… That last chapter had a very cheesy ending…

Um… don't own anything. Not even Oody Woody… :(

Chapter 3.

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Sec awoke with a start, he had moved to much while he was sleeping and his head had fallen off the table. He dragged himself off the floor and looked around him with blurry vision (AN: …). He tried to remember what had happened and where he was but it was almost as blurry as his vision was now. He could remember something about a mouse…

He walked forward with his hands out. He bumped into the table a few times and then walked into a wall. He felt along the wall until he got to an outline of a door, how he knew this was weird because he had almost no experience with feeling along walls and finding doors… but he… uh… supposed it was one, because he had to determine something, because he's a genius and… ya.

He scrabbled to find an opening so he could get out pf where ever he was. He found the door handle and lent on the door while opening it. He had also assumed he'd been captured and the door would be locked. He was wrong. The door burst open and he ran smack into another wall.

"Owww…"

He tried vision again, it was clear enough now for him to see he was in a hallway. With lots of doors… lots and lots of doors… Sec put a hand to his throbbing head and made his way (the left way) down the hallway, until he decided right was a better way to go and swapped directions.

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The Doctor awoke. 'Ahh, the bliss few seconds where you remember where the hell you are.' He sat up on the couch he was on and rubbed the back of his head, making his hair go all random in the directions it was positioned (AN: weird sentence of dooooooom!). Oody Woody was sitting in the corner of the room twitching.

"Coffee not agree with you?"

"Noo,Ididn'tsleepallnight!Itwashorrible!!!!Mymindwaslike'sleepyoustupidbody!'butIstayedawkeallnight!Ordayorwhateverthisis!"

"Okay… maybe a glass of water would help…"

"No!NomoreEarthdrinks!" Oody Woody interrupted.

"Okay, if you say so." the Doctor felt like he had forgotten something… something important… "Hey did we leave Sec in the kitchen last night?"

"Ya,Ithinkso."

The Doctor opened the door to the room they were in (supposedly the lounge because of the couch/sofa thingy… he he sofa) and looked down the corridor. He took the left side for a while heading in the general direction of the kitchen (because the TARDIS is HUGE! And it's hard to remember stuff when you just wake up) .

Luckily Sec had chosen the right way (AN: lol, well I find it funny!) and eventually made found the Doctor, after lots of walking, in and into doors.

"Woah, Sec are you okay? Can you remember what happened? How you came back to life?" the Doctor asked.

The questions proved to advanced for the hung-over mind of a human dalek hybrid and he said, "Wooshel?"

"Sorry to fast for you? Sec-are-yoouuu-oooo-kkkkay?" the Doctor rephrased.

"No my head hurts like anything, I don't know where I am, how I got here, my eye sight sucks at the moment and I think I may have tried to make out with a box. Who are you!?"

"The Doctor, do you remember me?"

Sec squinted, he made out the figure of a man, with a brownish splodge of hair and a blue suit.

"Yes… Oh! Doctor, can you help me find her! She could be anywhere! Oh Thay! I;m sorry I didn't mean it! Blame the Ood!"

"Hey!" Oody Woody had just walked down the corridor, "How was I supposed to know you'd get drunk?"

"Drunk?!" said Sec, 'Well," he thought, 'Suppose that explains the head ache and blurry-vision-ness' , 'But how?' , 'I don't know don't ask me I'm just a abnormally large brain that is to big for your head so is visible from outside your body.' , 'Oh…'

"Hey Oody, the coffee wore off!" said the Doctor wanting to make an input since he hadn't said anything for a while.

"Ya… I smashed my head on the wall a few times and it worked. "

"Oh good." The Doctor smiled for reasons unknown.

"But… but how did I get drunk?"

"Oh, the only thing you drank for three days was Oodinade and it's pretty much the Ood version of alcohol, but it doesn't have the drunk affect on them." explained the Doctor.

"Oh…"

"Well that explains that you can't remember what happened, but how did you come back to life, I mean you were pretty dead when I left you." said the Doctor.

"Nano-genes, they took longer than I would have hoped to activate but I suppose that's because I fell on my back and the box didn't hit the ground at the right angel and didn't open properly."

"Ha, why do I never think of nano-genes? And I heard you say something about Thay?"

"Oh Dalek Jast was sort of a hopeless course and I never liked him much anyway, but Thay was mostly okay, so I put some human DNA on her…"

"On her?" the Doctor interrupted.

"Yeah… probably not the best idea, but it sort of worked with the nano-genes and brought Thay back to life, part human as well so I wouldn't be exterminated…"

"Hold on, why didn't you help the dalek human hybrids?" the Doctor asked.

"… Oh yeah… forgot about them…" Said Sec with the face of someone who forgot something really important crossed with someone confused about why they never thought of something, "So anyway, the human DNA turned out to be female and made Thay a girl. Oh and then we teleported to the Ood planet and then I was drunk and pressed the 'emergency temporal shift' button."

"Yes Oody, told me that…"

"Don't call me Oody."

"Sorry, Oody Woody told me that already."

"Well why did you let me say it again! You wasted 5 seconds of my life!"

"Oh… sorry but as I was saying, uh… I can't remember what I was saying…" the Doctor stood there with the same confused forgotten look Sec had before.

