr whirr"
"What the..." Oody Woody spun round to see a blue box appear in front of him.
"BANG!"
The door opened abruptly and slammed Oody Woody in the face. Sec trundled over.
"BOX! Oh my box I thought you left me!"
A man stepped out of the box. He surveyed the situation, then he looked down at Sec trying to make out with the side of the TARDIS.
"Sec?" he said in disbelief, "But... your dead!"
"Owwww…" Oody Woody stood up and rubbed his head, he stared at the man whose box had hit him.
"Oh sorry, didn't see you there... hang on are you Ood?" asked the man.
"Yes…" Oody Woody stood up, the man held out his hand in front of him, "Uhhh… what?"
"Oh, it's a hand shake, it's what humans do to greet each other" said the man.
"Humans?"
"Oh so you haven't heard of them yet… what year is this by the way?" the man looked down at Sec again.
"Dunno, never did pay attention to how to tell the time," Oody Woody looked down at Sec too, "You know him?"
"Yes, we meet a few times, uhh.. what's wrong with him?"
"I have no idea; I think it may be depression or something."
"Why"
"Why should I tell you I don't even know who you are"
"Box, why do you hate me? I thought we were meant to beee!" Sec started to run away with tears in his eyes, Oody Woody grabbed him and pulled him back.
"Oh, right, I'm the Doctor and you are?"
"Oody Woody."
"I didn't know Ood had names."
"They don't." said Oody Woody still trying to keep Sec in one place.
"So why is he depressed?"
"Some girl he was with left."
Sec moaned, "GONNNNNEEEEEEEE! WHY DID SHE GOOO???"
"Because you were being totally stupid and pressing buttons and made her teleport away!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"Nooo I didn't!"
"What girl?" Sec and Oody Woody looked at the doctor like they had forgotten he was there.
"Thay!" Sec tried to make it in a depressed tone but he was starting to slur his words and it just sounded like a drunk calling for more beer.
"Sec are you drunk?" the Doctor asked.
"Whatsa whooos… OHHH FIISHY SRIBBLE! I… neeed some cheeessse and macaroni pronto, Mr. Bunny rabbit from under a bus!" Sec then turned and threw up on another Ood.
"Ew…"
"What has he had to drink or eat while he's been here?"
"Nothing much… just some Oodinade…"
"What's that made of?"
"I dunno, I just order the Ood to make it."
"So how come you can think for your self then? Most Ood just obey orders."
"Well when the Ood came to be they realized they couldn't survive without being ordered around and some how evolved some Ood into being able to think for them selves. Then they invented the communicated devices so the new Ood could understand them. And that's all I can remember because then I fell asleep. I never really paid attention to history." Oody Woody rubbed the back of his head. Sec was babbling about how his spew looked like butterflies.
"Makes sense, do you have any Oodinade that I can see?"
"Sure." Oody Woody went and got the bottle and handed it to the Doctor.
The Doctor lifted the lid and smelled the contents.
"MOUSEYYYYY!" Sec chased an Ood.
"I'm almost 100 sure this is alcohol." said the Doctor and replaced the lid.
"Well, what should we do?" Oody Woody laughed as Sec tackled the Ood and both went into the pond.
"Catch him and bring him in to the TARDIS, then we'll see what we can do."
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"SPASH!"
"GAHHHH!!!!"
"Did it work?"
"Where's mousey mouse gone?"
"Nope, we could try coffee." the Doctor went over to the cupboard and got his instant coffee machine out. He made the coffee and turned around.
"ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"What's wrong with him now?" Oody Woody asked, poking the sleeping human dalek hybrid.
"Don't poke him! He'll wake up!"
"How can he drink the coffee if he's asleep?"
"Sleeping the alcohol off is probably better than the coffee, just leave him be." the Doctor lead Oody Woody out of the TARDIS kitchen and in to a loungey room. He offered the coffee to the Ood, who took it and started to drink it.
"Hey stop staring!"
"Sorry it's just you drink weird."
Oody Woody turned so the Doctor couldn't see him drinking (his tentacle thingys were in the cup and he was drinking the coffee slightly like a fly would).
"So how long has he been with you?" the Doctor asked.