"So… um can you help me find her?" asked Sec, thinking of what Thay would say (AN: rhymes!) when she saw him.

Oody Woody stared at them with their random expressions on their faces, he tried to make one but his eyes weren't in the right place and he could wrinkle his forehead in thought, so he just stood there, squinting his eyes.

"Oh…um yes I think so, might take a while though… do you know her biological make up number, er… thingy?" the Doctor asked.

"Yup."

"Good that will make it a lot easier."

Oody Woody was still standing there with his eyes still squinting.

"So… um… what now?" Sec asked, slightly freaked out but the Ood's stare at the wall.

"Oh I'll go punch in that number into the TARDIS and we'll wait, while I'm doing that Oody Woody, do you want to go get some drinks or food from the kitchen?"

"Okay," said the Ood as he quit staring at the wall to engage eye contact with the Doctor… to be polite, "It's down that way right?" Oody Woody said pointing left.

"Yep, 45th door to the left, come on Sec, lets go find your girl!"

"Well technically she's more of my sister…"

"Yes, yes, come on!"

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Later-ish.

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"WOOOOOOSHHHHH WOOOOOSSHH, whiiirrrrrrr…"

"Hey, Sec! Quick I think the TARDIS has found her!" shouted the Doctor.

"No need to shout…" said Sec, "I'm just over here." he pointed at himself right next to the Doctor.

"Oh, sorry, but look! We got a signal! Now we just need to follow it and…" the Doctor started pulling some levers and pushing buttons, the TARDIS started making random woosh and whirr sounds and moved around violently, like a 'experience what an earthquake is like' room that they had at this museum once somewhere…

Sec fell over and slid halfway across the room.

"Oww…" he said.

"Hold on to something!"

Oody Woody walked in with a bag of marshmallows. For some reason, he was standing up right and the quakeyness of the TARDIS didn't seem to bother him.

"Hey guys, I found some marshmallows!" he said holding up the bag, proudly.

"Thunk!"

The TARDIS landed. Sec rolled over.

"Owwwwwwww…"

"Marshmallow?" asked Oody Woody, offering the now open bag to Sec.

"Oooo! Yes!" said the Doctor, grabbing a few… dozen.

"Okay… hey the quakeyness stopped!" said Sec, standing up and grabbing an extra special small marshmallow, a white one too, he didn't fully trust the colour pink yet (AN: white ones taste better anyways. And pink tastes like pink.).

"Yep, we've landed!" said the Doctor, helping himself to more marshmallows.

"OOOoo! I want to open the door first!" said Oody Woody, slightly jumping, joyishly… quite un-Ood-like.

"Go ahead!" said the Doctor taking the whole marshmallow bag off the Ood.

"Hey Doctor I forgot to ask, what happened to that Martha girl? Or Rose actually?" asked Sec.

"Martha said something about not liking to be with someone they absolutely love to bits but the person never looks twice at them or something and Rose… well… she's trapped in the parallel world." The Doctor looked sad as he said the last bit.

"Oh, that's probally my fault…" said Sec, slightly ashamed, but not much because he's still part Dalek.

By the time the Doctor and Sec had finished this chat, forgetting about Oody Woody, he had already opened the door stepped out, and had almost been killed.

"Uh… guys?" he said, at knife point.

"He is not compatible." said the clockwork man.

"What?!" the Doctor said, surprised, as he stepped out of the TARDIS.

"…" said Sec staring at the random French clothes the clockwork man was wearing.

"But, but, I've been here before! I thought I shut you all down, trapped in France!" said the Doctor, still in disbelief mode.

"I was broken, I did not go." Said the clockwork man, not able to be in disbelief mode, because of his lack of face and thoughts, and that he already knew he wasn't shut down.

"He has awesome shoes…" said Sec, still staring at the clothing.

"Why are you still here? There's nothing left for you here! You can't fix the ship, you have no parts!" said the Doctor, halfway out of disbelief mode.

"Can we keep him!?" said Sec with his attempt at cute puppy, begging look.

"What?" said the Doctor, being thrust back into disbelief mode.

"But he's trying to kill me!" said Oody Woody.

"So?" said Sec.

"I gave you marshmallows!" said Oody Woody.

"Yes and I would like some more actually, you! Clockwork man, guy, get me some marshmallows! Dalek Sec wants marshmallows!"

"Human dalek hybrid Sec, I mean." Sec corrected himself.

The clockwork man instantly knowing what to do around someone who admitted to vibes of bossy and must follow my orders or else, let go of Oody Woody and walked up to the Doctor, grabbed the bag of marshmallows and gave them to Sec. Which was all very pointless because Sec was standing next to the Doctor.

"Sooo? Can I keep him now?" asked Sec, eating four marshmallows at once resulting in him talking funny ("Muhh, muuf mmmmffff?")

"Uhh… okay!" said the Doctor.

"Sweet!" said Sec, searching in the bag for white marshmallows.

"Okay, well she's definitely not here so lets move off," said the Doctor, "I mean on… I think."

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NEXT TIME ON THIS RANDOM STORY!

-The clockwork man is named.

-There's a Christmas party to go to!

-Sec and Oody Woody find the Doctors wardrobe!

That's next time on!

'RANDOM STORY OF DOOOOOOM!...'

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