"As I said before I didn't listen to how to tell time."
"Well how many days?"
"The time when the sun is up?"
"Yes."
"Oh, about three days then."
"And he's only had the Oodinade?"
"Yes… apart from the pond water he drank."
"Okay…"
"Is that bad?"
"Well he's going to have one hell of a hangover."
Oody Woody turned around, having finished the coffee and handed the cup back.
"So…How did he get on the Ood planet?"
"Well, him and the girl, and when I say girl I mean, it had a sort of robotic voice but it had a slight feminine edge to it you know…," the Doctor wondered how an Ood could tell if a voice had an feminine edge to it, "And they were arguing a lot and I said 'Hello what the hell are you doing on my planet?' and they were like 'We dunno we just teleported here randomly!', just so you know this isn't what they exactly said because I can't remember…"
"Yes, I realized. Carry on."
"Ya, well I said 'Oh okay. Do you want a drink?' and the girl said no, she wasn't hungry, but Sec was like 'YES! Something to keep my mind off her!' and ya... got drunk and she called him an idiot and not knowing when to stop and stuff about men, and he opened her control unit outer shell, er… thingy and started pressing buttons, mean while she's shouting and waving her gun and plunger thingys around…"
"Gun and plunger? As for like arms?"
"Yup... that mean anything?"
"No, no… just carry on."
"O.K, and then he pressed something and she teleported away. He got very sad and started drinking the Oodinade a lot and here we are."
"Did the 'girl' mention having a name?"
"Probably but I can't remember."
"Okay… so… Hey how did you know about coffee and alcohol and stuff when I mentioned them, I mean Ood don't have those do they?"
"No, but humans have been sending radio waves for hundreds of years and they finally reached the Ood planet some years back, I know a lot about human history from what ever time period they mentioned on the broadcast. Which, I can't remember. I like their hip hop and rap music the most though, I'm thinking I want to be in a band, you know? While Sec wasn't as drunk as he is know we made up a few songs."
"Oh? Really? Could I hear it?"
"Oh… no I need Sec here, I'm not much of a solo artist. Um… so… how far can your ship here go?" asked Oody Woody as he looked around the room. He fixed his gaze on a lamp with a tea cozy hanging off the lamp shade.
"Oh… quite far, any where in the universe and in time."
"Really, you don't suppose you could do with an Ood on board do you? We Ood know how to clean dishes; it's like an instinct or something."
"Really?"
"No, I can't clean dishes for a cup of Oodinade…"
"Well… I suppose since you're a friend of Sec's you can join us…"
"YES!"
"…But you will have to learn how to do dishes…"
"NOOOOO!"
"Ha, just kidding we have a dish washer, but how will the Ood survive without someone to boss them around?"
"No don't worry about that it's all sorted. In three days humans are due to arrive on the Ood planet, and take the Ood as slaves. I sent a message out to them in the hope I could get off this stupid planet."
"So why do you want to come with me then, you seem to have your life all sorted."
"Well, apparently rap isn't popular anymore, soo going back in time would be nice."
"Okay, that's a reasonable answer, welcome to the TARDIS, but can the Ood survive three days without orders?"
"Oh I told them before we came in to get ready for the humans arrival, I wrote a list of dozens of things they need to do before the humans come."
"Oh good."
And so Sec and Oody Woody were the first Human Dalek hybrid and Ood to ever be in the TARDIS.
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Lotsa words…
Just so you know I have seen a very drunk guy. He was just picking up bottles at random and drinking them… He could also do the patting head and making circles on your tummy thing people say drunks can't do. He was also very bad at arm wresting.
I like sound effects. :)
Mad-Hatter-LCarol – Thanks! Um and thanks for the weirdness spelling help… I suck at spelling. And yus I think I will have Thay getting a Humany body thing. :) I drew a picture of it a ya.. I LOVE the idea. XD !!!! Oh and my cousins and I have tons of fun dressing up the doctor who characters in Bratz clothes! Here some pics – h tt p://s164.p m/ albums/u 5/DaMoreFishy /Doc tor 20wh o/ (remove spaces) Oh and I suck at science two. For most of the science exam I was engraving stuff on my ruler :).
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